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2008

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Nov

Warning…Don’t Go to Mumbai for your Thanksgiving Weekend of the Day

If you had plans to go to Mumbai for some Butter Chicken cuz your family didn’t invite you to their house for Turkey, you may want to re-schedule, because shit is in flames, people are getting killed, people are being held hostage and US and British people are being targeted and Sikhed (get it). The airport, hotels, restaurants and cafe’s that tourists frequent are all getting hit, and this is some crazy shit, so if you’re reading this, you can be thankful that you are an ignorant piece of shit who’s idea of Indian is people on a reserve who don’t pay taxes and run Casinos and your idea of traveling is going to a 3 star resort in the Dominican or Cancun, because culture is for losers while Cancun is for all you can drink bars, tit flashing and getting herpes before your 21st birthday….all for around 1000 dollars.

Here’s a video….I am sure tons more are out there….


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If you’re lookin’ for a deal, you may want to reach out to the Oberoi Hotel, it’s One Currently Being Attacked….It could like bookin’ Florida during Hurricane Season….I should be a Travel Agent….

UPDATE – DO NOT CALL ANY CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBERS FOR ANY US PRODUCT BECAUSE THE WAIT TIME IS LONGER THAN USUAL.

ANOTHER UPDATE – THE TAJ HOTEL IS ON FIRE AND PEOPLE ARE STILL INSIDE THE HOTEL BECAUSE THE TERRORISTS TOLD THEM TO STAY IN THEIR ROOM – PROBABLY A VERY HORRIBLE WAY TO GO – RIP MOTHERFUCKERS…..

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