Maite Perroni is a 31 year old Mexican actress and singer…and she’s in a bikini. Fascinating story…

Being half Mexican, I feel like part of me should turn the site into a Mexican fan site, I mean I already have the wrestling mask, and figure Mexicans are loyal to their own people, even when their own people are assholes…like Eva Longoria…but then I remember that Mexicans don’t own computers….except for the rich ones and the rich ones want to be anything but Mexican…so it would be a fail…

But I’ll still post this Mexican, who looks nothing like my mother, but the whole situation reminds me of when I used to go to the stripclubs with my black manager at a shitty job and how angry he would be with every black stripper he saw, I’m talking he wouldn’t look at them, and he’d tell them they were a disgrace every time they walked by…he was a firm believer in fat white strippers though…

Not that this Mexican is a stripper..but she might as well be, since she’s showing off them tits…tits I wish I met in a village making corn tortillas…in the brothel…before having 14 kids.

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