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2014

10

Sep

Mike Tyson Tells Off a News Anchor for Calling Him a Rapist of the Day

Here’s something that pretty much just happened a few minutes ago in Toronto, because the anchor asked him about supporting Rob Ford and in turn called him a convicted rapist when asking if being a convicted rapist supporting your campaign was a good thing or a bad thing ..

I guess Canadian media people are idiots and amateurs…who don’t realize that calling an man with a history of anger and a lot of knock outs a convicted rapist is a bad idea…it is also trashy, idiotic and in poor judgement. Motherfucker isn’t Oprah even if he wishes he was…

Mike’s reaction is pretty legendary.

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2012

06

Dec

Mike Tyson is Amazing of the Day

I love listening to Mike Tyson in interviews…talking all kinds of insanities…that are likely truths…because dude’s at the stage of bi-polar disorder, with a criminal record, where he doesn’t really have much to lie about or hide…

He’s not an actor, he knows he called his bitch a pig and that he beat her up…I mean he’s the Heavyweight Champion of the fucking world..what did she fucking expect….

So hearing about how he was fucking his wife during their divorce cuz she thought he was a bad bad man…only to catch Brad Pitt fucking her….leads to nothing but good times..

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2012

04

Apr

Mike Tyson Likes Jesus of the Day

I don’t watch TV, especially not late night talk shows….that shit fucking bores me, but since we’re rolling into Easter, a time to celebrate Jesus’ death and his becoming a Zombie, for all to celebrate for 2000 years, blindly, thinking he’s got their back….I think this Mike Tyson joke is appropriate, especially for what we do here…..

Maybe it is the fact I don’t have black dick or millions of dollars, cuz even though my name is Jesus, I’ve never heard a bitch drop it when fucking me, but in her defense, or maybe in my defense of my shitty performance and humiliating sized penis, that is great for anal, she was asleep, medicated, high, or beat the fuck up…

Maybe I’m darker that Mike Tyson in my comedy not in skin color.

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2010

02

Feb

Mike Tyson’s Not Raping a Bitch in a See Thru Outfit of the Day

It’s nice to see Mike Tyson gracefully dancing with a girl instead of beating and raping her and ending up in prison like he usually does, but I guess that’s only because the bitch is in a see thru outfit and following his fucking orders, cuz the second she slips up, you know bitch gets broke….he’d doing this for some televised show in another country…so I guess that’s why he’s on his best behavior…but we don’t really know went down when the cameras were turned off…I can only assume that one of them isn’t walkin’ right today thanks to being ripped in half…and we can’t really blame Tyson for it…anytime a bitch gets that close to a known rapist in a see thru outfit she’s asking for it….and I am not just saying that because I feel the “She was wearing a short skirt” excuse is legit and should get rapists off cuz we’re fucking animals and you can’t dangle a carrot in front of our faces without us trying to eat it….I’m saying it cuz Tyson is insane and a whole different breed of animal who really takes what he wants and hurts anyone who tries to stop him…

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Posted in:Dancing|Mike Tyson|See Thru

2009

10

Apr

Mike Tyson Hating on Don King of the Day

I like everything that comes out of Mike Tyson’s mouth. I’ve watched his documentary, I’ve watched some HBO bullshit about him. I’ve heard that cunt Robin Givens trying to bring him the fuck down, pretending he is a woman beater, or that girl he raped who got him arrested, instead of just embracing it for bragging rights that Tyson cock was violently being jabbed and upper-cutted into her, like any normal groupie would.

Either way, he’s talking about beating up Don King, because out of all the people out there, Don King and his greasy hands are who really fucked him up the most….

Posted in:AMazing|Mike Tyson