Kayla Simmons is a social media whore, which isn’t saying much since everyone on social media is some kind of attention seeking whores, because the people who aren’t attention seeking whores, aren’t producing content around themselves like they are some kind of celebrity or important person.

Along with her horse head she’s got a set of massive tits and a fat ass…that went viral when she was playing COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL because people love tits….more than volleyball…so she dropped an OnlyFans, made a lot of money, probably cockteased with her big tits, never quite giving you a nipple and today or yesterday she posted a beach shower series where she is cupping her tits, in a way you’d want to spike them with your tick…volleyball terminology for the win.

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Kayla Simmons has volleyball star with volleybally sized titties, which is obviously part of her appeal and her whole marketing hustle, since you gotta use the gifts the good lord has given you to have the best life you can possibly have, and if you’re like us and don’t have any gifts the good lord gave us, because we are all perfectly below average, then you can stare at the people he did give the gifts to and either envy them, or jerk off to them, whatever works.

I wouldn’t fancy myself a volleyball star due to being short and fat, but I would say that my high school did have a bin of volleyballs in the equipment room that I more than once pretended were a set of tits.

I don’t really know if Kayla Simmons is considered a volleyball star, but she did play at the college level and that’s good enough, especially considering her handicap in the sport carrying an extra poundage on her….the built in weighted vest.

Anyway, she does whore content and we like whores, we just don’t like paying them…

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Kayla Simmons is some instagram influencer who may not be so much an influencer because I don’t know how many people are buying what she is selling, but who is a self proclaimed or self produced instagram model, who has giant tits, which I guess makes her a bit of an influencer since I’ll buy what she’s selling since she’s selling her tits.

She was apparently a college athlete, that is her legitimate marketing hook, you know to be seen as more than just tits on instagram….

As it turns out, she also leaves her house and is more than just instagram tits used to monetize, and when she leaves her house, she brings her tits with her….I guess since they are a big part of her since they are big.

She was invited to the super bowl, where she was pretty much exploding out of all her outfits, thanks to the tits being too big for her outfits and even if you don’t like tits, and really how can you not like tits, these tits are substantial.

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Kayla Simmons is potentially an internet volleyball star because of her volleyball sized tits, and her round volleyball looking ass, because she posts sexualized content of herself and people love that shit….

She is also a credible volleyball player because she played at the college level before college athletes got paid, so she didn’t make millions off her clickbait content that she hid behind her sport, but instead made her money off her clickbait content for the perverts…

She just posted herself in the water and the body is rockin enough, if you’re into that kind of shameless instagram content to lure you in for personal gain, which I am, I guess, I mean life without pictures of girls on the internet who get near naked with their silly bodies would be pretty fucking dull, I’d to find other ways to entertain myself and clearly that’s not an option.

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