Here are some ridiculous Jordan Carver pictures because I don’t understand Jordan Carver…Sure I get the big tits people like looking at…that’s pretty easy to understand….I just don’t get how they happened. Are they real? They can’t be…they must be fake….and the good news for this Carver nobody but a bitch with huge tits…is that shit compensates for her average at best face. I’m sure she’s a nice girl though….I mean she must be to be out taking pics like this for attention…Right?

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I’d like to say I just invented a word – Ridicu-Tits…. but feel countless bros and frat boys before me have likely used it…I was just too lazy to see if shit is trademarked…if it is…see you in court motherfucker…

I am only doing this post on Jordan Carver because I have never done a post on Jordan Carver in the past and people who read the site are calling me out for not covering some of the most ridiculous sized tits that don’t have a wikipedia page….

Here she is in a shoot doing a hand bra for Zoo Magazine and it is just beyond ridiculous…and not nevessarily in a good way….I’ve had big tits and small tits…natural and implants and the ridiculous sized tits are always annoying to manage and almost comical to deal with…

Being into this may be a dysfunction….living with tits this big…may lead to dysfunctional back….seriously….these are a joke…but go big or go home right?

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