If your wondering why Nancy Shevell, Paul McCartney’s latest wife is so happy….It is because she just won the fucking lottery. I’m sure that before making this move she both heard of him, and more importantly heard of the one legged bitch who cashed in….not to mention statistics are in her favor, as this fucker hits 70….making her Anna Nicole Smith with more wholesome a look, and the good news for her is that McCartney’s daughter already made her own fortune, so she’ll be in the clear when it comes to collecting.

I know, everyone talks about how her family are rich on their own, and that she’s the heir to some trucking company and that she doesn’t need the money and this is more of a status thing for her and her trucker trash family that made it, but I’m not convinced the money isn’t a factor in all this…and even if it is for status…she’s still using him for something, that’s just the foundation of all relationships, it’s just funnier to laugh at when it’s more obvious…

Here are the lovely, honest, beautiful, authentic wedding pics, because if you’re like me, you like masturbating to brides as soon as they lock down a husband cuz I know they are still whores…. Marriage is such a beautiful thing….

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