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2011

31

Jan

Jordana Brewster’s Pussy Puppy of the Day

I’ve been seeing a lot more amateur videos of young girls on webcam with their dogs. I’m talking at least 5 videos in the last 3 months of different girls getting their pussies licked by their dogs. Shit starts as normal masturbation, next thing you know, bitch is getting eaten out by the family pet. It must be a new trend in masturbation…

Just the other day, I saw a video of a bitch laying back in panties and her dog started going at her underwear and she didn’t stop him while her boyfriend roared laughing. It’s like Dogs are the new sex toy….maybe cuz they clean up the orgasm mess after you are done…maybe cuz they can’t talk and therefore can’t tell on you…maybe cuz they do have great licking abilities…but the whole thing weirds me out…

I used to know a girl who used her dog to lick the cum out of her pussy after I fucked her and that never sat right with me….I didn’t realize she wasn’t alone in her weirdness, and as surprised as I was that young people are getting up on this..nothing ever really suprises me….our world is fucked…

Now this Jordana Brewster bitch isn’t helping me get past these recent traumatic events…there is no reason for this got to be on her lap…except maybe if he starts wagging his tail…it looks strategically placed…unlike this camera man who’s fucking up my chances of lookin’ up bitches skirt…

Now pass the ketchup bitch.

PS who the fuck are you?

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2010

04

Nov

Jordana Brewster on Set in a Bikini of the Day

I am not sure if the original Fast and the Furious movie was any good, I don’t watch shit like that. But I can say with confidence that their 5th sequel is going to be nothing but garbage. You see it has got to the point where they realize they can pump out any smut, and idiots into cars will watch the shit, love the shit and jump up and down about the shit as they fill into the streets, get into their cars and hopefully use Fast and the Furious as an example that leads to horrible car accidents that bring the bad publicity this franchise needs to be shut the fuck down.

At least the people behind this crap are taking full advantage of the money they are getting from the studios, setting up shop in Brazil, where the cast and crew can fuck lady boys and hot model like bitches with big Brazilian clit….or they could just try gangbang Jordana Brewster…she is on the payroll and has to do what she is told..

I think her in a bikini is seductive even though she’s 30…something that usually throws me off.

Not that it matters….

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