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2012
31
Oct
Alexi Wasser Nipples in a Bra of the Day
Alexi Wasser is some 31 year old actor who I may never heard of…because I don’t live in LA and I am not a scenester…and her major roles include being “Female Student” in Art School Confidential…..apparently she’s on that HBO shit Girls about fat hipsters getting laid….but I don’t watch that shit….but more importantly….she was in PURPLE flashing her bra, showing nipple, while being pretty cute, even for a 31 year old doing it…and that’s why I’m posting her…cuz fun girls are the best girls.
Posted in:Alexi Wasser|NSFW
2012
31
Oct
Throwback Lara Stone Nude Photoshoot of the Day
The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere.
These pics were taken in 2007, long before Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting her honey moon pics….and long before I called her out for having a shitty ass….and long before I re-fell in love with her awesome fucking tits…
If you want to see MY LARA STONE TIMELINE OF OUR TURBULENT RELATIONSHIP CLICK HERE
I’ve posted these pics before – but I like to think of them as a reminder of Halloween, now that she’s wearing her 5 year older and married costume everyday of her fucking life.
Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW
2012
30
Oct
Rosie Jones and Other Glamour Models in some 2013 Calendar Outtakes of the Day
So Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sam Cooke, India Reynolds, Kelly Hall and Emily O’Hara and other interchangeable, yet equally lovely Glamour models, who get paid, probably very little cuz it comes with fame, to get topless…..and I am posting it cuz this is how Halloween is done, even though this isn’t for Halloween, but that’s just it…get slutty and in costume every fucking day, not just for a weekend or week in October…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it doesn’t matter…but here are topless pics of some Glamour models…and they are amazing…
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2012
29
Oct
Anja Rubik Titties in Vogue France of the Day
Anja Rubik is a model. She has shown her tits a lot….and that makes me like her a lot…cuz I like tits a lot…especially on bitches getting paid to show their tits…because it makes their tits feel more valuable…like some kind of commodity I need to get in my mouth….because every day girls don’t get paid to show their tits…so their tits aren’t as good or worth as much….at least that’s what I’m getting out of this fashion shoot…but then again maybe I’m looking into this from a totally distorted perspective….maybe since this is Vogue…she’s not actually paid to show her tits…she’s paid to show off clothes…the tits are just accidental or used to accentuate the clothes…that must be it….but I’ll just focus on the tits.
Posted in:Anja Rubik|NSFW
2012
29
Oct
Zosia Nowak Model Tits for Elle Greece of the Day
You have probably never heard of Zosia Nowak and either have I….probably because she’s a 20 year old model…pretty new to the game…from Poland and working out of Greece…the land that invented modern anal sex facilitated with olive oil lubricant…because if you throw a little spice, cucumber, tomato and feta in the mix…you got your*self a good cum and shit filled salad…nutritious and delicious….and it is not even gay if it is with your old male philosopher teacher…it is considered and honor…this is Sparta motherfucker….and this post has nothing to do with the issue at hand…and that issue is that Zosia…my favorite model out of Greece…and not only because she is the only model out of Greece I know…but also because she’s willing to show nipple for fashion and fashion without nipple isn’t fashion at all….Am I right or am I right?
Posted in:NSFW|Zosia Nowak
2012
29
Oct
Nettie Harris Hairy “It” Girl for Terry Richardson of the Day
I didn’t know who Nettie Harris was, so I googled her and saw that she was getting some play….people were talking about her…and she posed nude….so watched this video interview to get a better grasp of who she is…..not because I finnd her hot or because I like girls who don’t shave their armpits…but because I find that disgusting…and the fact that a girl doing something so disgusting is getting ahead or attention based on that….fascinates me….it’s some real hipster shit….
Here’s that interview with her…..
Here are some pics of her….shot by Terry Richardson….that are helping put her hair fucking ass on the map…
I didn’t watch the whole interview…so I still don’t know who the fuck she is….I just know she’s got serious bush….and there’s nothing more erotic than cumming all over a serious bush….it is a fetish of mine…ever since bald pussy equated to Jersey Shore and Kardashians in my mind.
Posted in:Nettie Harris|NSFW
2012
25
Oct
Melissa Debling Naked Housework for Zoo of the Day
My days are not complete unless I rip off a photo set from one of the UK Lad mags I am amazed actually exist and that people actually buy….even though I am not amazed the models exist…cuz there are naughty, exhibitionist, slutty girls everywhere that just need a little coaxing and proding and promises of fame and fortune to objectify themselves in the best kind of way…..naked and topless….this coulda been a stripper or a school teacher or a pornstar…but instead she’s a housewife…just cleaning up the house properly…unless of course these are staged…in which case I feel lied to……but here are the pics anwyay…cuz a girl looking like this cleaning your house, even if she’s faking it is amazing…while your wife cleaning your house dressed like this is a scary fucking disgusting mess you’d like to avoid…making this all the better fantasy….cuz you know real hot girls date guys who can afford to pay someone to do the cleaning and they only get naked for the pool boy….
Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW
2012
24
Oct
Alice Goodwin Naked for Zoo of the Day
I don’t know why I ever hated on Glamour Models…because Glamour Models are amazing.
They are the vehicle for busty girls on the fence about getting topless to pretend they are international models…you know the kind of girl who would otherwise be working as a bartender cockteasing all night….instead of stripping where she belongs…cuz stripping is below her…faced with the fame of being a Glamour Model…that can’t be refused…
So I get to see their tits, that I’d never otherwise see, and they are always worth looking at, as tits tend to be….they get to pretend they are important or that they matter, and it is a win win for everyone involved.
Her name is Alice Goodwin and I don’t know who the fuck she is, but I can describe her tits in 10 words or less….starting with Lovely.
Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW
2012
24
Oct
Danica Thrall Presents 101 Topless TV Stars of the Day
This is an amazing article and that’s all there is to it. I mean what better way to celebrate a pretty bullshit list that may not be life changing or genius, and that may not have taken much more than a google search by an intern and an hour to compile…of “girls who have been topless who have been on TV at least once and we’ll just pretend they are stars…”….coupled with no fear of a lawsuit from the evil paparazzi and film companies who always threaten to sue me for posting clips of girls topless in their movies and Tv shows….
than to have a Glamour model present the shit by getting topless….Danica Thrall looks hot…and 101 screen caps of bitches showing tits…isn’t all that bad either….if anything there’s something for everyone in there…like a menu at a family chain of restaurants, the titty version….I’m just glad I didn’t order the white sauce…
Good job NUTS on this masterpiece…
Posted in:Danica Thrall|NSFW
2012
24
Oct
Some Boardwalk Empire Nudity of the Day
Gretchen Mol and Anne Bergstedt Jordanova were naked in Boardwalk Empire, which aired last Sunday, which means I am 3 days late on the shit, which I blame on being in Central America, where the Coca Cola is half the price of the bottled water owned by Coca Cola, where there are no TVs or Internets in my cabana in the jungle, where the prostitutes are large in their ass and flat in their tits, but some have dicks….and where the handjobs have been weak and lacked conviction….so keeping up on the shit, while trying to stay alive, for a show that you’ve probably seen already, even if it is the best parts of said show….is not exactly a priority….but you know what, I’ll do it for you anyway….because I believe in the progression of Television…from shitty sitcoms to hardcore porn…it is all about evolution….
Gretchen Mol….
Anne Bergstedt Jordanova….
Posted in:Anne Bergstedt Jordanova|Boardwalk Empire|Gretchen Mol|NSFW