As a guy who doesn’t have sex with hot girls or girls who are in the clubs looking hot…

I am a huge fan of these padded bras that make little real tits look like they are huge implants because I get to appreciate the show and the fact that a billion dollar company probably spent millions upon millions on making this fucking happen while kids in their backyards were starving cuz the state of the economy makes their families fucking broke….

See cuz I don’t have to deal with the disappointment of when you get the seemingly busty slut back home, only to find out she’s barely I fucking b-cup, but I can see how annoying that kind of lie would be, since I used to stuff my pants with a 10 inch dildo back when I was younger, and saw the disappointment from any girl I convinced to fuck me after dancing with them all night….Yes there was a time I wasn’t a pathetic loser unable to get laid…

Here’s Miranda Kerr showing her mom body that’s been photoshopped to shit and I like it…

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I generally don’t love thinking about mom pussy…but I do love panty flashes, or vagina flashes, or just vagina in general, that if it comes along, I can’t turn my back to it….

I generally do love bikini models, whether they have mom pussy or not….especially when they are bikini and lingerie models….

I generally don’t love when girls know they have the potential of flashing panty, you know like by wearing a short skirt, so they double up and put on a pair of thick boyshorts on, so there is no embarrassming….

I generally do love when a girl wears sheer panties or no panties under all circumstances….

What I’m trying to say is that other bitches would have rocked a thick pair of underwear when modeling for fear of something like this happening, but Miranda Kerr just carries it like a fucking pro…maybe cuz she wanted this to happen…and mom pussy or not…shit looks tight to me…..

Amazing.

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I love the way these terrorist criminal master minds at Victoria’s Secret have made bra’s make tits look like implants, mainly cuz I don’t bring busty girls showing off great cleavage home, so I don’t have to deal with the disappointment when the pads and harnesses come off….but as annoying as that sounds to some who it has happened to, it sounds like heaven to me cuz thanks to my wife, I’ve been forced to deal with sloppy fat old lady tit for the last decade…it is like being buried alive in quick sand if you hit it from the angle…and I’m too old for those kinds of risk taking events…making little tit that looks good in a bra heaven to me….

Not to say Miranda Kerr’s tits are milk filled and amazing….but so many girls in this bras aren’t….

here are the pics

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Miranda Kerr is probably one of the best mom’s out there…not cuz she lovingly cares for her baby….but because she bounced the fuck back from the pregnancy that I am capable of looking at her slutty twitter pics, in a silky robe, showing some leg and cleavage before doing a fashion show, all made up, and in the self-shot slut pose, cuz she probably felt hot and like she was looking her best, which is pretty convenient cuz I’m thinking she probably was, you know finally back at work after all those months of having her staff of nannies take care of her kid as she hit the gym….not that I ever care about the personal life of bitches I’ll never meet…I’m just more interested in looking at her tits…

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Miranda Kerr was on the runway modeling for some company because she’s still a fucking model and that’s what models do…despite having a kid or as I like to call having her vagina explode into a messy mess that was once highly erotic but is now just like some horror movie shit…at least that’s what I assume…but most mom pussy I’ve seen has been that of ghetto hookers and not quality girls who probably smell like fancy perfumes like this amazing set of tits…but I like to imagine her very fucking genitally damaged..

Here’s the video of the pictures that some weirdo put together…

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It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….

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I don’t know when these pictures are from. I don’t know who took them. I just know that they are of Miranda Kerr jogging in what may be a see through shirt in what may be company issued bra to ensure she’s got it going on anytime she is seen in public as she represents the evil underwear brand…that may be too small for her…and unable to contain her mom tit…showing the world what may be nipple…probably done on purpose as some kind of passive aggressive protest cuz Victoria’s Secret does this thing called “owning” their bitches and making “titty slaves” out of them…and sometimes first world bitches get mad about it…while the Brazilians and Eastern Europeans don’t…thanks to being an appreciative people who don’t want to go back to their war torn/tribal villages…and really as long as the protests are jogging mom nipple…I’m down to support the cause….a cause I invented in my crazy head…distracted by hot model body….I want to explore like the post birth mystery it is….