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2012

25

Jul

Jessica Clark Naked in True Blood of the Day

Jessica Clark is some openly lesbian dyke who is so lesbian that she is married to another lesbian that isn’t even Ellen so it isn’t for a social climb, but instead for a hatred of cock and a love for eating pussy, because either she was raped, molested as a child or has some kind of hormonal imbalance, since genetically, it makes no sense for a woman to not like cock, it’s against the natural process of their vaginas…

What is also against the natural process of a vagina, is whatever the fuck True Blood made Jessica Clark attach to her lesbian, possible but unlikely, virgin vagina to make her look like she’s naked, but instead makes her look like someone glued some weirdness on her twat….

But she’s naked on TV and that’s the real progress in what she does….the dick hating lesbian shit is just annoying.

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2012

25

Jul

Dree Hemingway’s Nipple for Interview Magazine of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a product of nepotism, but then again so is pretty much anyone who is rich in America…if it isn’t who your grandfather or great grandfather is….and who everyone inter-married in the upper crust of society each generation in between, then it is who’s dick you sucked….and often times these rich society blue blooded American royalty are so broken that it is a solid mix of both….and I know rich girls getting naked for attention and money they don’t need….is rich girls only doing it for attention….trying to make herself relevant onee nipple flash at a time…and that in and of itself…make this otherwise barely attractive girl a model I don’t mind lookin’ at…there’s so much depth to her issues….but then again it is just a nipple…no big deal.

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2012

24

Jul

Pixie Geldof Topless in Ibizia of the Day



I don’t hate the Geldof sisters as much as I used to…mainly because I just don’t care to hate anything…it takes too much work…

They are just harmless rich girls doing their thing and the UK media happens to love following them around….because the UK Media are passionate about their celebrities and their daughters….so passionate that they were paid to kill Princess Diana by the Royal Family……

I don’t find them hot…or deserving of any modeling campaigns they land just because their dad is Bob Geldoff and their mom killed herself in 2000 on her fucking birthday….

If anything I find it obnoxious and taking opportunity away from actual hot girls who need the money and exposure, cuz they don’t have a ridiculous trust fund to finance a ridiculous life like these Geldoff girls….

But I do appreciate any bitch topless on a beach in Europe, even if tits are just tits, and not worth celebrating, especially these fucking tits that need a bit of work, but even if tits are just tits, I still like em….


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Posted in:NSFW|Pixie Geldof

2012

24

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Muse Magazine of the Day


Candice Swanepoel showed her tits in Muse because that’s what being a top model that people should hire for crazy money is all about….she needs the people to know she’s willing to do anything for a job cuz she knows her window of opportunity is now…and any model who show her tits, especially at her level is good….serious work ethic cuz she gets she won the lottery….I also appreciate that unlike every other model doing what she does…she hasn’t got implants….She’s a fucking keeper….at least until she turns 30.

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2012

23

Jul

Carly Rae Jepsen “Alleged” Shitty Blowjob Video Publicity Stunt of the Day

Carly Rae Jepsen is some horrible popstar who Beiber found on the internet and turned into this fucking star with that song “Call me Maybe” … I only hear about her the past couple of days, but that song is huge and everywhere, so it would make sense that the day after the Teen Choice Awards, a shitty blowjob video would drop…

She’s Canadian, she’s 26, she’s not hot, she’s got a shitty hipster vibe, and since all girls, especially hipsters are into being wild and crazy and in sex tapes, especially girls who want to be famous, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is her….but she’s denying it, as they all do, and I’m too lazy to find out any more about her than I already have….

I am kinda more into the Minka Kelly Sex Tape they’ve been talking about on the gossip mags…cuz at least she’s hot, but here’s Carly Rae or an imposter pretending to be her…giving a horrible blowjob that would explain the lyrics to her song or why she has to go out sourcing dudes….

Posted in:Carly Rae Jepsen|NSFW

2012

23

Jul

Coco’s Fat Hairy Pussy Flash of the Day

Coco is fat and disgusting….but as far as I’m concerned she’s looking her best in these pics. I hate the photoshoots she does and promotes…..but seeing her wasted, sloppy, with lipstick marks on her greasy face and fat hanging over her knees, while more importantly flashing her hairy, unkempt, gunt that is hanging over her actual twat….. kinda justifies the way she is.

You know, you expect whore behavior from a fat, drunk pig who loves attention and that the cameras are on her….leading to her casually seeing her pussy that she didn’t plan to show off cuz if she did she’d shave the shit…but was probably too busy eating donuts to bother….and not from a sober fat bitch who was once a hooker but who married a rich guy so she would never have to be a sloppy fucking whore flashing her unkempt gunt to the paparazzi….unless she really wanted to be…

Either way, as great as these pics are, they’re pretty disturbing….and I like that.


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2012

23

Jul

Jessie Andrews is Naked at the Chateau Marmont for Terry Richardson of the Day

Jessie Andrews is some 20 year old pornstar who all the hipsters love because she looks like one of them. You know all small titties, ratty hair, bush….but more importantly cuz hipsters, despite the way they market themselves, are all a bunch of fucking followers, who need to be told what’s up, and this Jessie Andrews bitch, is one of those things they’ve been told to jerk off into their 70s inspired American Apparel Tube Sock to….and in keeping himself at the top of the hipster movement, Terry Richardson shot some pics of her, that I assume are the continuation of THIS SHOOT FROM FEBRUARY ….and that I also assume doesn’t matter when they were taken, cuz you still jerk off to stills of Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy the Vampire Slayer…cuz you are pathetic….and I guess so am I, because endorsing by posting nude pics of 20 year olds who fuck on camera would be frowned upon if I was a respectable man in society, you know, the responsible thing would be to talk her out of it and convince her there are other ways to make money that don’t involve being a hooker, but luckily, I am not respectable, in fact, I have no hope….and either will Jessie Andrews in 10 years, but we don’t have to worry about that…

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Posted in:Jessie Andrews|NSFW

2012

23

Jul

Rebecca Ferdinando See Through at the Dark Knight Premiere of the Day

I like this Rebecca Ferdinando bitch’s commitment to the cause….She’s 27 and has accomplished very fucking little in terms of her career, which is ok if you’re working towards an actual career and not one that is strictly dependent on your looks, cuz after 25, 98 percent of girls peak and plummit into the depths of hell……so she’s fighting the fucking clock….and in fighting the fucking clock, she’s used her connections from being in one movie no one has ever heard of, and got herself to a big premiere for Dark Knight in the UK, where she knew the media would be going nuts, and she did it in a see through dress, so that she’d stand out amongst the other attention seekers, which I guess is a better way to get noticed than shooting everyone in the theater….because titties are non-violent…..


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2012

23

Jul

Christina Milian Miami Beach Mom Nipple of the Day

Christina Milian was a bit of an attention seeking slut back when she had her one-hit-wonder video called “Dip it Low”, where she rolled around in mud or something similar that I am sure a lot of people jerked off to, because it was before the internet was really mainstream, and in a time when masturbation material came from a lot of creative sources….like music videos, magazines, panties you found a the laundromat, etc.

And like all sluts, she went out and got pregant, basically throwing in the towel, and realizing at this stage of the game, doctors have seen her spread open, men have seen her spread open, her body isn’t what it once was, but it’ll still get noticed, so who cares, let’s step up the slut, flash nipple, and does all the great things she should have been doing when she was younger, back before becoming secure in her slut behavior…if you know what I mean.

Here are a couple of pics she posted on twitter in her bikini….



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Posted in:Christina Milian|NSFW

2012

20

Jul

Kristen Stewart Tits in On the Road of the Day

There are rumors going around that Kristen Stewart got breast implants, and the real issue in the whole thing is that people actually care about Kristen Stewart’s breasts, because let’s face it she’s average at best, and most girls with uneventful tits like Kristen Stewart, always end up getting implants, they just do the expensive kind that give them a little more natural look, instead of some shit that looks like tennis balls, and really, I have no idea if her tits are the real ones or the fake ones in this scene, they look real to me and if they are fake, they were a huge waste of money…

This is a new movie that I will see and probably won’t get shot at, because it comes with little hype, few line-ups on opening night, no midnight showings, and people who see these kinds of movies aren’t usually in costume, freaky fan boys who play too many videogames and have too much anger cuz no girl will fuck them….

This is her attempt to separate herself from that world, you know to go from blockbuster star to actual actor while she’s at the top, even though she can’t act…..but she can get topless and that’s all movies are good for anyway…..and here is the evidence….

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