Madison Iseman is a 23 year old actress from South Carolina which is probably why she’s so classy……..

She’s of Jewish, French and Dutch descent whatever the fuck that means….

She attended Myrtle Beach High and graduated in 2015…which is terrifying to think about when you graduated High School in the 80s…and I’ve been to Myrtle Beach, the trashy beach town that is terrifying….

She’s been in some Jumanji spin off shit that I guess is The Rock’s Jumanji, RIP Robin Williams…but that’s a way bigger title than I’d expect on her IMDB…I mean I based on her background and her look…I just figured she was working a Myrtle Beach bar’s Wet T-Shirt contest….or Jello Wrestling contest…but she’s actually “legit”…at least in terms of Hollywood, which seems to be the benchmark people go by…or the distraction people fixate on instead of realizing how the government is fucking you up the ass as they globalize…you know…because bikini pics are hotter than real life shit.

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