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2019

08

Mar

Kara Del Toro See Through of the Day

Kara Del Toro See Through

I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro is so I assume she is Benicio Del Toro because this was the first thing that came up when I googled her and one time google is enough google for someone we’re only looking at cuz of the tits….

We don’t need to do any investigative journalism here, in fact we’d have no idea where to start with this investigative journalism, because I have never gone to Journalism school, and despite badly written blog entries, a format that changed journalism before podcasting and youtube and instagram killed us, doesn’t mean I know how to write.

I am confident that reading my posts will display that utter lack of talent or ability, something I am sure Kara Del Toro would notice if she didn’t have huge tits to put out there to get everyone to notice her, you know make up with your inadequacies by peacocking for cock…which is what this is all about…

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2019

25

Jan

Kara Del Toro Bikini Erotica of the Day

Kara Del Toro Bikini Photoshoot Massive Tits 2

Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Marciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in,

She’s also in some bikini catalog pics…which I fucking hate…but like other Paul Marciano Guess? girls…she seems to have tits, which is really all we’d expect out of girl in bikini catalog pics…the flat chested models don’t show off the capabilities the bikini can do…and really seeing a hot chick with a hot body…who may not be the hottest but who is thankfully not a fat chick…is a relief. It means that not everyone is pandering to the fat chicks and that always feels nice to see.

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2018

16

Nov

Kara Del Toro Tanned Tits of the Day

Kara Del Toro Tanned Tits

Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Maciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in, the slimiest motherfucker around…which brings up an IMPORNtANT point…that isn’t really important but that is why is it ok for some dudes to be pervert fucks and others lose their careers….a clothing dude fucks his employee, she cries, he’s fired and the business goes bankrupt…this clothing dude all is good and people still celebrate his brand and want to work with him….Ryan Seacrest a known pervert has offended and violated many sluts I know and he gets called out and ABC or whatever network he is on defends him…while other perverts jerk off in their hotel rooms when two girls watch and their career is shut down…like what the fuck….

That has nothing to do with this Kara Del Toro, but she’s got tits and GUESS? likes tits, those perverts, which is still nice to see because I believe in the Freedom of a business to cast and promote anything they want while selling anything they want…it’s their right…and seeing fat chicks whine about Victoria’s Secret using hot girls, while short fat dudes can’t whine to their favorite sports team to get signed, because people set standards they want to stick to, and not everyone deserves what some privileaged people have…despite how entitled and loud the whining cry babies are.

It’s nice to see hot chicks still being used in marketing, because that will come to an end since no one has a backbone and the balls to say “fuck off, I won’t give you what you want’…instead they get all apologetic on twitter and cast the obese tranny with one leg, a terminal disease, alopecia and fucking vitiligo, with a black dad, and asian mom, raised in a Muslim home, before being shipped to Mexico….

We are at the point of ridiculous.

Here are her tits telling you 50 things about her because she’s a narcissist and knows no one gives a fuck about her or knows who she is…so like all influencers these days…she’ll tell us all about herself…thanks.

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2018

31

Aug

Kara Del Toro Erotica of the Day

I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro is…

But I know she’s got the right idea – in terms of what matters in the world and what kind of content is needed to be produced on an iphone for social media – content that is very pornographic in sex poses – but not pornographic enough to turn off the brands that hire her as an infleucner…

She’s got the tits out in a bikini on all fours…masterful…academy award worthy probably because it gets more views than any MTV show…

We are simplistic people and I am reminded of that daily.

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2018

25

Jul

Kara Del Toro Topless of the Day

Kara Del Toro Topless and Slutty

We may not know who Kara Del Toro

She may be like every girl on social media posing topless…and that’s OK…

I have seen 10 pics of girls doing this pose today…without even looking…

I am not one of those instagrammer types who stares at the feed all day…I find it boring…even when the girls are posing topless.

But the fact is that Kara Del Toro is the one I am posting on….because I pulled it from a site that thinks she’s important and I’ll just follow their lead because I am old and out of touch and why bother trying to discover talent while others can do it for you.

It’s like outsourcing…..

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2018

06

Jul

Kara Del Toro Is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro….but I will assume she’s Benicio Del Toro’s daughter, who with his last name and her trust fund has been able to make it in American thanks to being half naked, in bikini and hot…

She is hot…and I guess whether she’s a rich kid, a celebrity’s kid, a thirsty attention seeker who gets half naked, she’s doing the best thing she could be doing with that body and that is showing it off..

If we can learn anything from Em Rat Cow and her massive tits that went viral thanks to a slutty music video, it’s that brands will pay you 300k to basically do nothing but be Rat Cow…despite having a bunch of pervs who like tits following you…they throw the cash at you…and I guess Del Toro is on that hustle…which makes sense to me.

If you’re a hot girl and you’re not faking your way through instagram…you’re an idiot.

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2018

14

May

Kara Del Toro Bikini of the Day

Kara Del Toro Ass and Tits in a Wet Black Thong Bikini

I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…because if a sugar baby pretends to be a model…her rich boyfriend who pays her rent will feel more inclined to gift her…rather than her just being some unemployed chicks who lingers between workout class to lunches everyday….while the sugar daddy is out making money that affords girls like this…

I don’t know if she’s ever done any substantial work, but if she’s in a wet black thong…I support her hustle…

Keep getting that good life, live the best life, LA rents are expensive so keep up the good work seducing old rich perverts…an art of it’s own really…

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2017

19

Apr

Kara Del Toro Slutty of the Day

I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…

I just say that she’s booked a GUESS? campaign, so I guess she’s an actual model, but don’t let GUESS? trick you with their making a bitch legit…they are the people who took porn looking Anna Nicole Smith and made her big pre-dead tits matter….and she was the ultimate in Sugar Babies…maybe the owner of the brand, a nice Moroccan likes the non Jewish girls who like money….

This photoshoot is nothing to do with Guess?…but it happened….

She was also at an event…but here she is in her casual outfit….cuz bitch gets around.

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Kat Del Toro. The Future.

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