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2012
12
Jul
Breastfeeding Picture of the Day
I have a thing for bitches who breast feed in public, cuz they are usually on some feminist mission to prove some kind of point that breast feeding is natural and should be a human right, while I get to see titties for fucking free, and more importantly, milk filled titties that I normally would never see cuz they are suburban wives who don’t talk to my kind….It is the kind of shit that I sing love songs to myself while tending to my erection through my pocket, the natural process of life from mother to child is so erotic, so long as she keeps her vagina in her pants and I don’t have to deal with that stiched up mess…..
Someone sent this into me, and it made my day, so I decided to share it with you, cuz to some of us, these feminist hippie bitches on a mission to get breast feeding pics legal on Facebook in werd coilitions, are the only tits you get to see whne you leave your house…
2012
11
Jul
Mariana Nude Modeling for Terry Richardson of the Day
Mariana is some no name hipster chick who was probably picked up by old, creepy, perverted Terry Richardson at some bar, and freaked the fuck out at the brush with “fame”, sucked in by the fact that he offered to shoot her, you know feeding her ego knowing that this is the guy who shoots top models, asking her, leading to her cheating on her boyfriend of 3 years to get up on his dick and get naked for his camera, showing off her rockin’ no name tits we’d otherwise never be able to see, if it wasn’t for Terry Richardson’s celebrity and the fact that he’s trying to keep it real…and as lame as he is and as boring as his pics are…this kind of thing works for me.
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
11
Jul
Lene Nystrom (Singer From Aqua) Fake Titties in a Magazine of the Day
This is hot tip came in last night, but I was too busy trying to rip my eyes out of my head after seeing a horrible movie I can’t believe ever got made, then drinking my pain away, because I am easily affected by things like this…it must be my autism…
Her name is Lene Nystrøm and she’s the singer from Aqua, the worst band to pollute my brain in the early 2000s and she’s in a Danish mag that only hits stores thursday and she’s going to be naked in it…because that’s what you do when you’ve fallen off….and the dude who sent it in was supposed to send in the other nudes but he hasn’t yet….but you can get a taste of her bush and implants….which may be something you’ve been waiting for since jerking off to Barbie Girl…
Posted in:Lene Nystrom|NSFW
2012
10
Jul
Rosie Jones Topless in Page 3 From 2008 – 2011 of the Day
The thing I like about these UK Glamour Models is that they aren’t all that hot, you know their faces are whatever, but their tits are spectacular and they have no problem showing them off, cuz they are finally getting the male attention they always wanted and felt they deserved….
The other thing I like about these UK Glamour Models, other than being topless, is that their fans are fucking weird, and do things like compile catalogs of their topless work that I can rip off and share with you, because you are probably one of those people who is into this kind of nerd pervert virgin shit…and I am the kind of person who likes stealing other people’s hard work cuz I’d never complile archives of this kind of bullshit…..
3 Years of Titty Pics that could have all been shot in one day…seems like a waste of money that they spread this out…but here are the titty pics anyway…
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2012
10
Jul
Alice Baton Titties for Io Donna. Magazine of the Day
Alice Baton is a model making a name for herself by getting topless for obscure magazines….I’ve never heard of her or the magazine she’s in, but I have seen her tits and I only care about the tits, especially when they are being shown off by the girls so eager to make it in the pretentious bullshit fashion world cuz if they do make it, it is easy living…and all they had to do was take off their shirt…like a stripper, with the comfort of knowing she’s not a stripper, cuz she only gets topless in photoshoosts, and not for 10 dollars a song, but I think it is the same fucking thing…and that’s why I like Alice Baton enough to visualize her being sodomized by a baton….like it was a college team sport hazing….
Either way, here’s the hot fitness shoot.
