I am Facebook friends with photographer Jason Lee Perry, so I’ve seen a lot of his pics over the years…

I am also Facebook friends with Lauren Hastings, and I have been for a very very long time, we’ve had a bunch of what were probably creepy conversations, but have never actually met in person, which is probably one of life’s great tragedies, because based on these topless pics of her, I would totally try to get her pregnant…and spend the rest of my life with her…

I think our love affair started back in 2007 when Lauren was just an LA girl doing the occasional commercial modelling job, who had her clothes stolen by Lohan, something I would totally do, if it was dirty…preferably panties, back when Lohan was just starting out with her stealing shit from people…and

It started from being ignored by her then, to being ignored by her now, we’re here…she’s worked the scene proper, has far more followers and relevance even though she’s older and I believe she’s gonna seriously, finally, hit big…and I support that because girls who ignore me turn me on the most, especially when I can stare at their titties…

She’s hot enough to pull it off, and I like staring at her hipster nudes…now I just need to figure out how to make her love me…

Here’s their lovely shoot that I want to get pregnant…

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