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2012
22
Oct
Emily Ratajkowski Nude Pics to Start the Week of the Day
I am the most inconsistent person on the internet….true fucking story…when this Emily Ratajkowski bitch first dropped…I was excited…I thought…shit…this girls a fucking babe and she gets naked in fashion shoots…while trying to launch an acting career…that’s amazing….and so I started POSTING ON HER JOURNEY…like it fucking mattered…
I even posted THE PHOTOSHOOT THESE OUTTAKES ARE FROM …..
But now all I see is phony LA bullshit….maybe I’m just not horny cuz my wife is hard breathing next to me and giving me the eye….
Seriously…Implants, Fake Lips….starvation…fake hotness that makes a bitch look like she’s morphing into a tranny…
I still like looking at her…and I dig that she does erotica on her quest to fame and fortune…and I dig that her nakedness is all that is working for her in that quest….
But I think I jumped the gun…she’s not as hot as I originally thought….
But then again this may all stem from the fact she’s blocked me on twitter.
I’m sensitive.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2012
22
Oct
Maine Zumba Hooker Popsicle Video of the Day
You probably already know this story….about the zumba class prostitution ring that is a pretty clever idea…if zumba was sexy….but maybe the fact that it isn’t sexy is what makes it so clever…I mean a stripper pole dance class prostitution ring would just be too fucking cliche….
If this is news to you…..here’s an update….
Alexis Wright, a 29-year-old Zumba instructor charged with running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio in Kennebunk, Maine, pleaded not guilty Tuesday. Wright is facing 106 counts of prostitution, violation of privacy, tax evasion and allegedly providing sex for money.
Well…apparently there’s videos of the leader fucking a popsicle…and I guess that’s all that really matters when it comes to prostitution rings…you know good old fashioned frozen treats in pussy on video…even if it has nothing to do with prostitution rings…but does have to do with a sexy, refreshing time.
Amazing video of a girl who has her priorities straight….
2012
19
Oct
Alyona Subbotina for Treats! Magazine of the Day
I just recently found out that one of my friends runs Treats! Magazine….and I got excited because I actually really love what they are doing….they have merged porn, erotica and fashion, which is pretty much what I would like to be doing…and they recruited some of the hottest fucking models like this Alyona Subbotina to be in it….they figured out the master fucking formula and maybe I should ask for a fucking job…ideally as a fluffer for these awesome models….Keep up the good work…cuz this shit is hot.
Posted in:Alyona Subbotina|NSFW
2012
17
Oct
Gina Gershon’s Rockin’ Bush in Killer Joe of the Day
I’ve never heard of Killer Joe…but people seem to care about it because some 23 year old actor named Juno Temple , who I’ve never really heard of cuz I don’t pay attention, is in it and has a sex scene in it, but for some reason, I’m more into the MILFs pushing 50 with awesome hard nipples and a massive fucking bush…cuz I’m weird like that….it happens…you know some days you want the veterans and other days you want the virgins…life is all about balance…
If you want to download the Juno Temple clip, cuz old lady bush that has no white hair in it, isn’t your thing click her
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Posted in:Gina Gershon|Juno Temple|NSFW
2012
17
Oct
Alysha Nett, Danielle Sharp and Other Ladies Naked for Front of the Day
I don’t really know who these girls are – I am just happy they exist…and I am happy companies like Front UK go out of there way to take pictures of them for all of us perverts to look at….because when I ask girls to get topless for you in exchange for internet fame and glory to a bunch of loser virgin weirdos….they just laugh and me and that hurts my feelings…but FRONT like all the other men’s magazines have this shit on lock down…they probably have girls sending them titty pics all fucking day…throwing themselves at the chance for this level of fame and glory that’s not fame and glory at all…but a hell of a lot better than working at the mall selling hand cream to old ladies…or whatever shit job these girls are capable of based on their skill set…
Posted in:Alysha Nett|NSFW
2012
17
Oct
Janelle Fishman for Terry Richardson in 2000 of the Day
Here are some throwback thursday on wednesday scans of some model named Janelle Fishman from Israel, for Terry Richardson, taken back in 2000, because photo evidence of naked photo decision making is forever…2000 was back when Terry Richardson was a serious pervert hipster photographer for Vice, before getting the love and support from the entire fashion industry and becoming the biggest, highest earning pervert fashion photographer of all time….cuz motherfucker played his pervert right….and not cuz he’s that good at taking pics but he is good at getting girls naked…and really I’m only posting this cuz she’s naked so I guess that’s all that matters.
Here are the pics.
Posted in:Janelle Fishman|NSFW
2012
16
Oct
Elsa Hosk Titties for Victory Journal of the Day
ELSA HOSK is a babe.
I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….we are at that romantic stage in our relationship where we can stand each other, and everything she does, even if it has been done before by her and other Swedish models seems fresh, new and lovely as fuck…It will never be played out….and until her shitty personality gets shoved down my face day after day until the point in which I need to avoid her and go out drinking with friends to just not be at home…I support her every move….not that I’ve met her or ever will but you get what I’m saying….and that is that topless pics are the best.
This is some Mohammed Ali tribute photoshoot for those of you who like models who pretend to be boxers…while topless….
2012
15
Oct
Elisa Sednaoui Showing Titties For Lascivious Lingerie of the Day
This is how a lingerie shoot is supposed to be shot. The model is named Elisa Sednaoui, she’s Italian, born in 1987, and lovely to look at, which is probably why she’s a model, but the interesting thing about this is that as a company hits the market, knowing they are up against Victoria’s Secret, the best strategy to compete is to step up the boring fucking catalog shots, because they haven’t changed since the 80s…..and if I’m buying lingerie for a chick, or at least jerking off to lingerie catalogs, it is meant to be fucking sexy….it is meant to be worn when getting fucked, and this Lascivious company brings it…I appreciate that.
Posted in:Elisa Sednaoui|NSFW
2012
12
Oct
On The Road Hits Theaters Today of the Day
Since On The Road hits theaters today….even though I never do this kind of thing….you know promoting new releases I am not paid to promote…even if they are movies I want to see….or am interested in….but figure why not, since Kristen Stewart flashes her tits in it…..
Not that I am a fan of Kristen Stewart….or going to the movies….but I might as well start the day beating that dead horse with my dick…or is the expression beating a dead whore with my dick….either way, I’ve posted them there titty flash screenshots before … they are old news….but for today….a reminder that she’s not any better in video than she is in pictures of said video….isn’t quite erotic unless you, unlike Paul Ryan, like incest that didn’t end in abortion….cuz that’s what she look like
Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW