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2012

19

Jul

Cintia Dicker Titties for Status Magazine July 2012 of the Day

Cintia Dicker is a hot Brazilian model who is probably rocking a set of fake tits and that is why she doesn’t mind showing them off for the photographers, or maybe she doesn’t mind showing off her tits cuz she’s a models, and that’s what models do in order to get paid, and get out of Brazil so that they can live the American Dream by marrying billionaires….who knows…I just know I’ve never banged a redhead, they used to disgust me and now I want one…. and she’s the trophy redhead and that makes these pics of her all the more special for me….Keep up the good work you hot little slut.

Posted in:Cintia Dicker|NSFW

2012

19

Jul

The Girls of Nuts Summer Special 2012 of the Day

Here are the NUTS girls….Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Sophie Howard, Emma Glover, Jessica-Jane Clement, Rosie Jones, etc…topless for some summer photoshoot reminding us that NUTS has the winning fucking formula….so many girls with great tits who aren’t cut to be actual models…are willing to model topless so long as it is classy and not porn….even though dudes everywhere jerk off to them….even though they aren’t cut out to be actual models…but are just willing to model topless….

I mean you don’t even have to pay these bitches much, just sign them up and pay them more than they make working the cash at the grocery store….

It’s awesome and here are some pics from their summer special…cuz it is summer and you shouldn’t be on a computer….

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Rosie Jones

2012

18

Jul

Nicole Kidman’s Sex Scene in Hemingway & Gellhorn of the Day

Nicole Kidman, who I like to refer to as the original Tom Cruise escapee, because I guess her contract was up, but based on her face and all the work she’s had done to it, her mind never fully recovered from the Scientology and fronting that her man wasn’t a homo, despite all their adopted kids, is in Hemingway & Gellhorn and she fucks in it, and this is the clip, that I didn’t watch, because I’ve seen Nicole Kidman naked at her prime, and even that wasn’t all that awesome, so I can only assume, this is not that awesome either, but I’ll post it anyway like it was my job, even though I don’t have a job…..

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|NSFW

2012

17

Jul

Chanelle Hayes Nude in Nuts of the Day

Chanelle Hayes is some useless Big Brother UK contestent, who went on to become a Glamor Model and according her her WIKIPEDIA, a business woman, who I assume is in the business of showing off her saggy mom tits in photoshoots for lad mags, which makes sense becasue that’s what fucking whores do….I mean along with getting knocked up on purpose by famous Footballers (soccer players), 3 months after heated break-up that led to her trying to kill herself, that baby making vagina doubles as a fucking trap, maybe that it why these pics have some wierd light flare coming from her mom pussy, that I assumed was special effects, that I now think may just be natural….

Either way, here are her crazy, drama filled mom saggers…that remind me of a bitch I used to know, who was in the park this morning with her baby, cockteasing with her cleavage, only to get mad at me when I asked when Feeding time was….whores are all the fucking same…..


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Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW

2012

17

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Naked For GQ Germany August 2012 of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely ignores me on Instagram, I assume it is cuz I am not a bald millionaire with muscles who can help her propel her career that is pretty much not that active in acting, but luckily that she can take back to modeling, and not just any modeling, nude, titties for Fashion modeling, cuz once a girl gets naked to launch her career, it is easy to get naked to try to maintain it or next level it and I am into that…

Here are her tits for GQ Germany….and they are lookin’ good.

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2012

16

Jul

Melissa Stasiuk Titties for Fashion of the Day

Melissa Stasiuk is from Argentina. She’s with NEXT Modeling agency. She is virtually an unknown…making movies with famous photographers to secure her place in the world and in doing that she needs to get naked for fashion or really naked for her career…like a common whore only far more socially acceptable…and here are her tits….not that they are anything to get excited for, because even if she makes it as a top model, she’ll be consistently topless, so I guess this is just a preview of what’s to come….that if you are creative you can probably come to.

Posted in:Melissa Stasiuk|NSFW

2012

16

Jul

Madonna’s Miserable Boob Flash for Attention of the Day

I am on summer vacation, even though my life is a vacation, sure it is a poverty striken, third world country, trailer park version of a vacation, but unemployed, all the time in the world, and old weathered toothless prositutes, which was the theme of the weekend because she was willing to suck me off for 5 US Dollars…are more fun than posting pictures of Madonna, who has a lot in common with that toothless discount whore…..because both are willing to humiliate themselves with their little integrity and dignity in efforts to get a little attention or to make a little money….despite being too old and too tired and victims of having seen better days….but one has no fucking choice but to do it for the next fix…while Madonna has no excuse other than ego…She’s the worst and this titty flash trick to get noticed may work…but it is not as awesome as it would have been if she wasn’t 90 fucking years old.

Here’s her new video – where she’s doing the lady gaga – pantsless, shitty music, but in her 60s…..

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2012

13

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless for a “Ketchup” Shoot of the Day

Rosie Jones is proof that if you have an average looking face and a hot body, with rockin’ tits, all your dreams can come true, because guys love great tits, and will ignore an average looking face in order to get to them, something most average girls don’t grasp as they work their shitty 9-5 jobs for minimum wage…all it takes is a little exploitation and you can be a Glamour Model too, and really it’s not all that explotitive, in fact you end up a millionaire, while keeping your shitty job, will if you’re lucky make you 6 figures after 20 years of service, if all pans out like it is supposed to, but you get 4 weeks vacation which is nice enough when not compared to a life that is a fucking vacation of these Glamour models, who are only different from you cuz they pose topless….

I have no idea when these pics are for or what they are for…but I now that information doesn’t matter cuz she’s topless…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

13

Jul

Sherlyn Chopra Tweets her Playboy Nude Shoot of the Day

While I was sleeping in, Indian “Model, Singer and Actress” Sherlyn Chopra, who used to be called Mona Chopra, and who I can only assume has a lot of fucking fans, cuz India’s got a billion people annd a good percentage of them must be into their hot local pussy….provided they can afford computers, I saw Slumdog Millionaire, I know how it works…but not well enough to get them to all worship me, cuz being coveted in India would lead to a lot of palaces, pussy and good times…

But enough about me, this Sherlyn bitch, who was in a lot of b-grade Bollywood movies, which is a funny concept, cuz I have seen some A-List Bollywood movies and they look like they are shot on VHS…..so B-grade must be some webcam shit with sound badly synced….

Not that it mattrs, because at 28, she’s decided it is time to make it in America, the tried, tested and true PLAYBOY way….only she was clever enough to tweet some nude pics to generate some buzz.

Indian, smart in ore than just call centers, medicine, engineering and making food that makes me shit myself.

Posted in:NSFW|Sherlyn Chopra

2012

12

Jul

Jessica Miller Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jessica Miller is some model who is showing her tits for fashion because that is what models do…especially when they are pushing 30 and from Las Vegas, well aware of what happens to the Showgirls who never showed their tits, or showed their tits in the wrong venue, who are now fat and married to a slot machine, probably a lot like her mother, who helped her do this legit fashion thing, and I made that whole story up, it is purely fantasy, except maybe for the fact that bitch is in a photoshoot showing her tits like a stripper getting paid, only hoping for exposure and that works out perfectly for me.

Posted in:Jessica Miller|NSFW