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2008

21

Jul

Johnny Rotten is a Racist Punk of the Day

Lead singer of the Sex Pistols beat up the the lead singer of Bloc Party at some concert they were both playing at because Rotten’s in a new band I’ve never heard of and is a doesn’t like being told what to do by black people. From what I’ve heard, the lead singer of Bloc Party is some Nigerian dude and he offended Rotten by asking if he could expect a reunion tour of Public Image, a Dub band Rotten was part of and worked on with Afrika Bambaataa a black man.

Maybe Rotten hates black people, I mean it wouldn’t be the first time a street punk kicks an African with his Doc Martins, but more likely was just offended by some asshole offering career advice to someone who probably considers himself a legend. When you’re beating someone down, it’s only natural to turn to racial slurs, like trying to hit people in the obvious softspot as you pound in their faces, kinda like everytime my wife attacks me, she makes a point of screaming obscenities to me like that I am a little Mexican woman and my dick looks like her fucking vagina, not because of her large clit and testicle-like wrinkled labia, but because it’s small but everytime I decide to fight back and reclaim my power as the man in the relationship, I target her obesity, he french trash background and inadequacies as a wife, mother and woman. The only think shitty about beating up my wife is that she’s built like a wall and always manages to stand up for herself by sitting on my chest, pretty much making me paralyzed and vulnerable, but at least I try.

I guess all this is to say that the Bloc Party dude is a total pussy and if he was really a black man, he would have coordinated a drive by shooting instead of crying to the press like a little baby.

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