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2021

14

Oct

Meadow Walker Nipple of the Day

I hold a warm and delicate spot in my heart for the WALKER family, so it is my DUTY to support Paul Walker’s daughter, the heiress to his empire, who is out here hard at work, because this is what they call work in this lazy fucking pig generation….blame communism…or I guess marxism…even though that will just end with all these people in work camps…but for now…they can lay out posing like they are being painted in a renaissance painting…tits out like some slob with too much money…

Anyway, the warm and delicate spot for the ORPHAN WALKER comes from convincing TMZ well into my years of being cancelled to link to this site on their links, so long as I provided them safe for work links, which I did….HOWEVER…one of those links was “PAUL WALKER WAS A SEX OFFENDER”…you know hard hitting journalism because his last wife or girlfriend was someone his daughter’s age who he started dating when she was 16 or some shit….

They didn’t ban me as a LINK TRADE partner because the story was fake, I mean I was just repeating some other story that was getting no attention….as I do….

They banned me because they were owned by WARNER BROS and WARNER BROS didn’t want to taint their FAST AND THE FURIOUS franchise with scnadal…THEY MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY OFF IT.

So some celeb gossip site, owned by the celebrity machine that employees the celebs, is the source to people into celeb gossip, despite the conflict of interest?

I mean you could say “Maybe Warner Bros doesn’t get too involved in the editorial voice of their TMZ brand”….but the guy who saw the link was a top exec at Warner Bros…so they clearly monitored that shit and created propganda and lies around it…..NOTHING YOU SEE IS REAL…it’s all strategic and by design…thanks to people far smarter than you or me….

Needless to say, TMZ could have MADE all my dreams come true, that WARNER BROS exec if he wasn’t such a bitch could have given me a production budget to green light the WORST MOVIES to ever be made…but instead…backed into a corner left to die…THANKS WARNER BROS..

I blame PAUL WALKER and his teen fucking dead dick….

In conclusion, TMZ is owned by FOX now, so RUPERT MURDOCH, when you get Mick Jagger’s ex wife to stop peeing on you, give us a call. Not that she pees on him, but rich 90 year olds are into weird shit….like Paul Walker’s daughter’s nipple cuz you FAST AND FURIOUS THAT FUCKING HARD…

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2021

11

May

Meadow Walker Lingerie of the Day

Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s daughter who is now doing nude or semi nude or low level smutty content because that’s what all the girls do…and they are having success with it…and they don’t even have Paul Walker as a dad…or his inheritance now that he’s died at the hand of a fast car or his over confidence in driving because he plays a driver on TV…

Paul Walker unofficially destroyed this website because there was a time when I was trading traffic with TMZ, which is fucking crazy if you think about it, but I guess it was one of my Forrest Gump moments of why the fuck would DrunkenStepfather be linked on TMZ…my jokes are just too vulgar for that kind of thing…

But yeah, TMZ is or was owned by Warner Bros, Warner Bros owned Fast and Furious and I did a post on Paul Walker being a sex offender because his girlfriend when he died who someone did the math on and as it turns out she was 16 or some other Mormon shit..so I called him a Sex Offender since that’s considered sex offence at least in America..or most of America…I think there are some states that allow 16 year olds to get married…

I did a google search and it turns out Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts(is 12, wtf), Michigan, Mississippi, Misouri, Montana, Nebraska….I mean…it’d be easier to list the states where you can only get married at 18…..those states are New Jersey, Californa, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Delaware, California….

SO….out of your 50 states, all but 6 allow you to get married under the age of 18 and in one state you need to be 12…..WHAT THE FUCK…

Anyway…Warner Bros didn’t want bad Paul Walker being a creeper press, I got kicked off the TMZ trading, and I never full recovered….so if you’re out there, don’t call out perverts who make big corporations lots of money…you’ll get erased…

But do sexualize their daughters when they are in one piece leotard shit..

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2021

16

Mar

Meadow Walker Showing Off The Nips of the Day

Meadow Walker Nipple

Here are the nipples that Paul Walker made….in the form of his 22 year old daughter who I assume is the heiress to his Paul Walker footage and the nipples are interesting to me…not becasue I am a Paul Walker fan, but because I like nipples…it’s pretty much that simple…so this whole sheer shoot, show the nipple thing is a lot of fun….and Paul Walker fans creep me the fuck out….but I will say that there was a time that things were looking up for this site because TMZ actually traded traffic with it like I was a legitimate celebrity news source…which I am not…and the reason they kicked me off their network had nothing to do with my rude, insensitive, bigoted, un-woke commentary of calling whores out for being whores…since I believe they can do better than just show tit to get ahead…and showing tit is just the easy way to do it….but yeah, I got kicked off, after all the horrible things I’ve said, because I wrote that Paul Walker was a sex offender, because his girlfriend he was with when he died was underage when they started dating and I guess Warner Bros was not happy about that, seeing as the Fast and Furious Franchise makes them LOTS of money…so Paul Walker was an end to the legitimate blogger dreams…and Meadow Walker nip is all I have to show for it…

This was posted to instagram, we call that the good kind of daddy issues, or fashion…I guess it’s fashion…

Meadow Walker Nipple

Meadow Walker Nipple Bikini

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2020

11

Nov

Meadow Walker Nipples of the Day

Meadow Walker Nipples

Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s daughter and she has 2.4 million followers strictly based on Paul Walker, which is pretty fucking hilarious..

