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2021

24

Aug

Kara Del Toro Skinny Dipping of the Day

I am not into politics, but I know everything is political, even here…if you don’t like the vaccine you’re a TRUMPER, even though we’re in Canada and no one is a Trumper and not just because he created the vaccine and endorses the vaccine, meaning he was just planted by the system that is fucking with you and works for them…but NO I am not a TRUMPER…he is hilarious in his most savage videos…but regardless of that…A lot of people aren’t into the vaccine, from VEGANS to EDUCATED PEOPLE or ACADEMICS who like researching, even doctors, lawyers, nurses, etc….so yeah…NOT a POLITICAL THING…which is why I am not into POLITICS, I am into the fall of our society…but not politics…BUT if I was into politics I’d nominate Kara Del Toro for PRESIDENT of influencers, since she’s got big tits and puts in work to consistently show of the tits…the younger influencers are way lazier…..this is drive….which I guess is pretty lazy, just less lazy….


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2021

18

Aug

Kara Del Toro Wet T Shirt Contest of the Day

Kara Del Toro is an instagram model who I actually respect. I don’t think she’s the hottest or the fittest, but she’s got big tits and she puts in the work…and that’s enough for me. I have low standards and all these other bitches are fucking disappointing.

First off, she’s married, probably to a rich guy and she doesn’t bother pushing the husband at all, because she knows internet nerds like to jack off to girls they can pretend they will one day marry, you know, you’re one of those people…so keep your rich husband and your love to your damn self, we’re here to see the tits.

Second, she’s got big tits, so she’s consistently in bikinis, which is a good thing, you can never have too many bikini pics, proven by the fact that girls only take bikini pics now….sluts.

Third, she stages paparazzi pics, she sets up photoshoots, she probably makes youtube videos…I don’t care about her enough to google her….but I see that she tries and is consistent and that’s all we can ask for…a reliable titty source…

Fourth, her nipples are visible in this shirt..


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2021

27

Jul

Kara Del Toro Almost Naked of the Day

Kara Del Toro Nude

Kara Del Toro is some married influencer or titty model who doesn’t get her husband up on her feed, because you can still be a bullshit influencer who tells me that I need collagen in my coffee or show me your epic rich person trips to luxurious places through bikini pics of your tits…I don’t need to know your actual life, and I fucking hate when I come across these people who are basically talking to themselves, usually in some modern internet speak, that I’d call Ebonics, but it’s all white people, maybe they can thank the popularity of hip hop for making them sound half retarded and brain dead, or maybe it’s just the anti-depressants they are on, and the zombie brains they have…I just don’t understand why people who know how to speak, decide to speak dumb, for the internet…but that’s the world we’re in.

I am not saying that Kara Del Toro speaks like an idiot, I was praising her for keeping her personal life and her internet life separate so we can jerk off to the tits in peace, without knowing all the bullshit she gets herself into, cuz I’m not here for the girlfriend experience from these naracissistic fucks who think their voice matters…when it’s about the tits.

Anyway, she must be pushing 30, because she produces CONSISTENT TITTY CONTENT, the way the internet was invented for.

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2021

08

Jun

Kara Del Toro Wet Ass of the Day

Kara Del Toro, who I guess is called Kara Jewell now that she’s married, but maybe her stage name is still Kara Del Toro, what the fuck do I know….not much…I know…not much…

Not that you should know who Kara Del Toro is, she’s an influencer instagram girl with a following solely based on her half naked “lifestyle” pics they pretend are for fashion or travel or adventure but are really just to show off her ass…I mean this is an ass shot for the likes and follows cuz you can never have enough likes and follows..

What I will say is that it looks good to me, but more importantly, at least she’s putting in work to get scene…whether it’s calling the paparazzi in LA, or skimpy bikini pics, it’s the kind of accessible slutty that doesn’t involve pushing people to her fan site where she would clearly make a lot of money, at least based on the trashy girls I hear about making money, assuming she doesn’t have an OnlyFans…which is what I am assuming…but they all have OnlyFans…grab the cash that’s available from the loser virgin nerd audience you’ve built up for yourself..


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2021

28

May

Kara Del Toro Side Boob of the Day

Kara Del Toro is an IG model who keeps getting more and more famous and I am a fan of all she has to offer that includes showing off her big ol’ titties…cuz big titties are what make the world go round, or at least make it worth living in….or at least it is something to stare at.

