Lorenzo Lamas is a hero. Not because he’s saving his new Fiance and her possible cameltoe from the horrible weather of sunny Los Angeles, but because back in 1996 – 2002 her had sex with THIS , and by hero, I mean questionable hetero, because dry dead vaginas that look like a deflated scrotum, are by no means a heterosexual act, unless it’s just one night and you’ve got nothin’ else goin’ on for you, cuz meaty or not it still gets warm and is better than jerking off to some, but to marry it is just fucking weird to me….no offense meaty pussy girls…I know you are out there…and despite what guys tell you when trying to fuck you…it’s gross.

I guess his new pussy is less haggard and that’s why he’s all gentleman about making sure it is safe and well taken care of, because he knows what neglect can do and it’s not a pretty thing…if anything it’s almost fucking alien.

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