Melissa Satta is some rich bitch who is American, but was raised in Europe, who is engaged to some black guy from Ghana who is a pro soccer player and who bought her a multi-million dollar engagement ring, because either her ass is that good, or her ass is just that high maintenance, that she needs that kind of nonsense to feel valuable, proving that she’s just a high maintenance cunt and I hate her.

But I don’t mind that she likes jacking her bikini up her ass, because people take pictures of her attention seeking cunt self, which validates her thanks to her dad being too busy for her when she was growing up, at least that’s what I am going to assume until I forget who the fuck Melissa Satta is, which will be in about 5 minutes from now.

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Melissa Satta is a 26 year old Italian-Amrican model, TV presenter and actress, at least that is what she wrote in her bio, because I’ve never heard of the bitch…..and the reality is, you should see the number of girls I talk to her are “models” just because some low level photographer gives them 50 bucks to take nude pics of them…or because they were hired to give out samples at a music festival…or because they are signed to some shitty agency that doesn’t get them work but that gives them a stamp of approval even if they are the fourth fucking string….

The world is filled with hot girls and the real hot ones tend to be the ones who don’t call themselves models, tv presenters and actresses…..

The reality is that she left America for Italy to break into the scene, it is easier to do MTV Italy than doing MTV where she’d stand no chance, then she banged some footballers, or soccer players to Americans, got into the media, and now she matters….

That hustle can also be considered sleeping her way to relevance, or prostitution, only instead of 100 dollars an hour, she gets in the media….

And who really cares, because at least she’s taken the time to get some implants to make her irrelevance a little less irrelevant….

You see, cuz I like tits.

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She isa SI Swimsuit model and she’s in a swimsuit. I am a drunk and I am still drunk. Everything is making pretty good sense to me today….everything is playing out the way you’d expect it to…everyone is doing what they are supposed to be doing…shitty teenage angst tattoos you’d expect to see at the mall aside, she’s got an amazing fucking ass and that’s really all i have to say about that…I mean other than….my job on this one’s done….

Pics via Bauer

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