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2021

07

May

Kara Del Toro Lingerie Show of the Day

I still don’t really know who the fuck Kara Del Toro is, but I’ve been seeing her in the paparazzi pics more and more often, so clearly she’s trying to breakout from being an “instagram model”…to become a legitimate whatever the fuck she’s trying to be…

She’s got big titties, that I guess the paparazzi are into featuring to help her legitimize herself, or break free from the instagram only celebrity she has…

But I’m more interested in the big tits in lingerie videos, because lingerie selfies in minimalist rooms are less desperate that calling up the paparazzi to stage some appearance you know that no one cares about…even if it is as shameless…it’s just more instagram shameless which is kind of just accepted behavior now that everyone does it…but integrating the paparazzi to get “famous”…is just trying to next level it when she should next level it with dildo shows…I mean self pleasure is the latest crazy in self care…and empowering women to self pleasure is a great way to get that glow they need…like girls haven’t been masturbating to completion forever….

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2021

15

Mar

Kara Del Toro Went Out for Dinner of the Day

I just found saw some PICS OF KARA DEL TORO out for diner in LA because COVID doesn’t exist now that a vaccine has given people the illusion of being safe, even though they likely weren’t unsafe before since they aren’t obese 90 year olds in the home…but people like the bandaids and the vaccine is the bandaid….because everyone is so invested in COVID, they feel like the magic pill to make it go away is the fucking answer….and that’s ok….but when you see live TV shows trying to diffuse the haters by saying “we are following protocol”…like they did in the first 5 minutes of the Grammys’ I watched prior to wanting to kill myself because of how disappointing the entertainment industry has become….then realized entertainment industry, at least the pop level has always been dog shit, so you get to read my wonderful blog posts no one reads another day…

But yeah, Kara Del Toro went to dinner, she’s an IG model and her tits are deserving of this post…

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2020

03

Nov

Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

Kara Del Toro Naked

Kara Del Toro is an instagram model who I guess is really subtle about the whole tits get hits thing, you can tell because she’s covering her tit with a coffee cup, so you know it’s not gratutious nudity, but that’s probably just to meet instagram’s terms and conditions, where you can be naked, if it is strategic naked, and not spread wide open naked, that fine line of porn and “art”…not that this is art…but it is some naked bitch on a patio naked….

The funny thing about Kara Del Toro is that she’s married, but still committed to “Instagramming” like some low level slut, because I guess the lines and follower are worth more than having decency or modesty….especially since she’s gone this far…she was even in MAXIM MEXICO last month…DREAMS DO COME TRUE….

I am not hating on girls posting nudes, I just think there’s no difference to this and porn, but brands endorse this, while porn girls for the most part at least, I mean it’s trendy now, but up until now, were black sheep….that is some GIRL ON GIRL HATE CRIME…because girls are the SLUT SHAMERS not us…

We just address that girl is naked for attention, which DOES NOT MEAN we don’t like them being naked…it just means they are naked for attention and CLEARLY I just put this on my fucking website and thus APPRECIATE THE NAKED EFFORT…but would appreciate it better if I was the neighbor with a butthole vagtage point…cuz subtle nudity sucks.

Kara Del Toro Naked

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2020

23

Jul

Kara Del Toro Bikini of the Day

Kara Del Toro White Bikini

OMG Kara Del Toro is SOOOOOOO racist….in a Black Lives Matter era she’s blatantly eating a fruit so aggressively associated with RACISM…without giving a fuck….no care despite the BLACK SQUARE I am sure is somewhere on her fake activist instagram….because all these vapid idiots pretend to have substance by attaching themselves to trending causes….that they don’t even believe because they are too busy trying to be rich and live that life of luxury at the 5 star resorts they stay at for free because they are influencers….when really she’s got no influence and is just a set of tits….

What I am trying to say is that I hope we can all get on board with this new cause….the #cancelwatermelon cause…because racism….

I don’t know about you, but I’m offended…..


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2020

17

Apr

Kara Del Toro Bikini of the Day

Kara Del Toro Sexy Bikini

So Kara Del Toro, who is actually not Kara Del Toro anymore because she’s married, is out here with her big instagram tits in a bikini the way they were meant to be, or at least they way they’ve always been, hence the reason she’s an instagram personality with all her followers….

Her new name is JEWELL….which is probably how she sees herself and hence the reason for the costume change…you know from one stripper name to the next….both suit her aesthetic of tits just fine…


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