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2013
30
May
Kelly Brook Nipple Does GQ Turkey of the Day
I guess it is appropriate that Kelly Brook would be in something from Turkey, since she’s been getting stuffed like a Turkey as often as she can if it meant climbing up that ladder of success.
I mean her career is based on a set of tits, there’s really only one way to get rich and famous from tits, especially considering most women, at least who aren’t Angelina Jolie have tits…steep competition…and sure her tits are great, but are they any better than other curvy girls with fat asses out there. The defining thing about her…is her ability to fuck the right people well enough that they are willing to get her jobs…
Not that it matters, here are the pics from the magazine looking as good as a meaty girl can…making me hungry and shit….
Posted in:Kelly Brook|NSFW
2013
30
May
Irina Shayk Topless Shoot of the Day
This is pretty exciting stuff…model and beard to some pro soccer player who is a huge deal in Europe is modelling with her tits exposed….her name is Irina Shayk, you’ve heard of her, and you’ll probably appreciate this throwback to when she first started modelling, on mail order bride sites before she won the lottery and was purchased by a pro athlete to keep him seemingly hetero….
I don’t know what this is for, or even if I’ve posted it before, I’m just glad it happened , unlike my mom when I was born.
Posted in:Irina Shayk|NSFW
2013
30
May
Emily Senko’s Tits for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day
This is not the first time I am posting tit pics of EMILY SENKO , but I feel like it is, because all these girls, no matter how lovely they are, pretty much all melt into one another and are virtually the exact fucking same.
This one is American, that one is South African, just show your tits you tall freak, and make a fortune doing it.
Not to mention keeping track of people I do fuck or want to fuck in real life is hard enough, my brain just can’t handle keeping track of bitches who get paid to show their tits, there are just too many of them, and ultimately, I care about them as much as they care about me, only I’ve seen their tits and now so have you.
Posted in:Emily Senko|NSFW
2013
28
May
Jenna Jonathan is the Glamour Model of the Day
Jenna Jonathan is on some MTV UK show called The Valleys, that I assume is their version of Jersey Shore….and this bitch is the Snooki, only unlike Snooki, who wanted to be a profession pasta eating pig to fit in with the real Italians, this one wants to be a Glamour model….
Her fake tits inspired by her idol Katie Price. They claim she’s got a Law Degree…and luckily for her it is all paying off for her…I mean if you’re a broken male attention seeking slut who had a fucked up childhood cuz daddy either touched her too much or too little, you might as well be getting in magazines, rather than stripclubs or other more dangerous places….this here is far more Glamourous….
Lucky for her guys have no standards, see tits and get excited, it is all it takes for them. I have facebook, I see what kinds of gremlins some of you fuck. They make this Jenna Jonathan, who finally made her dreams come true and all it took was getting topless, look like a Goddess….
It’s depressing but we gotta love these basic girls with basic dreams doing basic things when those things are topless.
Posted in:Jenna Jonathan|NSFW
2013
27
May
Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconou TItties for Vogue Paris of the Day
Hey Vogue Paris…this is an amazing fucking shoot.
The modesl are Anja Rubic and Andreea Diaconou and they look amazing at the beach, topless, bare assed, you have eyes, I don’t need to walk you through this, I just have to say that models are a magical thing, sent to us from Heaven, even if a trip to the local playground to see who is procreating, may make you lean towards thinking there is no god…it’s like every ugly person around gets knocked up….but the hope I do have is that two uglies make a hotty, you know some double negative shit, cuz the world needs a constant flow of bitches who look like this, especially now that hot bodies, thanks to processed foods and laziness, are getting rarer and rarer….it’s like only the genetically strong power through….and here are a couple reminding me life’s still worth living….
