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2017

13

Oct

Myla Dalbesio Topless SI Model of the DAy

Myla Dalbesio  Topless SI Model

This Myla Dalbesio got some old ass titties – but she’s in Sports Illustrated swim with her tits all out all over the goddamn place because at 3000 fucking years old…you start not giving a fuck about who sees them tits….especially when you’re in a Magazine you thought you couldn’t ever be in because you remember their first issue 50 years ago and knew it’d be a stretch…like the elastic waist band of your plus sized big and tall pants…

She a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, because it’s fucking huge and at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…before she ate all the damn cheese she could get her big girl hands on…

She’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..she’s full of shit…but so is SI SWim who pander to her, and the public from every angle to try to have a successful advertising year…even though their shit is played out, boring, even with sloppy fat girl tits for the “body positivity” they put out there as “progress” after decades of telling bitches they work with they are too fat. It’s all fluffy lies, PR Shit, but tits happened…big old lady tits…cuz

NIPPLE AIMING THE GROUND ON FAT OLD WOMEN WHO SHOULDN’T BE IN SI SHAMING…

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2015

28

Apr

Myla DalBesio for TUSH of the Day

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Myla DalBesio is a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, who I’ve never heard of, but who was at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…she’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..at least all people I accept as artists…she’s rocking a bush, even though bush is as trendy in the hipster world as bald pussy was 5 years ago…that doesn’t take away from the fact that I fucking love bush….and that this spread for TUSH…may not be as spread as I like….even though she’s a fat girl…but it’s as hairy as I like…and that’s normally enough for me…especially in this no bush being the norm horrible world…

Myla DalBesio…is hot…and I hate fat chicks…I guess she’s a good fat…if only model plus sized applied to real life plus sized…because she’s hardly as fat as Kate Upton…who isn’t considered a plus sized model…and she’s no where near real fat chicks who only model for BBW fetish sites…because they pay in donuts..

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2014

11

Nov

Myla Dalbesio is Calvin Klein’s New Plus Sized Model of the Day

MYLA DALBESIO is considered a Plus Sized Model and Calvin Klein is eating shit for casting her…because I guess the people who are giving his team shit, have never experienced small town obesity….or hate fat chicks who don’t even look fat, since from the belly button up to the chin, she’s pretty good…but I guess so are most fat chicks, if you mean good at eating…. even when they don’t look that fat..all this to say she’s barely fat, but more importnatly, if they want the big campaigns, they should be skinny – because they are being paid a lot of fucking money to look good – so look good…and this one looks good enough for me…I assume just a stunt to get noticed…Calvin’s got tricks up his sleeve….

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