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I am – Old Bond Girl of the Day

Bond Chick

You cunts are wearing me out. I was exhausted and stayed in last night instead of slutting it up for you in some nasty bar. I watched this indie horrror flick called “Love Object.” Basically this dysfunctional virgin (you) buys this super sex-doll for ten grand and it goes all Chucky on his ass, but not before he can slam the shit out of i. I wondered if he cleaned her after her thrust his morning wood up in her laytex vagina. I hope so.

It reminded me of all those special times I invited a guy to raw-dog and come inside me (like Jesus). Afterwards, I’d be in the middle of my walk of shame and then fuck, his juice would come drizzling out all over again, and again, and again. So I felt for this sex-doll, because you know he left her on her back leaking his jizz all day, and all she could do was stew in it. I rooted for the rubber bitch when she came alive.

This Italian bitch, Maria Grazia Cucinotta, is showing you some cleavage that is weird and plastic in a sex-doll kind of way. Maria was ‘Cigar Girl’ in that James Bond movie “The World Is Not Enough” which I didn’t see because I was too busy fucking people for money like any decent young teenager. Here she is in Rome at the screening of some Italian movie she is in that I won’t bother mentioning because you are too cultureless too care, and so am I.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)


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