This is some Big Brother in the UK, 40 year old, piece of trash named Lisa Appleton, and as you’d expect, she’s keeping it classy while getting a wedgie from some guy, who may or may not be her boyfriend, who was also on Big Brother with her.
I found this little blurb on her that I felt the need to share…
she believes in reincarnation, life after death, clairvoyants, ghosts, spirit guides, and universal dynamics. Lisa met Mario three years ago when she bought a crystal ball from him on ebay and met up with him to collect it. She says the most significant event in her life was when Mario pawned his Rolex to buy her a boob job.
So keep selling your garbage on ebay motherfuckers, it turns out you can find love on the shit and even take that love to reality TV stardom, if you play your cards right.
On a side note, UK reality star Jade Goody died and the lesson we can learn from her exploiting herself and selling her life to the media, is that if you are a girl, get screened for HPV and use condoms, because people out there are fucking pigs, they live in this life of excess, self destructiong, filth and transmit their dirty little secrets to unsuspecting young girls who think they are in love, or that this guy is different because they are too insecure, drunk, stupid, caught up in the moment, self destructive, and unable to really grasp the consequences of their actions to stay safe, and next thing you know, they’re dead at 27. It’s sad, unnecessary, so be fuckin’ smart with your pussies, unless of course it is with me, in which case we cross our fingers and hope for the best, cuz condoms are for pussies, but with everyone else, buckle the fuck up.
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