In tragic news, Kara Del Toro’s big tits aren’t flopping around in her bikini top as you’d probably like them to. She’s far more sophisticated than that you perverts, more than just a bikini model.

You see, she still wears tight dresses that are skimpy and show off her round ass in fuck me boots when either traveling europe or heading to Jury Duty for the Sam Bankman trial, unless she’s on her way to court to try to get out of a DUI the only way a girl knows how, by doing the Sharon Stone.

I don’t know anything about Del Toro, I don’t know anything about top level celebs, I just know how to stare at their bodies and sexualize them, which is really all you need to know

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Kara Del Toro is some hot bikini model from instagram, and this is her on all fours with her hot big tits in her bikini…

I figure if you’re going to be an instagram model documenting your hot life, you might as well be in a bikini, so I support Kara Del Toro and her hot half naked hustle and you should too. There’s something to be said about hot oiled up bikini clad chicks with millions of followers, I am just not sure what is to be said because I’m not a linguist, writer, I’m just here for the tits, and she’s got em!

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I don’t know about you, but I am one of those dudes who looks at every biking girl’s ass/pussy area when she’s either biking towards me or away from me, mainly because it’s foreplay for when I jerk off sniffing the seat when they lock them up outside their apartments or stores they are shopping in, and it’s nice to be able to equate the bike to the pussy….or ass…because you’d be surprise at how many girls skirt with no panties as they ride against the wind….I just assume it is like riding a motorbike and they come from the friction, but I’ve been told conflicting stories from the women who bike when doing research for this seat sniffing fetish.

So, seeing big titty instagram model who tries really fucking hard, Kara Del Toro, in her swimsuit on a bike, playing casual when we know she’s a horny little pervert exhibitionist who will act mad when catching you sniffing her seat, but secretly loves it…..is a good time

She’s also brought her tits out because she’s the director, producer and filmer of the Kara Del Toro show that I guess she feels is SUPER fucking interesting, even though I always say “Who gives a fuck about these idiots”..other than themselves, no one….but at least there are tits involved.

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One of the lamest bro things when referencing a girl’s tits is saying that she’s got talent….SHOWING her talent….LOOK HOW TALENTED SHE IS….ok boomer, shut the fuck up…

The point is that Kara Del Toro is a pretty insignificant “instagram model” despite her million or more followers, the money she’s made as a first generation IG model and trips she’s probably been able to go on because of her trying fucking hard to tell the world she’s hot….

This girl wanted you to know she’s hot so hard that she made a career or hustle out of it. This randomly going viral cuz your hot shit is a fucking lie, all these IG models try so fucking hard for EVERY damn one of those LIKES because they’ve got something to prove, or need to be reassured that we’re still staring at their tits….

The whole concept is some needy ass shit…

I think hot girls are better when they don’t do daily photoshoots for the perverts of the internet to like and follow them enough to make them feel worth, or so that they can charge brands to support their lives and by brands I mean sugar daddies for the majority of them….none end up with broke ass jokes….

I guess the social media following is the RATING system of our generation because you can’t call the hot bartender a dime or a 10 because that’s sexist, so you’re forced to base her hotness on her instagram following….

When it’s high enough, they only mingle at a certain tier of society or bank balances, which is why people like Olivia Culpo fuck the NFL TEAM…

Status from being a lame fuck who produces photoshoots around themselves for people to jerk off to….while pretending it’s to give fashion and life inspo…fuck yourself….we are onto you….and I guess some of them do fuck themselves for their subscribers…

Kara Del Toro doesn’t but she’s got big tits and you should like her hustle, or tits, or talents…because she WANTS you to and thank god for that….those are huge.

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Kara Del Toro is one of the early sluts of social media who branded herself a BLOGGER, which always offended me, as a BLOGGER, it’s like these motherfuckers just APPROPRIATED my fucking existence and made millions of dollars selling skinny tea and running other branded campaigns, all without actually OWNING a blog….TRIGGERED….us bloggers get NO respect, but don’t really deserve respect, it’s a pretty lazy self involved art form that’s idiotic, humiliating and for teen girls of the early 2000s.

