I can’t figure out if this is fashion erotica, or fashion racism, or if this has nothing to do with her straight from Africa, but no the Africa you racists are thinking, you know the dung shanty, AIDS ridden africa you send money to an adopted child, that really goes to a scamming Christian group…she’s more the top tier Africa with mansions and good living, I mean how the hell else does she become an Oscar winner…some fucking foster parent program? Naw dude, she’s rich.

Just cuz she played a slave doesn’t mean she is one, in fact, I have a feeling she may own a few back home….

I guess what it comes down to is that nothing says Africa like an exercise ball..

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You may remember Lupita Nyong’o as the pretty much a brand new star who came out of nowhere, not that Africa is no where, it is actually where civilization began, but in terms of Hollywood, she was a nobody, won an Oscar and is now making money, getting jobs, is a n it girl and is in Hawaii getting paparazzi-ed…

And she’s being pretty funny about it – this was her caption to the above pic:

She pulled a First World Problems hashtag, while being from the third world, making the whole thing that much funnier, even though her life in Africa was probably far more luxurious than any middle of America trailer park your racist ass is from…not that I know anything about that, I live in my own third world hell, but I’m not racist, because I stare at black people in bikinis as much as I stare at white people in bikinis, even though statistically more white people go to the beach, since black people don’t swim…

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