Get into the Super Bowl spirit with the always amazing…hot as fuck LUCI FORD in these Super Bowl inspired, covered in dirt, wearing football pants, carrying a football that hopefully reminds you less of high school locker room initiation where the team gang raped you – and more of Debbie Does Dallas in the 70s when porn went mainstream…and I learned what jerking off to bush really meant…

That said, I hate sports, I find them stupid as fuck, I mean let’s watch a bunch of dudes running back and forth like a bunch of fags who like watching dudes….before showering together….but I do like the girls who participate in promoting sports like this…or the models who fuck athletes because athletes are rich…and most importantly…you fucking love sports…and the Super Bowl…this is your weekend you basic, typical American fuck….

Here are some pics…and follow her on instagram for more…

Pics by Danny Steezy

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If I know one thing, which I don’t really…. LUCI FORD …is the fucking future….she has one of the hottest fucking INSTAGRAMs …and one of the hottest fucking bodies…and she takes one of the hottest fucking pictures…thus making her the fucking hottest….

Now this shoot may not be Christmas themed, there may not be a bow wrapped around her under the tree, but as far as I’m concerned it is a Christmas Miracle…that I’d like to lick like a Candycane…but maybe I’m just festive like that.

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Here are some pictures of the amazing Luci Ford by a photographer who goes by the name SHANNON VISION …

If you don’t know who LUCI FORD is…you’re missing out…because she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at in pictures…, I’ve been on WEBSITE a lot…and she always looks really fucking good but now…she’s in a sheer bra…showing the world what her boobs…because #freethenipple, since they are just nipples, and whoever sexualized the breast is a real sick man, even though I sexualize the breast, whenever I try to make it breast feed me, because I think they are more than just a baby’s meal plan…but I am glad that girls are on a mission to try to desexualize them by showing them off…because tits everywhere is a good place to be…

That said, here are the pics…

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Her name is LUCI FORD ….these pictures shot by Lisa Boyle ….

I’ve posted on her a bunch of times before because she’s pretty fucking lovely…but these pictures are on some other level of fetish…full of masks, milk, tongue, and whatever the fuck else is going on that just made me want to milk myself to watch my wife lick it off the window, except for the fact that my wife is disgusting…

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LUCI FORD is a magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven, who I have been following and loving for a pretty long time, because her pictures are all amazing…and she’s fucking hot…so I have no real choice but to post these red sunglass shots of her ass in a skimpy enough one piece…I saw them circulating and with that…I must participate…and hope that any and all endorsing I do for this magical creature sent to me from instagram heaven…leads to her own TV show…I figure if the Kardashians can do it..any retard monkey masturbating in the corner when not flinging it’s own shit can do it…but more importantly…and amazing to look at babe can do it too..let it be Luci….who from my angle…seems pretty tight…

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Her name is LUCI FORD and she’s a fucking legend…and she’s hasn’t even started yet.

I mean I’ve probably been following her on instagram and her site for a month, and every day there’s some new hot body photoshoot…and she’s getting famous for it…and I approve…

Today’s short shorts and a shirt that if you were to crawl around under her, would show you all kinds of titty, and luckily, she has a photographer who did just that…cuz it’d probably get me arrested if I did…

I’m a fan! Here are the pics….

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I don’t watch sports, but apparently there’s some Soccer event happening that the whole world is watching, except maybe the USA, because the USA knows that soccer is some homo shit, and that’s just the fan’s with their faux hawks and Adidas track suits…

I did hear that USA played a game yesterday, because I spend my days on this thing called the internet, and what better way to showcase your support or patriotism, than to have a USA themed photoshoot….while eating Spaghetti…because I guess on a higher level, maybe Luci Ford, our new favorite model, is predicting the USA VS Italy game I don’t even know is happening, because I don’t pay attention to this shit…

Or maybe, she’s just in a USA one piece randomly, and she’s eating Spaghetti…because she’s hungry, you know carb loading for the day to give her enough energy to keep on being a delicate flower sent from heaven to tickle my soul with joy and happiness and feelings I’ve never known…

Either way, she’s hot as fuck and these pics are good.

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A fight went down between Luci Ford and a Watermelon…and it looks like Luci Ford won…but not just at watermelon fights, but at life…or maybe we won, because we get to experience whatever is happening in this behind the scenes of a photoshoot video…

She’s a new face…who is destroying INSTAGRAM one picture at a time, and this watermelon shit, is just next level..and amazing..and if she was a black man…very racist…but she’s not, so it’s perfect.

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