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2014

21

May

Natasha Barnard for Freya Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard is a South African model, who before doing this very important shoot for Freya Lingerie, was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, because I guess Sports Illustrated likes South African girls, they use a handful of them in their nonsense…

Maybe they use a South African photographer, or maybe these models come at a discount, due to the risk associated with them having HIV according to their national HIV stats, a risk that I don’t consider a risk when they look like this, because I’ve had unprotected sex with way fucking worse that probably had a higher risk of HIV thanks to a life of living on the streets, needle sharing and prostituting…

Not that any SI models actually get paid, that’s why they all go onto score rich husbands…

Either way, here’s the lingerie…..boring catalog nonsense…

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2013

20

Dec

Natasha Barnard Big Ass Tits for Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard is an SI Model who I guess does lingerie modelling on the side since SI doesn’t pay the models to get into their bikinis…those girls do it for free..that’s why Kate Upton had to turn to humiliating herself in acting and Chrissy Teigen had to whore herself out to some millionaire musician to get the life she felt she deserved thinking she was all hotter than she actually was, making SI’s stamp of approval payment in ego boosting…because the rest of the world takes their model choices seriously, while I just find them flimsy, lazy and that they take whoever comes along with full enough tits…

But Natasha Barnard..this girl is good.

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2013

10

Jun

Natasha Barnard for GUESS of the Day

Natasha Barnard, not to be confused with Natasha Barn yard the pig you lost your virginity to, cuz you dad caught you playing with barbies and he couldn’t have that….is a Guess model, following the footsteps of such great models as Anna Nicole Smith, only unlike Anna Nicole Smith, this Natasha Barnard is not dead and thank god for that, because it would make jerking off to her way creepy….

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