Kira Kosarin posted this yellow bikini celebration of her tits a few days ago for her pervert fans.

She’s got 5 million of them, so even though you don’t even know who she is, unless you know who she is, in which case you should probably be reported to the authorities since her celebrity only happened before she was 18 on a Nickelodeon show. I am not sure it was a Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Daddy show, but I am sure it is equally perverted….

She’s apparently doing the whole music thing, since music is easy money to supplement her social media income and I guess this is her promoting that the right way, the only way girls know how, it will be interesting when this #metoo movement is less hypocritical and women get where they gotta go without showing tit. That will never happen because women LOVE showing tit…and whining about it so you don’t think they are showing tit for attention, that’s misogynistic, even if they are showing tit for attention, that’s her right as a woman, don’t man-splain to her otherwise…fucking stupid as shit.

She’s 22 now, she’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bath salts, fishing or sell my whore daughter to the industry…..

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Kira Kosarin is a 22 year old who is just trying to figure out how to navigate this complicated world of celebrity and she’s doing it the right way…through slutty content.

It’s a different time. The audience is on social media and they only respond to those who they think are being “real”….so now soulless actors need to draw up an online persona to rope the fans in…and social media as a whole…involves stripping down to the core of who your fake person is…literally

It requires the casual selfies, the “do my panties look cute” and all IG stories about their period pains and insecurities…

So now all these vapid idiots, like Jen Aniston, are pretending to be humans who idiots want to believe aren’t vapid idiots..

Anyway – KIRA KOSARIN – from Nickelodeon – Doing it up right.

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Kira Kosarin is slutt on social media – because every girl is…it’s the way of life, the future, relevant, current, on trend, on brand….

I don’t even need to know who Kira Kosarin, to know what her hustle, marketing strategy and objectives are…which is not to get into porn, but to be mainstream by being as slutty as a pornstar…it’s what the people want and by people I mean all of us perverts liking her pics, smashing that like button, cuz we can’t smash whatever is under that stripper dress on the non-stripper….

Speaking of strippers, I remember a time you’d get your phone confiscated at the stripclub, the girls would go mmental, the bouncers mental, and capturing the stripper show to post to the internet was a dangerous act….yet earlier today whilst on the social media instagram story I saw at least 4-5 actual strippers twerking naked on various instagram stories promoting their stripper self because I guess Cardi B has inspired them to own the strip, leverage the strip…so enterprising these strippers are.

Now back to Kira Kosarin…who the fuck is Kira Kosarin….

Here she almost doing the pussy dance but not quite..

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Kira Kosarin is some kid who was exploited by her parents, they were Broadway performers, her mother as an actress and her father a music director, conductor and record producer…..She grew up acting, singing and dancing because of course she did, why would they have kids if they couldn’t throw them into the industry that they were trying to excel at themselves, you know ship her off to LA to show the world how well trained she was like this was the 20s and they were a touring Vaudeville family, only to get her a gig on Nickelodeon….and some fame…that she could use to build a Youtube Channel…where she can cover songs and one day release her own…

It’s almost text book strategy so many people before her used, but thanks to the internet being full of retards it works…

To make the strategy complete, get her in the trend of the times, in this case Calvins, and have her do a creepy photoshoot for the perverts, that will lead to more creepy photoshoots for the perverts, knowing that perverts fucking love creepy photoshoots and thus boost her numbers…because along with idiots on the internet, there are perverts…just leave a dude alone for 5 minutes and he’s googling “Nickelodean Stars in Underwear” and she brings it…

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I guess I should do more posts today…

Here’s Kira Kosarin

I don’t know who Kira Kosarin is.

Why don’t you fucking google it and figure it out for your damn lazy self.

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Kira Kosarin is some new Jailbait to pay attention to. There is always new jailbait to pay attention to. Just leave your house..they are everywhere…

Unfortunately for the real perverts, that’s YOU, she’s already 18, so there’s not going to be a build up of her being more and more slutty for attention knowing she’s 17, before turning 18, because dudes fucking love slutty 17 year olds knowing they can’t fuck slutty 17 year olds…even though those same dudes can’t fuck anything…because they are pathetic losers obsessing over 17 year olds…

She’s just going to be fading into obscurity, from this day on, because she’s more the “Here I am, I’m 18, and I’m half naked, because my body is insane, look at it, it’s insane right”…Right….but no one stays 18 forever…

She’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bathsalts or sell my whore daughter to the industry for Jesus people…because Florida is weird…

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