Kara Del Toro, who I guess is called Kara Jewell now that she’s married, but maybe her stage name is still Kara Del Toro, what the fuck do I know….not much…I know…not much…

Not that you should know who Kara Del Toro is, she’s an influencer instagram girl with a following solely based on her half naked “lifestyle” pics they pretend are for fashion or travel or adventure but are really just to show off her ass…I mean this is an ass shot for the likes and follows cuz you can never have enough likes and follows..

What I will say is that it looks good to me, but more importantly, at least she’s putting in work to get scene…whether it’s calling the paparazzi in LA, or skimpy bikini pics, it’s the kind of accessible slutty that doesn’t involve pushing people to her fan site where she would clearly make a lot of money, at least based on the trashy girls I hear about making money, assuming she doesn’t have an OnlyFans…which is what I am assuming…but they all have OnlyFans…grab the cash that’s available from the loser virgin nerd audience you’ve built up for yourself..

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Kara Del Toro is an IG model who keeps getting more and more famous and I am a fan of all she has to offer that includes showing off her big ol’ titties…cuz big titties are what make the world go round, or at least make it worth living in….or at least it is something to stare at.

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I still don’t really know who the fuck Kara Del Toro is, but I’ve been seeing her in the paparazzi pics more and more often, so clearly she’s trying to breakout from being an “instagram model”…to become a legitimate whatever the fuck she’s trying to be…

She’s got big titties, that I guess the paparazzi are into featuring to help her legitimize herself, or break free from the instagram only celebrity she has…

But I’m more interested in the big tits in lingerie videos, because lingerie selfies in minimalist rooms are less desperate that calling up the paparazzi to stage some appearance you know that no one cares about…even if it is as shameless…it’s just more instagram shameless which is kind of just accepted behavior now that everyone does it…but integrating the paparazzi to get “famous”…is just trying to next level it when she should next level it with dildo shows…I mean self pleasure is the latest crazy in self care…and empowering women to self pleasure is a great way to get that glow they need…like girls haven’t been masturbating to completion forever….

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I just found saw some PICS OF KARA DEL TORO out for diner in LA because COVID doesn’t exist now that a vaccine has given people the illusion of being safe, even though they likely weren’t unsafe before since they aren’t obese 90 year olds in the home…but people like the bandaids and the vaccine is the bandaid….because everyone is so invested in COVID, they feel like the magic pill to make it go away is the fucking answer….and that’s ok….but when you see live TV shows trying to diffuse the haters by saying “we are following protocol”…like they did in the first 5 minutes of the Grammys’ I watched prior to wanting to kill myself because of how disappointing the entertainment industry has become….then realized entertainment industry, at least the pop level has always been dog shit, so you get to read my wonderful blog posts no one reads another day…

But yeah, Kara Del Toro went to dinner, she’s an IG model and her tits are deserving of this post…

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Kara Del Toro is an instagram model who I guess is really subtle about the whole tits get hits thing, you can tell because she’s covering her tit with a coffee cup, so you know it’s not gratutious nudity, but that’s probably just to meet instagram’s terms and conditions, where you can be naked, if it is strategic naked, and not spread wide open naked, that fine line of porn and “art”…not that this is art…but it is some naked bitch on a patio naked….

The funny thing about Kara Del Toro is that she’s married, but still committed to “Instagramming” like some low level slut, because I guess the lines and follower are worth more than having decency or modesty….especially since she’s gone this far…she was even in MAXIM MEXICO last month…DREAMS DO COME TRUE….

I am not hating on girls posting nudes, I just think there’s no difference to this and porn, but brands endorse this, while porn girls for the most part at least, I mean it’s trendy now, but up until now, were black sheep….that is some GIRL ON GIRL HATE CRIME…because girls are the SLUT SHAMERS not us…

We just address that girl is naked for attention, which DOES NOT MEAN we don’t like them being naked…it just means they are naked for attention and CLEARLY I just put this on my fucking website and thus APPRECIATE THE NAKED EFFORT…but would appreciate it better if I was the neighbor with a butthole vagtage point…cuz subtle nudity sucks.

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OMG Kara Del Toro is SOOOOOOO racist….in a Black Lives Matter era she’s blatantly eating a fruit so aggressively associated with RACISM…without giving a fuck….no care despite the BLACK SQUARE I am sure is somewhere on her fake activist instagram….because all these vapid idiots pretend to have substance by attaching themselves to trending causes….that they don’t even believe because they are too busy trying to be rich and live that life of luxury at the 5 star resorts they stay at for free because they are influencers….when really she’s got no influence and is just a set of tits….

What I am trying to say is that I hope we can all get on board with this new cause….the #cancelwatermelon cause…because racism….

I don’t know about you, but I’m offended…..

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So Kara Del Toro, who is actually not Kara Del Toro anymore because she’s married, is out here with her big instagram tits in a bikini the way they were meant to be, or at least they way they’ve always been, hence the reason she’s an instagram personality with all her followers….

Her new name is JEWELL….which is probably how she sees herself and hence the reason for the costume change…you know from one stripper name to the next….both suit her aesthetic of tits just fine…

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I guess this instagram body, who is married, which should make you want to boycott her as someone you jerk off to, assuming anyone who follows her is into fucking her, an not into her life tips….I mean look at those tits…those things are life tits..they could feed the surviving children after all the adults die.

I guess she’s feeling the burn of Instagram money drying up, thank fucking god, these idiots have pulled the best scam ever, most of them based on fake followers, as stupid brands just throw money at them.

So she’s promoting her Self Tanner, as people can’t go out in the sun anymore, to get her payout, as there are bills to fucking pay.

Pretty hilarious if you ask me…..”Hey whores, buy self tanner, so you don’t get pale in your lockdown, so that you can keep on influencing”.

What I don’t hate about this, is the pussy mount flash to show that tanline…for the tanline fetish, which does exist…it’s like the beacon to show people “CLOTHES WENT HERE AND NOW NO CLOTHES ARE THERE SO CUM”…

Thanks for the help KARA Del Toro.

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I don’t know if Kara Del Toro is anything more than some random chick who gets half naked in photos for instagram in a way that I guess got her followers and now brand deals that support her luxury travel and living a better life than all you idiots, despite not actually being famous, or doing anything that matters beyond narcissitic planning her own photoshoot bullshit, but she’s got some tits, and I guess there is some value to that, at least enough for perverts like us to follow her tits, to see what her tits do next, and value to her cuz she’s cashing in on those tits…

Maxim is attempting to revitalize themselves, throwing parties, and doing updates on their site, probably buying shit traffic to boost their numbers, as these sites do, decided to make her one of their models and this is that shoot. Pretty fucking boring if you ask me. Why are these companies that make all this money putting together such boring, uninspiring, nonsensical shoots of bitches posing….as much as I like half naked sluts, I’m bored of this kind of thing, someone should try to step it the fuck up, but then again, why bother if you can just milk it with laziness.

Either way, tits.

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