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2012

26

Jul

Lizzy Jagger in Interview Russia of the Day

Lizzzy Jagger is Jerry Hall’s oldest daughter with Mick Jagger and she’s not all that hot…if anything she’s a bit of a latch on who is clearly influenced by her younger sister Georgia May, who has established herself as a model, like their mother…as well as by her dad’s bandmate’s daughters she probably grew up with who are all also models with model moms…you know trying to keep the fuck up, even if she didn’t really get the looks in the family and probably should have studied medicine or something, cuz let’s face it she is gonna inherit a lot of money, her trust fund is probably insane, and the only reason she models is ego, jealousy but the truth is she’s only getting booked cuz of who she is, and even then she’s landing weak shoots like Interview Russia…but at least she’s showing tit….it makes her a little more credible…and worth looking at….

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2011

12

May

Lizzy Jagger on the Playboy Cover of the Day

Jerry Hall’s daughter Lizzy Jagger is on the June cover of Playboy. I figure it’s got to do with the fact that her sister, Georgia May gets more attention than her, and like any jealous cunt, she strps the fuck down and steps the fuck up, despite the fact that Mick Jagger is most likely a billionaire, and that these twats could live a very nice, calm, relaxing, and even drunken and slutty life full of excitement, without the obvious cry for attention….reminding us that Daddy issues have no price boundries and can affect the local stripper just as much as the local trust fund girl, both starved for attention, both getting naked, but one’s doing it to pay the baby formula, the other’s doing it cuz she wants to….and both are equally amazing…

I’m sure the family is proud…I’m also sure that I’m in love….

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