I would argue that LANDRUT is not the hottest last name, unless you’re a serial rapist / killer and you like that she’s named after where you dump the bodies. I do hope you’re not a serial rapist, but if you are….the land rut may be where you want to dump the body….
If you are genuinely interested in the half naked girl underwater…..Lena Meyer-Landrut is a German singer-songwriter who rose to fame after representing Germany in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 in Oslo…..and who the fuck cares what else she’s done the last 10 years.
Europe is known for having a lot of really shitty pop music that never makes it over to America, because it shouldn’t have happened in the first place, and not all Euro popstars are hired by American record labels to replace Rihanna when she was slated to quit their label, like Rita Ora…you know take the talent from overseas and repurpose it for the American crowd that doesn’t know she exists…importing, outsourcing jobs, you know….
Well, her name is Lena Meyer-Landrut, I’ve never heard of her…because I don’t give a fuck about Euro pop, and more importantly, even if she was American, I probably wouldn’t have noticed her either….there’s just too much fucking noise on the interent…
But she’s topless in Mykonos and her body is fucking fit, toned stomachs are everything, and her tits great, and I’m all for her taking her next step in self promotion to hit that US market..we’re always ready for more sluts with 1.8 million instagram followers….who area already signed and in the game….
Some German Sausage toppings…….we call her pussy sauerkraut.
Here she is doing some Eurovision Bullshit in 2010….Not Looking Nearly Hot as she is now…
This is her big song called “if I wasn’t Your Daughter”…