She posted up this see through picture where I guess you can see her nipple…I can’t see her nipple…but I am not good at spotting nipples…I save that for the virgin perverts out there to do that work for me…

I guess you have to post up pics of your nipples to get notied, to matter, to be relevant amongst your peers of people spreading their asses on the internet…especially when you only exist because you’re Paul Walker’s daughter…she’s just turned 22.

I don’t know what’s next for Meadow Walker, hopefully she gets to keep all those Fast and Furious residuals…so that she can focus on the important things, while being young and rich cuz her dad is dead, an orphan who may have all those daddy issues, I mean girls with famous dads that are still alive are fucked up, throw in a death…the daddy issues get better or darker…apparently she’s an anorexic, but let’s make it clear that skinny is great, don’t let the media skinny shame you into a fat chick as they do…those criminals…

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2020

05

Oct

Meadow Walker Hard Nipples of the Day

Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s 21 year old daughter, which means that if her dad was still alive and if he didn’t kill himself like an asshole, her and her friends would too old for him to date, because when he died there was a story going around that he started dating his girlfriend he died dating back when she was still 15 or 16….something Warner Bros didn’t like me reposting as if I fucking broke the story because they came after me….knowing an underage relationship scandal would probably be bad for their cash cow the FAST AND FURIOUS FRANCHISE without remembering that people don’t actually give a fuck about any of that unless they are told to outrage or single out a motherfucker like they did with Kevin Spacey…

Point being, Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s daughter and like other 21 year olds who remind me of retards at the pool…discovering their genitals and wanting to let people in on it….as she posts her hard nipple selfie, she’s clearly posting to show her hard nipples, in a “I’ll show you mine, if you like and follow me” instead of a “if you show me yours” because in this world of “SELF” there’s no room or interest in other people…just being excited your nipples are excited on a level where she feels the need to document it, post it, share it….pretty funny…

I’m not against 21 year old girls resorting to pics of their hard nips for attention or art…or high concept…it’s just funny how the dumber people as a society the more sexualized they get…because sex is a basic fucking need engrained in our core…obviously everyone’s going to be drawn to that and are finally embracing that and it’s getting weird out there with all that nudity at least for me, because I like the tease, the not shameless nudity, the more subtle or special nudity that makes you feel like you’re in on something exclusive rather than just scrolling instagram….but I’m a fucking dinosaur…who still believes in the power of love songs…


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2020

27

Jul

Meadow Walker Shower Porn of the Day

Meadow Walker is in the shower, probably washing off sin from being the heathen who takes videos of herself in the shower, but then again, that’s the mainstream thing to do in this over-sharing society of attention seeking idiots who think they are the stars of their own reality shows thanks to having social media, despite having nothing interesting to say, while barely doing anything interesting, it’s all just an illusion, an avatar, a second life…pretty fucking pathetic on all levels…but when your dad is Paul Walker, you might as well milk it because there are two types of people in this world, those who watch Fast and the Furious and those who don’t, I am one who doesn’t watch that shit, but I know the people who do are so hard for Paul Walker that his skinny slutty daughter with her daddy issues from his premature death and her trust fund is just bonus, you know a nice change of pace from jerking off to Paul Walkers old topless pics….it’s not gay if you’re a super fan…it’s just adoration man…no…it’s gay…but who cares in this era, everyone’s a fucking queer.


Meadow Walker Braless

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2020

13

Jul

Meadow Walker Braless of the Day

Meadow Walker Braless

Meadow Walker is Paul Walker’s daughter who is now 21…so she’s about 5 years older than the age he would have found her to be her hottest…because he was rumored to have been dating his last girlfriend from when she was 15 or 16 and when I wrote a post called “Paul Walker is a Sex Offender” about a week or two after his Death, my traffic trading partner, this little site called TMZ cut our ties because the head of Warner Bros, who owns TMZ, so you know their celebrity gossip is unbiased, did not like the bad press associate with the star of their movies, they had a Fast and Furious in the works when he died and they weren’t about to lose any equity or value on the movie because Paul Walker was a fucking mormon and it’s ok in Mormon-dom to get with 15 year olds….or whatever.

Meadow Walker’s mom was 25 when she had her, so it wasn’t as creepy a story, but who even cares about Paul Walker anymore, that’s what happens when you die, people move on…and even the biggest Fast and Furious fan, which by definition is the biggest fucking loser around, probably doesn’t even remember that you existed.

ANYWAY, the daughter’s trying to keep his legacy alive by showing everyone her nipples in a wife beater and that’s the good work we need thanks to her being hot and skinny and worth about 20 million dollars thanks to that whole inheriting daddy’s money when he died situation. Nice.

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