Natalie Alyn Lind is fucking bringing it, but it I mean tit, because she’s got them to bring…..

It’s some basic marketing strategy that you don’t need to be an industry baby to really grasp, because if you have the tits they open doors for you, like they’ve got little hands of their own, it’s just easier when your industry mom’s already paved the way for those tits with her tits before your tits, so that your titty hands don’t really need to get dirty.

She’s a Disney / ABC tv star, in some show about Montana, and she’s posting bikini cowgirl shit because country wester is trendy, especially when you have a show based in Montana….and the whole thing sits right with me, because this is what the tits are supposed to be doing….and seeing tits do what they are supposed to be doing….brings me a sense of calm….

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some industry kid, raised in the industry because her parents were pretty low level in the industry, but still hand their foot in the door, so when they had a series of daughters, they clearly used as currency, in efforts to pass the torch to them, so that they’d have careers in the industry a little more substanital than their own. It’s the sole objective of most parents, let my kid do better than me, even if it means renting them to industry perverts, because ultimately, in the end, we will win!

Now I don’t know if Natalie Alyn Lind was actually farmed out or leased to some pervert rich and powerful LA moguls, but she is in a Disney show, she does have big tits, and she’s in a bikini with those big tits….while in Mexico…the tequlia ain’t talking enough since she’s not filming herself getting boned, or even accidentally flashing them tits…but I’ll still watch the vacation.

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Natalie Alyn Lind played some Human Trafficked college chick in some ABC show called Big Sky, based on what we’ll assume is a True Story, since the people who ABC are Disney and well, Disney owns Hollywood and Hollywood are rumored human traffickers, so they have access to the source….

Her mom is an actress, she was on One Tree Hill, which was one of those nerd shows that the virgin losers I knew in real life were really into. She was also the mom in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids TV series you probably forget….but that was enough experience to know how to raise her kids to get what they need from the industry, and that’s use them titties to get seen.

You see, Natalie Alyn Lind’s got tits that are being seen, and that’s a solid strategy to make it in America, especially when you have a head start due to nepotism…even low level nepotism…

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Natalie Alyn Lind is cut from Hollywood Royalty cloth….

Her and her sisters are part of the most important family in Hollywood….the Alyn Linds.

Their mom, who paved the way from them by spreading her legs and taking a load from their fathers, is a celebrity in her own right, she was the mom on the Honey I Shrunk the Kids TV show, because why be in the actual movie, when you can be in some weird low budget spin-off I am sure you all watched as young perverts…..

This Alyn Lind wa most recently on an ABC show called Big Sky about Human Trafficking in Montana, which is probably not like Human Traffickin in LA, where parents sell their kids off to producers and are transported around on private jets, yachts and luxury cars with drivers….but that doesn’t mean her art doesn’t imitate her life in the land of sleazy perverts with too much money…..

I haven’t watched enough of that show to really appreciate her big tits, but I guess I don’t really have to watch her show for her big tits, because she’s brought them to social media in her own self-produced shoot where she’s looking like a solid candidate for as a Playboy model, if Playboy still existed in the way it once existed, instead of just being an OnlyFans platform for trash.

What I am saying is she’s got a good look for men to jerk off to, and that’s what it’s about people…

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some 22 year old actress who has a mom who was in the industry and sisters in the industry because the mom has no issue throwing the kids into the mix for the family’s ego and personal gain….I mean, isn’t that the whole point of kids, training them to do money making shit so that you don’t have to, especially if that money making shit is illegal, so that if they get arrested the kids only get a slap on the wrist and are out by 18…which probably doesn’t apply to the Alyn Lind family, since their money making is in the acting world, which I am sure is borderline criminal at some parties, especially for child stars, but for the most part it’s Glamorous and Exciting….isn’t it.

Anyway, the big titty actress from Disney/ABC’s Big Sky, is in some bathing suit pics, not showing off her big tits nearly enough, while looking like she’s either filtered to shit, CGI, or some kind of surgery ridden young person…..which I guess is the look they all go for.

This isn’t all that exciting, but that made up stripper looking face in the ocean, is pretty silly looking and reminds me of a 45 year old on her first cruise documented for facebook, instead of a 22 year old LA rich kid making her own money in a show that wasn’t cancelled yet.

