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Archive for the NSFW Category
2013
03
Jun
Olga Rodionova for XXL Russia Tits of the Day
Olga Rodionova has some Russian tits! Old Russian Tits. She’s pushing 40. She’s a model who has seen better days and has done all kinds of shit, from Playboy to Vogue. She’s an actor who has been in such hits as “Trasure Raiders” and “Elevator”…and she owns a PR company.
She has since been knocked up by some Russian Billionaire, obviously, that’s what the hot ones do in Russia when they aren’t abducted by, eaten up by, seduced by the human trafficking sex trade by threats of their family being killed off.
Most importantly, she still models her titties because by the looks of them, they aren’t nearly as old as her….
What it comes down to is what can’t this girl do…typical product of communism…winning GOLDS in all she does.
Posted in:NSFW|Olga Rodionova
2013
03
Jun
Joanna Krupa Awesome Body in Topless Staged Pics of the Day
Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury.
The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model.
I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat.
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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW
2013
31
May
Anne Vyalitsina Tits for Elle France of the Day
As much as I like models who show their tits for their careers like they were strippers and/or pornstars, I have a hard time liking them when knowing Adam Levine has been inside them. It’s like as I stare at her nipples, all I hear is a whining Maroon 5 song, like her tits were speakers, that he used to suck on….music that I unfortunately know all the lyrics to, because he is the devil and is brainwashing us through the radio.
But here’s his ex-pussy modelling proper despite my hatred for her bad decision making when it comes to thinks to put inside her.
Posted in:Anne Vyalitsina|NSFW
2013
31
May
Heidi Klum Attacked by a Naked Protestor of the Day
I don’t care what these girls are protesting, I am going to assume based on their sloppy bodies, that it has something to do with hating skinny girls, because that’s what all the corporations want girls to be protesting, you know feel empowered to bully skinny girls who get paid millions to look good, encouraging other girls to use Rosie or Roseanne as their idols or that new Australian from Pitch Perfect, instead of skinny girls….all to increase sales of fast food, to make the world a lazier place that doesn’t protest, who are addicted to anti-depressants and rely on diabetes medication…health and fitness is the one thing the government and big business doesn’t want.
What it comes down to is that I totally endorse all protests that involve tits…even if I am totally into models and their skinny long bodies.
Posted in:Heidi Klum|NSFW
2013
30
May
Kelly Brook Nipple Does GQ Turkey of the Day
I guess it is appropriate that Kelly Brook would be in something from Turkey, since she’s been getting stuffed like a Turkey as often as she can if it meant climbing up that ladder of success.
I mean her career is based on a set of tits, there’s really only one way to get rich and famous from tits, especially considering most women, at least who aren’t Angelina Jolie have tits…steep competition…and sure her tits are great, but are they any better than other curvy girls with fat asses out there. The defining thing about her…is her ability to fuck the right people well enough that they are willing to get her jobs…
Not that it matters, here are the pics from the magazine looking as good as a meaty girl can…making me hungry and shit….
Posted in:Kelly Brook|NSFW
2013
30
May
Irina Shayk Topless Shoot of the Day
This is pretty exciting stuff…model and beard to some pro soccer player who is a huge deal in Europe is modelling with her tits exposed….her name is Irina Shayk, you’ve heard of her, and you’ll probably appreciate this throwback to when she first started modelling, on mail order bride sites before she won the lottery and was purchased by a pro athlete to keep him seemingly hetero….
I don’t know what this is for, or even if I’ve posted it before, I’m just glad it happened , unlike my mom when I was born.
Posted in:Irina Shayk|NSFW
2013
30
May
Emily Senko’s Tits for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day
This is not the first time I am posting tit pics of EMILY SENKO , but I feel like it is, because all these girls, no matter how lovely they are, pretty much all melt into one another and are virtually the exact fucking same.
This one is American, that one is South African, just show your tits you tall freak, and make a fortune doing it.
Not to mention keeping track of people I do fuck or want to fuck in real life is hard enough, my brain just can’t handle keeping track of bitches who get paid to show their tits, there are just too many of them, and ultimately, I care about them as much as they care about me, only I’ve seen their tits and now so have you.
Posted in:Emily Senko|NSFW
2013
28
May
Jenna Jonathan is the Glamour Model of the Day
Jenna Jonathan is on some MTV UK show called The Valleys, that I assume is their version of Jersey Shore….and this bitch is the Snooki, only unlike Snooki, who wanted to be a profession pasta eating pig to fit in with the real Italians, this one wants to be a Glamour model….
Her fake tits inspired by her idol Katie Price. They claim she’s got a Law Degree…and luckily for her it is all paying off for her…I mean if you’re a broken male attention seeking slut who had a fucked up childhood cuz daddy either touched her too much or too little, you might as well be getting in magazines, rather than stripclubs or other more dangerous places….this here is far more Glamourous….
Lucky for her guys have no standards, see tits and get excited, it is all it takes for them. I have facebook, I see what kinds of gremlins some of you fuck. They make this Jenna Jonathan, who finally made her dreams come true and all it took was getting topless, look like a Goddess….
It’s depressing but we gotta love these basic girls with basic dreams doing basic things when those things are topless.
Posted in:Jenna Jonathan|NSFW
2013
27
May
Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconou TItties for Vogue Paris of the Day
Hey Vogue Paris…this is an amazing fucking shoot.
The modesl are Anja Rubic and Andreea Diaconou and they look amazing at the beach, topless, bare assed, you have eyes, I don’t need to walk you through this, I just have to say that models are a magical thing, sent to us from Heaven, even if a trip to the local playground to see who is procreating, may make you lean towards thinking there is no god…it’s like every ugly person around gets knocked up….but the hope I do have is that two uglies make a hotty, you know some double negative shit, cuz the world needs a constant flow of bitches who look like this, especially now that hot bodies, thanks to processed foods and laziness, are getting rarer and rarer….it’s like only the genetically strong power through….and here are a couple reminding me life’s still worth living….
Posted in:Andreea Diaconou|Anja Rubik|NSFW
2013
27
May
Anais Pouliot Titties for MUSE of the Day
Anais Pouliot is from outside of Montreal. I live in Montreal. She’s a famous model or at least famous enough for always being naked or topless. I am a famous blogger who no one has ever heard of. I think for that reason alone, we should come together when she’s back in town, not that I care whether she comes or not, just as long as I do. Vaginas are too complicated for me to learn, I’m more of a stick my dick in, get off, move on kinda guy. I don’t need girls telling their friends how great a lover I am, cuz I’m not, I just need to drop load. I’m romantic like that, but maybe things would be different with this Anais chick, partially because her name is a re-spelling of ANUS, and partially because she’s hot, topless and in fashion magazines…a girl that having sex with would help my self esteem…because of her accomplishments….even if she looks kinda fat in these pics….that’s just the french girl way. They turn 25 and start melting. But I still like what I see.
Posted in:Anais Pouliot|NSFW