Posted in:Alice Baton|NSFW|Photos
2012
09
Jul
Nude Model Robyn for Terry Richardson of the Day
Terry Richardson is going back to what made him famous, in a pretty slow moving, almost boring way…because I guess he fears being too hardcore, even though now the is the time to be too hardcore, cuz he’s finally a celebrity in the fashion photography world, meaning that so much groupie wannabe model pussy, and trust me when I say there is a lot of wannabe model pussy, sure probably not in your shitty hometown filled with inbreds in line at Walmart, but in the rest of the fucking world, and this wannabe model pussy, aspiring to take over the fashion world, cuz no one told them they couldn’t and everyone told them how hot they were, would probably insert midget forearms in their asshole for Terry Richardson, making these topless /nudes kinda dull knowing what they could have been if he put some effort and concept in…
Posted in:NSFW|Robyn|Terry Richardson
2012
06
Jul
Myla Sinanaj Leaked Nudes of the Day
Kris Humphries, the dude who married Kim Kardashian for a plot point in her vapid retard TV show, you know who agreed to be scrpted into the shit, has proved yet again, that he has no taste in women…
Her name is Myla Sinanaj – and she’s some pig who Kris Humphries had sex with – cuz he has no taste in women.
I blame those pro-athlete hazing rituals for shoving one too many brooms up his ass growing up so that girls just don’t matter to him, especially not fit girls…cuz apparently this self promoting trash can of girl who looks like Snooki, in a bad way, leaked some nudes and a claim she’s pregnant with his baby that TMZ ran today…two big media hits in one day…making her groupie, one night stand count…
What a joke…too bad I don’t have the uncensored pics….I’m a failed blogger like that…I guess I could look for them, but then I’d have to admit I tried to see this bitch naked, and I’m not down with that. I’ll look at any pig naked, but I don’t go out of my way for it.
Posted in:Myla Sinanaj|NSFW
2012
05
Jul
Alyssa Campanella Miss USA 2011 Showing Nipple of the Day
Alyssa Campanella was Miss USA 2011, I’ve never heard of her because Pageants annoy me, even though I appreciate the comedy of the whole thing, you know the process a girl must go through to get into this world, what kind of girl looks into the mirror and says to herself “I am going to be Miss America”….but it happened to this chick….and since that glorious day, she has decided to post some pics of herself in some photoshoot, showing half a nipple, but more interestingly, her natural red hair, reminding me, and maybe even mocking me about the fact that I’ve never banged a redhead, but have always wanted to…I mean have always wanted to the last couple of years, when I had a chance back in High School I was scared of them….But I remember – dreams do come true sometimes….that brings me hope to carry on.
Posted in:Alyssa Campanella|NSFW
2012
05
Jul
Katerina Jursikova Naked for Drehmoment Magazine of the Day
Katerina Jursikova is a model who gets naked for photoshoots in magazines that I have never heard of, and sure I am not a fashionista, hanging with top models at fashion week events, so why the fuck would I have heard of this magazine, but I guess what I am trying to say is that even if it is some fringe shit, for only the most fashionable, that’s even less reason for a bitch to get naked for it….but she got naked for it and I am glad she did cuz she’s pretty fucking hot….straight from the Czech Republic, trying to make a name fo herself, signed to some big agencies, but needing the exposure to really bring it….and that makes her a hero to us all….
Posted in:Katerina Jursikova|NSFW
2012
04
Jul
Dania Londono Suarez Nude in Soho of the Day
Dania Londono Suarez has some shitty fucking implants…These are some bargain basement titties from a third world country…maybe the doctor left a sponge or something in her….or her body rejected the new organs….or something scientific went wrong here…but it doesn’t matter…as long as we know something went wrong….
No wait, it does matter, how does a skinny chick with implants have nipples aiming to the ground like some kind of fat chick, or mom of 6….it’s almost a comical fail…I feel like I’m looking at a cartoon….
If you’re wondering who Dania Londono Suarez is….she was in a scandal with a Secret Service agent who paid her for sex….who cares. All girls are whores and all guys are johns…True story.
Now she is posing nude in magazines….Making progress….hopefully to save up some money to fix these fucking tits….
Posted in:Dania Londono Suarez|NSFW|Photos