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2012

20

Sep

Kari Byron’s Muscles in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

Kari Byron is some mythbuster host who posted a pic of her flexing in a one-piece bathing suit for twitter…..

She’s not debunking one myth that 40 year old women can be hot…sure they can be fit and have low bodyfat, but their faces still look rugged, used, like they are melting….and sure cougars are a fetish and some dudes with Mommy issues like getting up in that….but I always prefer the younger, tighter version….

But either way, pantsless is always a party I’ll get into…even if shit happens at an old folks home…I’ll be there poppin’ bottles….rockin’ dementia with my finger, tongue and dick…like the naughty orderly I sometimes pretend to be when all that’s willing to fuck is senior citizen….like this Kari Bryon chick.

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2011

01

Jul

Mythbuster Tits of the Day

I don’t know where the video is…mainly cuz I was too lazy to find it….but these are some tits in a t-shirt on some 40 year old mom named Kari Byron from the show Mythbusters that I am posting because I assume her demographic of nerdy awkward kids are what make up the readership of this fine establishment…you know the kind of virgin who sees a set of tits in a t-shirt from his favorite show myth busters that he only watches cuz he has a fantasy marriage with the scientist in the shit as he assumes they have so much in common cuz she talks his socially awkward talk…or at least thinks she does…

Either way, here’s the classic pulling her elbows back to show her tit hustle…you know like lifting her hands over her head….Enjoy…

Here’s a creepy fan video of hers to really understand who her fan base is….

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