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Archive for the Marg Helgenberger Category

2012

19

Jan

Marg Helgenberger and Some CSI Armpit of the Day

Marg Helgenberger is some CSI star who just quit CSI because I assume she doesn’t want to by typecast, even though she’s been on the shit for what must feel like 2 decades and is only known for being on the shit…and only matters cuz of the shit…and can only afford her lavish lifestyle cus of the shit…leaving her with a blank slate of career options….at least in her mind….when in reality all she has to look forward to is Dancing with the Stars…which in her defense is probably a bigger show that CSI any day….you just don’t really get paid to be on it and it pretty much leads to no where….lots to look forward to while I look at her armpit and imagine smelling it, sucking it, and fucking it…cuz other lady parts are so played out and mainstream…

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