Lauren Stoner is some HOT ASS from Miami who has done pretty much nothing but real low level Miami based acting jobs….leading to her very own IMDB page….even though her most substantial contribution to the world was FLASHING HER FUCKING TITS WHILE TANNING ……because she’s got an amazing fucking body, and famous or not, that’s all that fucking matters in a bitch….who cares what shows she’s been on, or if she’s got money or a career, all I care about is staring at her, and knowing her desperation to become famous, you know desperate enough to become friends with the paparazzi….and getting half naked as much as possible for them to put her pics on blast, cuz blogs will write about a bitch under those circumstances….desperation is always hot….even when it is for oxygen…..

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Lauren Stoner is a hot body from Miami who is probably in Miami in these pictures taking in all the attention she can since that paparazzi is there in full force for WMC…..you know to capture the real DJ sluts that are actually famous….like Doutzen Kroes….and not these club kids with a shitty fucking resume and IMDB….who are trying to get famous….and who have really hot bodies that I wouldn’t mind if they were famous…although watching her struggle, gasping for air, like a fish out of water, pulling all stunts she can…..is a lot more enjoyable….even if I know if she does get famous she’ll only be cast to play the naked chicks….which is part of the reason she works out, starves herself, gets in front of the camera and most importantly…got implants…

Who cares she’s hot enough for me to notice…. ESPECIALLY WHEN TANNING TOPLESS …you see cuz of that whole wearing a bikini dominating everything else about her.

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Lauren Stoner is pretty much a nobody, that’s why she’s tanning her tits for the paparazzi, you see because she wants to be a somebody, and you may be wondering why I know so much about someone so insignificant, and the answer is simple…. HER MODEL MAYHEM ….

I mean prior to reaching millions in her bikini for the paparazzi showing her tits….you know the good old fashioned bottom feeding way….she was a hair model on an NBC morning show in Miami…..and had countless appearances on DECO DRIVE….a show you’ve never fucking heard of…..oh and she was an extra in Miami Vice…the movie….

This is how you get a male fan base women….take notes…

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