One of the lamest bro things when referencing a girl’s tits is saying that she’s got talent….SHOWING her talent….LOOK HOW TALENTED SHE IS….ok boomer, shut the fuck up…

The point is that Kara Del Toro is a pretty insignificant “instagram model” despite her million or more followers, the money she’s made as a first generation IG model and trips she’s probably been able to go on because of her trying fucking hard to tell the world she’s hot….

This girl wanted you to know she’s hot so hard that she made a career or hustle out of it. This randomly going viral cuz your hot shit is a fucking lie, all these IG models try so fucking hard for EVERY damn one of those LIKES because they’ve got something to prove, or need to be reassured that we’re still staring at their tits….

The whole concept is some needy ass shit…

I think hot girls are better when they don’t do daily photoshoots for the perverts of the internet to like and follow them enough to make them feel worth, or so that they can charge brands to support their lives and by brands I mean sugar daddies for the majority of them….none end up with broke ass jokes….

I guess the social media following is the RATING system of our generation because you can’t call the hot bartender a dime or a 10 because that’s sexist, so you’re forced to base her hotness on her instagram following….

When it’s high enough, they only mingle at a certain tier of society or bank balances, which is why people like Olivia Culpo fuck the NFL TEAM…

Status from being a lame fuck who produces photoshoots around themselves for people to jerk off to….while pretending it’s to give fashion and life inspo…fuck yourself….we are onto you….and I guess some of them do fuck themselves for their subscribers…

Kara Del Toro doesn’t but she’s got big tits and you should like her hustle, or tits, or talents…because she WANTS you to and thank god for that….those are huge.

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Kara Del Toro is one of the early sluts of social media who branded herself a BLOGGER, which always offended me, as a BLOGGER, it’s like these motherfuckers just APPROPRIATED my fucking existence and made millions of dollars selling skinny tea and running other branded campaigns, all without actually OWNING a blog….TRIGGERED….us bloggers get NO respect, but don’t really deserve respect, it’s a pretty lazy self involved art form that’s idiotic, humiliating and for teen girls of the early 2000s.

Anyway, instagram blogger became “Influencer” because AVON LADY or WHORE wasn’t as catchy…or superfluous….GIVE THEM SOME INSANE TITLE to make them seem more important than they are for posting slutty bikini pics daily for views….something I appreciate, but don’t think deserves a title like “influencer”….as if they are influential and not bottom feeding clickbait producers…but whatever….no hate for Kara Del Toro, her hustle o her big tits…we NEED these people to jerk off to…or at least to get us in the mood to jerk off to hotter versions….it all HELPS…SHOWING THAT SKIN.

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Kara Del Toro, who is one of the hardest working titty models of instagram, becasue she’s got big titties…therefore she’s a titty model and I guess “hardest working” is a relative term since this is hardly work and since I’m sure there are a lot of girls out there with big tits and instagram followers doing things far more soul sucking for their dream of being top level instagram titty models…you know, like sucking old dude dick…which is arguably working harder than this married bitch in her boring but smutty content.

I’m not hating, I mean I started this off saying she was one of the hardest working titty models, like she’s got something to prove level of instagram titty modeling, you know maybe an ex or kids who teased her in high school, deep rooted motivators for her getting those tits out there…..

I was saying she was hard working, obviously barely working is hard working for these people, and in barely working, which is hard working for these people, she’s been attending any event she can, really trying to take those wide womanly hips as far as they will take her.

What is disappointing is that she hasn’t figured out the camera is OVER HERE, not at the wall, you big titty tease…

“I’ll do a topless pic, because people only follow me for my tits, but I won’t bother showing tit, that’d be slutty”….when she’s already slutty…figure it out homie..

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Kara Del Toro may not be the hottest instagram model out there, but she has big tits and she hustles those big tits….

I realize that the ass is more important than the tits, my friend just posted some rednecks on Spring Break in the late 90s saying “Marry the ass, buy the tits” and that’s really something I caught onto at a young age, knowing tits get sloppy as they age and that girls with big tits for the most part end up catching up to their big tits as they age….meaning they get fat…so ASS is far more important than tits in EVERY SINGLE case…except maybe a few outlying cases….

Kara Del Toro, not Benicio’s or Guillermo’s daughter has been to all kinds of events, premieres, fucking paparzzi moments, consistently…using those tits for good before it is too late for the tits.

In todays edition of Instagram Model with something to prove, you may even see some nipple.

Is that worth jacking off to, who cares…none of this shit is worth jacking off to…I just document the celebrity and wannabe celebrity tits…stop being so high maintenance.

