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2022

14

Apr

Natasha Lyonne’s Clone in Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Lyonne is probably not best known for her role on PeeWee’s Playhouse, but the child star, who became an adult star, thanks to a role working for Woody Allen when she was 16, something I am sure he jerked off to, or onto….I guess we’d have to ask her for the intimate details but I saw the documentary on him being a creeper and he was a creeper for light haired ladies….only toend up in all the 90s movies…. but was probably most interesting when her life basically fell apart, she was near dead, addicted to heroin, with HEP C, a Collapsed Lung and a heart infection, fighting with her landlord, that cuck Michael Rappaport only to come out unschated thanks to Orange is the New Black and now has a multi million dollar first look deal with Amazon or some other streamer where they pay her for the first rights to her projects…which I’ll assume the Russian Doll show is one of….but can’t confirm, since I don’t watch that shit.

She’s now in her 40s, wearing some sort of lingerie and the whole thing is pretty fucking weird to me….but you may like it, you know strip these fools down and sexualize them so you know they matter.

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2011

20

Sep

Some Natasha Lyonne Does Lesbianism of the Day

The only thing that can explain what’s gone on with Natasha Lyonne is lesbianism……we kinda saw this coming back in her beach pics a few years ago…

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2007

10

Sep

I am – Natasha Lyonne at the Beach of the Day

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Fuck the MTV Awards and my neighbor who made me watch it with him. I don’t have a tv so I fucking sold my soul to the devil, or at least the creepiest motherfucker in the neighborhood in order to use his cable. I had to watch him eat licorice with his toothless mouth while staring me in the eyes the whole time i was there, stroking his leg and telling me stories about fucking some chick because she looked like his cousin and he always loved his cousin…….It was awkward, but not as awkward as the MTV awards. They were a pile of fucking shit that I didn’t understand, with hotel parties and fragments of corporate strategy made to look like party insanity, that I was going to liveblog because there was a time I was a live blogging champion, but I got distracted with the Sarah Silverman monologue. I have a serious hatred for her and it’s not because I am part of the german Nazi group that got arrested this weekend, it’s because she isn’t funny.

She is like every celebrity blog that I hate with the “crutch joke” of stating the obvious, but she just does it in a way that didn’t maker me or my neighbor who only bangs chicks who looks like his cousin crack a smile. She’s just this shock value piece of shit who likes talking about shit, it makes up 3/4 of her fucking material and then throws in such innovative shit like “Britney Spears Kids are a Mistake or Madonna is a Python she performed with on stage with last time or some fucking Paris Hilton interaction about her orifices”. I can only say that she has a father or uncle in important places because if I hate her this much, I can only assume you do to….

Speaking of worthless, fat, Jewish chicks that are only funny because they are such shitty quality, here’s Natasha Lyonne and her post drug addicted body on the beach in the shittiest quality pictures I’ve ever posted. There was a time I used to finger my ass to her Slums of Beverly Hills tits….but she always had a busted up face, it was just a matter of time before her body took her faces lead….


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