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2015

19

May

Eddie Petterson for Purienne of the Day

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According the my extensive journalistic research, this is Eddie Petterson’s ass by Purienne, who I still think is one of the better “naked for fashion” creeper photographers who walks the line of softcore porn and fashion porn all thanks to shooting models and not hooker porn chicks…

She’s Gluten Free, Sugar Free, Vegan…according to her instagram she’s not that famous…but she’s a food blogger, perpetuating healthy eating, because the world eats like shit, and because of that, don’t have asses like this, but should have asses like this, so follow her fucking program, and start by taking some before ass pics and sending them to me, because I like looking at pics of asses…

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2015

15

May

SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day

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Remember there was something called the Fappening…that no one really gave a fuck about…because people generally don’t give a fuck these days about anything but maybe people in their immediate circle naked…it’s like “Oh Jennifer Lawrence nude selfie, cool, who cares”….kind of generation…when I’m from a generation of “OMG Paris Hilton Flashed her Thong”…and people would take for the fucking year…

Anyway…she’s been cast as Supergirl…and I guess it is important to see her in her element…with condom…which is so rare these days and not very representative of a super girl attitude that all the hookers I know who don’t use condoms and let dudes cum in them think they have…

Doesn’t matter….you can google her nudes….

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2014

29

Aug

Holly Peers Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Her name is Holly Peers, you may or may not have heard of her, but by looking at her pictures you pretty much can figure out her deal. She gets naked, topless, or implied naked for magazines in the UK. She does it to get famous and to find herself a husband rich enough to buy her fancy things and give her the fancy life. That’s just what Glamour models do. They are some level of stripper, some level of hooker but more on the exhibitionist, getting published to increase their worth kick.

I don’t think this is life changing, or revolutionary, or even inspiring. But it is tits and I guess that’s enough for the sake of a blog post, because we like looking at tits, even if we aren’t sucking them or fucking them…or even getting beat up emotionally by them.

I don’t look down on any tricks being tricks. I think the world needs girls like this…mainly for miserable married dudes tired of their wife’s tits…but I guess still good for everyone.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2014

28

Aug

Lara Bingle Topless Beach of the Day

Lara Bingle is topless on the beach, because that’s her tits, are all she’s got going for her, so she might as well show them off in a situation where she can, all thanks to being located in Europe.

I don’t even know who or what Lara Bingle is…but I’m still looking, because topless girls on the beach are all worth looking at, and even photographing, because tits are magical…

In conclsion, topless girls on the beach, no matter how jankity, are worth staring at…intensely, until they get uncomfortable…even if they are worthless and that’s a fact.

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2014

15

Aug

April O’Neil is the Penthouse Babe of the Day

I figure what better way to celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for you virgin loser weirdos…that to showcase a porn model named April O’Neil…who did this pretty awesome set for PENTHOUSE…a magazine that I hold near and dear to my heart, because really the erotica they were producing in the late 70s was art…now it’s a little more vulgar…but it’s still part of a legacy that I can totally relate to and will forever feel a bond with….

I don’t know much about April O’Neil, I just know she’s pretty fucking glorious…at least in these pics…and at 4 am…these pics are all that matter…you can see her dirtier pics HERE


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Posted in:NSFW|Penthouse

2014

15

Aug

Bianca Tusher is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

I am a huge supporter of Cam girls. The reason is pretty simple. Girls can make money masturbating, something they do for free already, in the comfort of their own homes and make upwards of 20k a month doing it. I’m talking normal, everyday girls, in school who just realize that working Minimum wage is for idiots….not to mention, every girl loves to feel sexy…

That said, here is Bianca Tusher from her Twitter, because she’s one of our stepCAMGIRLS , who is totally down to let you watch her strip, masturbate, and have a good time…and you know what, that’s pretty fucking endearing.

I am all for regular girls being a little naughty for my entertainment, because in life there are no rules…


TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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2014

14

Aug

Louise Cliffe is Some UK Glamour Model in Photos of the Day

Apparently, Louise Cliffe is a UK Glamour model. I’ve never heard of her, but I think it is safe to assume that every girl with fat tits in the UK is a Glamour model. They are just too big or short to be actual models and the whole “Glamour” is an excuse to get a rich boyfriend…and or a life outside of stripping or cocktail waitressing.

Her claim to fame is being on UK Big Brother and marrying her co-star, because I guess when you meet a fame whore with equal horrible morals and values you have no choice but to lock them down.

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2014

13

Aug

Exotica99 is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

Her name is Exotica 99, I have a feeling that’s not her given name…and I also have a feeling that she’s one of the cam girls you can see on stepGIRLCAMS…masturbating in all her dreadlocked glory…something that I would normally not be into, since I like clean, proper, showered, groomed girls…but at 3 am when drunk, I’m thinking she looks like a lot of fun, and maybe the dreadlocks is something I can both convince her to have sex with…and love…because the rest of her is probably better than anything I’m fucking right now…

I am a fan of all girls who get naked on webcam.


TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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2014

12

Aug

Shyla Jennings is the Penthouse Pet of the Day

PENTHOUSE is a legendary publication. Along with Playboy and Hustler, they innovated the genre of nude photography in magazines for men to buy in local magazine stands to go home to jerk off with…

It is a magazine that I was always a huge fan of because they showed the pink…and a magazine that has influenced where fashion nudity is today…now that Nudity is everywhere…

So I am going to be showcasing as many of the PENTHOUSE PETS that I can for old times..

Tonight’s is a babe named Shyla Jennings, who lost her virginity at 15. She was born in 1985. And she’s a porn chick…but she’s also posted for Penthouse…showing the pink…which isn’t saying much since you can see her hardcore lesbian porn – but you can see her dirtier pics HERE


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Posted in:NSFW|Penthouse

2014

12

Aug

AJJupiter is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

Here at DrunkenStepfather we have created this amazing way to pass the time over at stepGIRLSCAMS….

Today’s stepGIRLCAM girl is named AJJupiter and she’s on some totally other level of awesome. Up on some hippie weirdness, that reminds me of a music festival, naked in a field, high on acid, all rocking’ a massive bush and hairy armpits…challenging my needs and wants – because bush is great, armpit hair not so much, but these tits…WTF…these tits…legendary….


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