You probably never heard of Madisyn Shipman because I had never heard of Madisyn Shipman and since I am you and you are me…we have collectively never heard of Madisyn Shipman…

This whole blogging thing is pretty schizo, lots of me talking to myself…

So she was on some Nickelodeon shit, totally ignored and not noticed because she was nerdy and quirky looking….but thanks to the social media whore generation of selling your nudes, she realized she could reinvent herself as an internet whore who strips down in her lingerie to really get noticed…so she does…

She dyed the hair blonde, took the glasses off, and like a teen comedy in the 90s, this girl now matters…or barely matters…but when competing for attention and views all day…this is how you give it your best shot..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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The whole normalization of OnlyFans is pretty funny to me, only because I see it as mainstream people trying to get some extra money or hype by getting naked, so it’s like a single mom working at the strip club or doing porn under the radar to cover the mortgage because her baby daddy has the gambling addiction.

Only there is no real reason for these girls to do this, other than that they are attention seeking perverts who like to be on camera showing off.

I’ve always thought celebs were whores because girls don’t typically want to be on camera unless they really fucking love themselves and can’t not be on camera, so the idea was they were just being well-behaved because they were mainstream and getting where they wanted to go.

But the second they get the chance to get naked on camera, to show off their bodies, to make money showing off their bodies, they fucking take it.

Now that OnlyFans is a real media company, a real social network, a respected side hustle, the girls flocking to it with their nude shoots.

I’m not really conflicted about the whole thing, I’m all for the whoring, it’s just weird but at the same time, I never heard of Shipman until she started shipping her ass to men online to amplify her other work….so it works both ways people, nudity for advancement and nudity to support already being advanced..

Either, her skinny white ass.

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We live in a time when girls don’t need to get cast or offered opportunities to do these half naked shoot for publications, they can do it them damn self at, like a middle-aged white trash mom trying to add spice to her life by hitting up the boudoir photo studio in the shitty strip mall in her shitty town to bring back to her shitty husband who drinks too much beer after working at the town factory all day, in hopes to add spice to their marriage like she sees on her daytime soaps thanks to being on disability.

Only in Madisyn Shipman’s case it’s more about making money and marketing herself by giving out boners, in hopes those boners give her all she ever wanted as an actor or singer or whatever the fuck she is.

I am just glad she has a photographer there shooting pics of her, rather than it being a fucking selfie.

Unless this is a selfie, just one with effort….who cares, she’s half naked and cockteasing right.

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Madisyn Shipman done got bit by the OF nudie content hustle….

It’s like these girls are so into being jerked off to.

So despite what they say when you’re trying to jerk off to them, they clearly are very into it.

Sometimes it just needs a little push, which is usually financial, but they probably like the likes, follows and hits they get from the racy BONER-BAIT.

She had a Sesame Street and Nickelodeon career, where she was likely sexualized by her team, producers, staff, co-workers, co-stars….which this is probably what paved the way for her to end up here right now with her tits out…

Haters will say she’s being shameless, but clearly they don’t see that she’s got tape on her nipples, like she’s not even shamelessly showing her tits for personal gain…

SHE IS BASICALLY CLOTHED you asshole misogynists…

Calling her shameless, attention seeking, trying to get paid, probably getting paid, defiitely putting her name and tits on the map as a contender…is just MEAN…JERKS.

Keep up the good work MADDY….I believe in you.

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Madisyn Shipman looks like she was some child star nerd, at least according to her WIKIPEDIA picture where she’s rocking a big set of teeth and a pair of nerd glasses, which to some of you is probably a fetish, but to me is fucking lesbianic and weird.

Luckily for me, she’s broke out of the pervert sex work that is working for Nickelodeon and at 21 years old has figured out how fun posting half naked pics on the internet can be….

We call her memoir “From Sesame Street to Internet Porn Street in 18 years”….thanks Dan Schneider for being such a nice mentor at Nickelodeon who showed her the light.

Apparently, she makes music now….but I’m more interested in the internet porn, that’s not quite porn, but it’s lingerie and that’s low hanging fruit porn. I’m into it.

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Who is Madisyn Shipman?

That is the Jeopardy question to the Nickelodeon star from Dan Schneider, rumored creeper with a foot fetish who helped create a lot of hit shows with famous girls who became slut, and possibly created a baby with Jamie Lynn Spears, because why not.

She apparently got her start at 5, which is pretty young and probably why she produces weird sexualized content along with her music, because why the fuck not, it’s a click bait era of exhibitionism…

Unless that’s a different Madisyn Shipman, there may be multiple Madisyn Shipmans, the IMDB one and the PORN one, either way, she’s fun.

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