Posted in:Andreea Diaconou|Anja Rubik|NSFW
2013
27
May
Anais Pouliot Titties for MUSE of the Day
Anais Pouliot is from outside of Montreal. I live in Montreal. She’s a famous model or at least famous enough for always being naked or topless. I am a famous blogger who no one has ever heard of. I think for that reason alone, we should come together when she’s back in town, not that I care whether she comes or not, just as long as I do. Vaginas are too complicated for me to learn, I’m more of a stick my dick in, get off, move on kinda guy. I don’t need girls telling their friends how great a lover I am, cuz I’m not, I just need to drop load. I’m romantic like that, but maybe things would be different with this Anais chick, partially because her name is a re-spelling of ANUS, and partially because she’s hot, topless and in fashion magazines…a girl that having sex with would help my self esteem…because of her accomplishments….even if she looks kinda fat in these pics….that’s just the french girl way. They turn 25 and start melting. But I still like what I see.
Posted in:Anais Pouliot|NSFW
2013
24
May
MIley Cyrus’ Fake Titty Flash and Promo Shoot of the Day
I am a huge fan of Miley Cyrus.
Not because I like rich, spoiled, entitled cunts with a team of people who cater to her every need and have since she was a kid. You know, so detached from our reality that her reality is just fucking irritating, especially when her uneducated, hick twang starts yapping for demands….or maybe that is what I like about her…I mean she is a package deal, a tight little package deal, on some recently single rebellion, filled with re-inventing herself as a hip hop star, rockin’ a tight little body…that people call be gay for loving, and if it is in fact gay, I’ll go out and get AIDS and my own float at Pride this year to celebrate just how amazing this Miley creature is….I like her…..
This photoshoot is for her upcoming album. The topless pic may or may not be a fake. It isn’t the first of Miley’s nipples we’ve seen, so it could be legit, and really who cares if it isn’t, we can pretend and pretending is good enough for the internet….just ask any of the WOW / Second Life / Catfish freaks…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|NSFW
2013
24
May
Nicole Neal in a Superhero Themed Topless Shoot of the Day
I approve of girls who get paid to show their awesome tits…especially this Nicole Neal chick….cuz she’s actually got serious sex appeal….which is more than I can say for the other stripper looking bitches who these LAD MAGS in the UK hire.
I guess they are tired of broken down sluts, and figure they can ring in a whole new generation of girls who want the male attention thanks to the way daddy did or didn’t touch them growing up…..and shit is better than a real job….
Maybe I’m too hard on these girls, when I should be their number one supporter, because let’s face it, they do everything I want, except porn….until they pull a Farrah and try to next level their “Everyone already knows what I look like naked, I might as well fuck on camera to make a million instead of all this cock teasing a do all day, it’s only fair”….way.
She’s wearing some superhero underwear…cuz she knows who her market is.
Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW
2013
23
May
Katia Ivanova for Page 3 of the Day
My favorite thing about glamour model who probably doesn’t deserve to be a Glamour model even though any girl with tits they are willing to show off in pictures deserves to be a glamour model…..is that she can take a good beating for her prostitution….You know date a 70 year old billionaire in the Rolling Stones, take a few punches to the face (if that even happened), press charges, take a cash settlement, and go back to your insignificant whore life, this time in topless pictures instead of topless backstage at concerts……
She’s a new age, opportunist hooker, and life is way better than it was back in Russia.
Posted in:Katia Ivanova|NSFW
2013
23
May
Jodie Marsh is Rugged and Topless in Zoo of the Day
Jodie Marsh is a lot of fun and I am not just saying that because she has amusement park sized titties. oh right, I am saying it cuz she has ridiculous tits. Tits she’s made a career out of.
You know a 10,000 dollar or less investment that probably makes her 1/4 of a million dollars a year as a Glamour Model….who at one point in time dropped out of titty modeling to do steroids and body build , who didn’t care that steroids make women’s clits big, but who clearly is back…with all kinds of new tattoos like one of Michael Jackson on her arm. Weird….
Here she is modeling naked…
Posted in:Jodie Marsh|NSFW