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2014

29

May

Kelly Hall is the Page 3 Girl of the Day

Kelly Hall is a UK Glamour Model, that is code for girl with tits who always liked the idea of being a model, even if it meant capitalizing on her tits, because it’s better than working at the strip club or as an escort. If anything, even if it doesn’t pay, it increases her audience and gives her that stamp of approval that allows her to write “Published Model” on her instagram, differentiating her from “instagram models”…which amazingly enough makes athletes and other rich people want to marry their trashy asses, or knock up their trashy asses, and the whole thing is better than being a stripper they were destined to be in…

YOu see Glamour Model, is anything but Glamourous, if anything it is the trashiest kind of modelling, but if you white wash it by labelling it Glamour…it makes the whole experience almost as luxurious as fashion models…who also show their tits…

I guess what I am getting at is that every girl should show her tits to get ahead and that’s probably the one life lesson we can pull from the UK’s Page 3 tabloid, that’s been celebrating these topless tarts everyday for decades…good work.

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2014

23

Jan

Kelly Hall Tits for Page 3 of the Day

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Kelly Hall is a Page 3 Idol winner, which I guess is a big deal in the UK for a girl who aspires to be a titty model, because it means getting on the map and into the daily paper as the tits of the year, at least I assume that’s the case, because these tits has that as her twitter bio….

I don’t find her all that hot, at least not in these shitty, generic pics, but she does have tits that she thinks are good enough to use to get ahead and she is willing to use them…and more girls should follow her lead because I want to see her tits..

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2013

18

Feb

Kelly Hall is Today’s Page 3 Girl of the Day

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Everyone knows that the only models that count…you know the only “REAL” models out there…are these UK Glamour models….who aren’t all that hot, or even photogenic, you know who would never be considered for modeling jobs, unless it was for a friend with a t-shirt company or a car wash that needed someone for an ad or flyer….because they are short, kinda dumpy and not the standard dimensions of an actual model, but they have these tits and this willingness to get topless for the camera, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating….you know that an average looking girl can get so far all because she’s a fucking C-cup that’s willing to show her C-cup….and it’s nice to see old values of a male dominated world…where titties get girls ahead still exists….