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2014

06

Aug

Miriam Adler is Amazing for Derek Wood of the DAy

I don’t know who Miriam Adler is. I am guessing she’s one of these LA aspiring models who probably has a massive following on instagram, or who is trying to get a massive following on instagram, doing the same kind of thing so many other girls are doing…getting naked in photoshoots…

This one is by DEREK WOOD . I dig his vibe. I am just a cynical asshole who thinks a lot of pictures look the same…and a lot of models look the same…I’ve been overexposed but that doesn’t make me a hater…it just makes me bitter and hard to impress…It’s like girl in bikini, girl showing boobs, grainy filter…

I get it. I like that it happens. It’s a strength in numbers, so many girls are doing it that other girls are getting into it, thing….Everyone is a model, thanks to Instagram, and I am okay with it. I will look at the pics. I will email the model and ask her on dates. The whole concept of celebrities that some out of touch exec chose makes no sense to me…

This shoot was for C-Heads

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2014

06

Aug

Some Miley Cyrus Smokin’ in a Bikini Top of the Day

Everyone’s favorite popstar rebel, who isn’t really a rebel at all, she’s just a reflection of what is going on in pop culture. Everything is cartoon and emoji like and she just happens to have branded herself the same way. It’s like seeing knock off designer clothes at Walmart. You know there is nothing legitimate about it…but then you are forced to question whether there is anything legitimate about anything at all. You see what makes Miley authentic, or not authentic is a matter of opinion. I mean being a Disney kid, raised rich, in a mansion, with a staff who coddled her, would make you think she was totally out of touch from the real world…but maybe being alienated from the real world…tapped into her inner pothead, performer with some insane vision that only she could pull off because it was expensive to do….Maybe I shouldn’t try to analyze Miley’s act. Maybe I should focus on what is important. A babe, that isn’t that much of a babe, but at least she’s not fat, in a bikini top – smoking weed. Works for me.

Here are some of her shitty tattoos…

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