Either way, bitches in swimsuits living better lives that you. Fun.

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Natalie Alyn Lind is actually a Canadian who was born in Toronto, probably raised in California, since her mom is an American actor who likely showed her tits in 90s percent of the 90s movies she was in, but is currently the Mayor in the new CHUCKY series no one asked for…

I only know this because I googled her to see who she is…since there are SO MANY girls out there doing the same bullshit…who can keep track….even though calling a girl a GIRL is apparently demeaning and makes them feel like they aren’t taken seriously or aren’t someone who can be a boss, or get shit done…because people are JUST that weak… DON’T CALL ME A GIRL…CALL ME A WOMAN….ok…..how about you figure out that other people’s opinion of you shouldnt really affect you…you coddled WIMP.

That’s not to say Nat Alyn Lind would be offended being called a girl, I am sure she’d let you call her anything you want if it involved getting her cast on a movie that’s not straight to DVD…or streaming…

She’s currently filming, in MONTREAL, which is just down the street from me and I’m hurt I wasn’t emailed any invitations to hang out or to give her the tour….you know not really, I wouldn’t have shown up anyway…socializing is for losers…even socializing with tits…

She’s filming an UNTITLED PET SEMETARY PROJECT….spooky….

I saw her on a show called Big Sky, which was on ABC, and about Human Trafficking in Montana…where she was basically shackled in a shipping container…I watched at least half of that series…don’t ask me why…

Her caption to this shoot is “pillow talks, about poutine and michael myers”….so there you go…a big girl with big tits eating poutine in her underwear..there’s a fetish in there somewhere..

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some Hollywood daughter who is barely a Hollywood daughter since her mom was basically one step away from being a porn actress, which is basically what I refer to the low level actresses who play the hot chick in meaningless shit, like Soap Stars or Lisa Rina…

Anyway, Natalie Alyn Lind is one of her busy, raised in LA girls who is actually on a Disney / ABC show, so you know she’s been trained or would that be considered groom, who knows, semantics….right…

She’s on a boat, because bitches love boats, with her tits out in a skimpy bathing suit, and you know if you got them big tits, cuz you got that IG body thanks to the hormones in the foot, a bathing suit one size too small does fucking magic…

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Natalie Alyn Lind is one of the daughters from the mom on the Honey I Shrunk the Kids TV series, so not the actual movies, but the TV Series, that you old fucks probably watched growing up….but that I have no idea happened…

The reason i am talking about her mom is only to say she’s raised within the industry by someone who likely showed her tits and sucked dick from the industry, these things happen in the 80s hen you make the move from Darien Illinois to the big leagues in LA…and that kind of worth ethic is one we can only hope is passed down to the daughters…there are three of them…this one is likely the most famous since being on an ABC show about human trafficking in Montana….

Anyway, this Alyn Lind has big tits and this is her in a swimsuit that makes her look big and the its not so big…but the tits are there anyway…don’t let the rest of her get in the way of that…

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Natalie Alyn Lind is out here with her dad and by dad I mean her tits out with some dude who could either be in his 20s or his 50s, I can’t tell, I’m looking at her tits..

She’s some LA rich kid, who may not be that rich, but her slutty mom worked on the TV version of Honey I Shrunk the Kids, that I have absolutely no memory of ever happening, because I would never watch that kind of smut…but that apparently existed….and allowed her to support her big titty daughters and their dreams of being bigger and more substantial actors than her, you know use that “source code mom pussy” as the benchmark, or the bottom wrung of the ladder they need to climb…plus we can assume being in the industry in the 80s means that her mom’s probably sucked some dick that’s gone onto important places…

From what I know, she is most recently on an ABC show called Big Sky, which I’ve actually seen thanks to streaming apps existing, even free ones here in Canada, where I can watch ad supported TV like it was actual TV, only at my choosing of when I want to watch it….only for the commercials to fucking scream at me….

The show is about Montana which I fucking love because I’m a fucking cowboy….but the show is pretty dumb as you’d expect by Disney Owned network TV…but I get what they are trying to do…barely….but Disney doing a show on Human Trafficking may hit a little close to home for those trafficked by Disney…right?

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