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If you have big titties, which you don’t, or if you do they aren’t the kind of tits any of want to see because I know that the last remaining “readers” who don’t read this site but who end up here accidentally are all dudes…GIRLS HATE IT HERE…so it’s just a fucking circle jerk, despite me hating dudes….because dude conversations are just so stupid and there’s always a dude who wants to tell me about how good he fucks chicks, or how hot this one broads tits were, or worse…they talk about the porn they jerk off to…you see I’ve known dudes…and have chatted with dudes and they are really not that interesting….since they don’t have cunts..

Anyway, if you KNOW a big titty girl get her on the beach posing next to those CHEM TRAILS like they were KARA DEL TORO becasue sometimes all your dreams can COME true so long as they got tits they want to cocktease with..

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Kara Del Toro’s some pretty irrelevant influencer, whatever the fuck that means, I guess it means posts slutty pics on social media for the nerds on social media to get boners, I mean it’s pretty lucrative and not actual sex work, unless you consider whoring out for likes and follows, or whoring out for brands sex work, which I don’t…I don’t even think sugar babying, which is what a lot of these influencers do to finance influencing sex work….or selling nudes…also not sex work…sure it’s whorey but it’s not taking dirty dick in your ass to pay rent or get drugs…that’s sex work and all these sex work faces, meaning BLACKFACE but of SEX WORK, think it’s clout to be a sex worker…edgier than working at a Tattoo parlor or at the local bar….when real sex work is far more dark and horrible and soul destroying.

Anyway, Kara is posing next to old books and as a dinosaur, I like books over screens so that alone makes cockteasing titty content more fun to look at.

Does this bitch read, probably prefers emojis, but I don’t assume girls are dumb for pushing big tits to get attention they can monetize…if anything you’d be an idiot not to.

I appreciate del Toro’s hustle, even if her dad is some famous filmmaker…Guillermo Del Toro….unless he’s not her dad…I don’t read biographies, I just analyze tit pics.

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I am not into politics, but I know everything is political, even here…if you don’t like the vaccine you’re a TRUMPER, even though we’re in Canada and no one is a Trumper and not just because he created the vaccine and endorses the vaccine, meaning he was just planted by the system that is fucking with you and works for them…but NO I am not a TRUMPER…he is hilarious in his most savage videos…but regardless of that…A lot of people aren’t into the vaccine, from VEGANS to EDUCATED PEOPLE or ACADEMICS who like researching, even doctors, lawyers, nurses, etc….so yeah…NOT a POLITICAL THING…which is why I am not into POLITICS, I am into the fall of our society…but not politics…BUT if I was into politics I’d nominate Kara Del Toro for PRESIDENT of influencers, since she’s got big tits and puts in work to consistently show of the tits…the younger influencers are way lazier…..this is drive….which I guess is pretty lazy, just less lazy….

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Kara Del Toro is an instagram model who I actually respect. I don’t think she’s the hottest or the fittest, but she’s got big tits and she puts in the work…and that’s enough for me. I have low standards and all these other bitches are fucking disappointing.

First off, she’s married, probably to a rich guy and she doesn’t bother pushing the husband at all, because she knows internet nerds like to jack off to girls they can pretend they will one day marry, you know, you’re one of those people…so keep your rich husband and your love to your damn self, we’re here to see the tits.

Second, she’s got big tits, so she’s consistently in bikinis, which is a good thing, you can never have too many bikini pics, proven by the fact that girls only take bikini pics now….sluts.

Third, she stages paparazzi pics, she sets up photoshoots, she probably makes youtube videos…I don’t care about her enough to google her….but I see that she tries and is consistent and that’s all we can ask for…a reliable titty source…

Fourth, her nipples are visible in this shirt..

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Kara Del Toro is some married influencer or titty model who doesn’t get her husband up on her feed, because you can still be a bullshit influencer who tells me that I need collagen in my coffee or show me your epic rich person trips to luxurious places through bikini pics of your tits…I don’t need to know your actual life, and I fucking hate when I come across these people who are basically talking to themselves, usually in some modern internet speak, that I’d call Ebonics, but it’s all white people, maybe they can thank the popularity of hip hop for making them sound half retarded and brain dead, or maybe it’s just the anti-depressants they are on, and the zombie brains they have…I just don’t understand why people who know how to speak, decide to speak dumb, for the internet…but that’s the world we’re in.

I am not saying that Kara Del Toro speaks like an idiot, I was praising her for keeping her personal life and her internet life separate so we can jerk off to the tits in peace, without knowing all the bullshit she gets herself into, cuz I’m not here for the girlfriend experience from these naracissistic fucks who think their voice matters…when it’s about the tits.

Anyway, she must be pushing 30, because she produces CONSISTENT TITTY CONTENT, the way the internet was invented for.

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