Anyway, instagram blogger became “Influencer” because AVON LADY or WHORE wasn’t as catchy…or superfluous….GIVE THEM SOME INSANE TITLE to make them seem more important than they are for posting slutty bikini pics daily for views….something I appreciate, but don’t think deserves a title like “influencer”….as if they are influential and not bottom feeding clickbait producers…but whatever….no hate for Kara Del Toro, her hustle o her big tits…we NEED these people to jerk off to…or at least to get us in the mood to jerk off to hotter versions….it all HELPS…SHOWING THAT SKIN.

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Kara Del Toro, who is one of the hardest working titty models of instagram, becasue she’s got big titties…therefore she’s a titty model and I guess “hardest working” is a relative term since this is hardly work and since I’m sure there are a lot of girls out there with big tits and instagram followers doing things far more soul sucking for their dream of being top level instagram titty models…you know, like sucking old dude dick…which is arguably working harder than this married bitch in her boring but smutty content.

I’m not hating, I mean I started this off saying she was one of the hardest working titty models, like she’s got something to prove level of instagram titty modeling, you know maybe an ex or kids who teased her in high school, deep rooted motivators for her getting those tits out there…..

I was saying she was hard working, obviously barely working is hard working for these people, and in barely working, which is hard working for these people, she’s been attending any event she can, really trying to take those wide womanly hips as far as they will take her.

What is disappointing is that she hasn’t figured out the camera is OVER HERE, not at the wall, you big titty tease…

“I’ll do a topless pic, because people only follow me for my tits, but I won’t bother showing tit, that’d be slutty”….when she’s already slutty…figure it out homie..

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Kara Del Toro may not be the hottest instagram model out there, but she has big tits and she hustles those big tits….

I realize that the ass is more important than the tits, my friend just posted some rednecks on Spring Break in the late 90s saying “Marry the ass, buy the tits” and that’s really something I caught onto at a young age, knowing tits get sloppy as they age and that girls with big tits for the most part end up catching up to their big tits as they age….meaning they get fat…so ASS is far more important than tits in EVERY SINGLE case…except maybe a few outlying cases….

Kara Del Toro, not Benicio’s or Guillermo’s daughter has been to all kinds of events, premieres, fucking paparzzi moments, consistently…using those tits for good before it is too late for the tits.

In todays edition of Instagram Model with something to prove, you may even see some nipple.

Is that worth jacking off to, who cares…none of this shit is worth jacking off to…I just document the celebrity and wannabe celebrity tits…stop being so high maintenance.

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If you have big titties, which you don’t, or if you do they aren’t the kind of tits any of want to see because I know that the last remaining “readers” who don’t read this site but who end up here accidentally are all dudes…GIRLS HATE IT HERE…so it’s just a fucking circle jerk, despite me hating dudes….because dude conversations are just so stupid and there’s always a dude who wants to tell me about how good he fucks chicks, or how hot this one broads tits were, or worse…they talk about the porn they jerk off to…you see I’ve known dudes…and have chatted with dudes and they are really not that interesting….since they don’t have cunts..

Anyway, if you KNOW a big titty girl get her on the beach posing next to those CHEM TRAILS like they were KARA DEL TORO becasue sometimes all your dreams can COME true so long as they got tits they want to cocktease with..

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Kara Del Toro’s some pretty irrelevant influencer, whatever the fuck that means, I guess it means posts slutty pics on social media for the nerds on social media to get boners, I mean it’s pretty lucrative and not actual sex work, unless you consider whoring out for likes and follows, or whoring out for brands sex work, which I don’t…I don’t even think sugar babying, which is what a lot of these influencers do to finance influencing sex work….or selling nudes…also not sex work…sure it’s whorey but it’s not taking dirty dick in your ass to pay rent or get drugs…that’s sex work and all these sex work faces, meaning BLACKFACE but of SEX WORK, think it’s clout to be a sex worker…edgier than working at a Tattoo parlor or at the local bar….when real sex work is far more dark and horrible and soul destroying.

Anyway, Kara is posing next to old books and as a dinosaur, I like books over screens so that alone makes cockteasing titty content more fun to look at.

Does this bitch read, probably prefers emojis, but I don’t assume girls are dumb for pushing big tits to get attention they can monetize…if anything you’d be an idiot not to.

I appreciate del Toro’s hustle, even if her dad is some famous filmmaker…Guillermo Del Toro….unless he’s not her dad…I don’t read biographies, I just analyze tit pics.

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