I am still drunk at it’s 10 am, I thought that shit would turn around for me. I am trying to remember my night and the only thing I remember is running shitty game on some bar tender. Her name was Jenny and I told her that my name was Jenny too and she was totally loving my shit and laughing at my lame jokes until I asked her if people called her Jenny From the Block Too, trying to milk my whole “my name is Jenny” strategy. Unfortunately some nasty fucking lesbian with orange hair and dreadlocks and a surrong or whatever you call those wrap around dresses that hippie lesbian’s wear, stepped in on my shit and told me I was running shitty game….making the bartender realize that I wasn’t doing good and making her fuck off on me for the rest of the night.

Now I am cool with girls who hate me because I have a penis, but I am not so cool with them making me lookt like an asshole in front of hot chicks they want to fuck. I get that they were molested and penis is the devil but they should keep their fucking bitterness at home.

Here are some pictures of Stacy Keibler in some animal print, because animal print outfits represents wild sluts who take it up the ass like they are in the jungle, at least that’s the rumor on the street.

I am wasted and it’s 10 am. Fuck You ….

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