Here’s something I didn’t think was physically possible, Hayden “the tank” Panettiere got knocked the fuck down by the paparazzi and I was a little surprised considering bitch is built like a fucking tank. Then again, I also never expected a little airplane crash to take down a the World Trade Center, a building designed to withstand that sort of impact, so I guess I’m not much of a physicist. The good news is that Hayden is fine, but the little kid she landed on died shortly after arriving to the hospital. The official release said that the girl got hit by a fucking train while playing hopscotch on the tracks, but I think they are just spinning the story because Hayden’s PR people don’t want her to look like some kind of murderer since that kind of publicity has a tendency to ruin careers.

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