It’s safe to say that Myrth Bolt is not Jamaica’s Lighting Runner Usain Bolt’s daughter, but then again, it is against the law to race or gender a person, WHAT ARE HER PRONOUNS….

If she identifies as black like she was Halsey because Usain Bolt is actually her dad, a dad that has weak genes that he left inside some groupie in Holland back in ’99 on some running trip…probably from running too much..that’s her business, not mine…but I’ll go with she’s not his daughter..

She is a Dutch model, like many hot dutch girls before her, who is doing some lingerie modelling…since walking the VS fashion show back in 2018 before their restructuring, bankruptcy, losing to other brands, because they refused to use trannies and fat chicks, but are now using trannies and fat chicks, since trannies and fat chicks as models makes the losers of the internet who aren’t even buying Victoria’s Secret happy….listen to the internet and you still go broke…

This is not for Victoria’s Secret, it’s for Elle France, but it’s nice to remember lingerie models still exist, now more than ever, the hormones in the food making them bra titties heavier…

Even more interestingly, Myrthe is in med school, so she just models on the side, the way ALL girls should be but aren’t because they are dumb and not as much of a winner as Myrthe…I mean not all women are created equally, some are just substantially fucking better…and they are usually not from the USA where souls are all ruined, sick from bad foods, and negative vibes….some Euro dreams right here…

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