Melanie Sykes is a pretty old British TV Host….who was at one point a model. You’ve likely never heard of her…because I have never heard of her…and if I had heard of her…I would have likely forgotten who she was because that’s just how good I am at this celebrity shit…don’t blame me blame my facial recognition blindness…everyone looks the same…and really whether you know her or not..you now know what she looks like in some low level bondage gear for some magazine…and at 42, it could be substantially worse….

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Here is vampire Melanie Sykes who claims to be 41, but based on the fact she has no reflection in the mirror, I’m gonna assume she’s 400 and/or dead.

I have no idea who she is, where she is from, what her deal is, or why people even notice that she’s posting half naked pics of her ripped body….clearly as a cry for attention so that people know who she is…and idiots like me pick up the story to share with idiots like you in step it up and stomp the tard kinda way….whatever that means…

I’d google her, but it is Friday and I’d rather stare at the hot ass trying on clothes in front of me/in the apartment across the street that I have my creep on for…but don’t worry it is not as creepy as the gay porn star from down the street who kills people on the internet….but creepy to the girl if she ever caught me and realized I’ve been doing it for years!

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