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Archive for the NSFW Category

2012

17

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Naked For GQ Germany August 2012 of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely ignores me on Instagram, I assume it is cuz I am not a bald millionaire with muscles who can help her propel her career that is pretty much not that active in acting, but luckily that she can take back to modeling, and not just any modeling, nude, titties for Fashion modeling, cuz once a girl gets naked to launch her career, it is easy to get naked to try to maintain it or next level it and I am into that…

Here are her tits for GQ Germany….and they are lookin’ good.

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2012

16

Jul

Melissa Stasiuk Titties for Fashion of the Day

Melissa Stasiuk is from Argentina. She’s with NEXT Modeling agency. She is virtually an unknown…making movies with famous photographers to secure her place in the world and in doing that she needs to get naked for fashion or really naked for her career…like a common whore only far more socially acceptable…and here are her tits….not that they are anything to get excited for, because even if she makes it as a top model, she’ll be consistently topless, so I guess this is just a preview of what’s to come….that if you are creative you can probably come to.

Posted in:Melissa Stasiuk|NSFW

2012

16

Jul

Madonna’s Miserable Boob Flash for Attention of the Day

I am on summer vacation, even though my life is a vacation, sure it is a poverty striken, third world country, trailer park version of a vacation, but unemployed, all the time in the world, and old weathered toothless prositutes, which was the theme of the weekend because she was willing to suck me off for 5 US Dollars…are more fun than posting pictures of Madonna, who has a lot in common with that toothless discount whore…..because both are willing to humiliate themselves with their little integrity and dignity in efforts to get a little attention or to make a little money….despite being too old and too tired and victims of having seen better days….but one has no fucking choice but to do it for the next fix…while Madonna has no excuse other than ego…She’s the worst and this titty flash trick to get noticed may work…but it is not as awesome as it would have been if she wasn’t 90 fucking years old.

Here’s her new video – where she’s doing the lady gaga – pantsless, shitty music, but in her 60s…..

Posted in:Madonna|NSFW

2012

13

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless for a “Ketchup” Shoot of the Day

Rosie Jones is proof that if you have an average looking face and a hot body, with rockin’ tits, all your dreams can come true, because guys love great tits, and will ignore an average looking face in order to get to them, something most average girls don’t grasp as they work their shitty 9-5 jobs for minimum wage…all it takes is a little exploitation and you can be a Glamour Model too, and really it’s not all that explotitive, in fact you end up a millionaire, while keeping your shitty job, will if you’re lucky make you 6 figures after 20 years of service, if all pans out like it is supposed to, but you get 4 weeks vacation which is nice enough when not compared to a life that is a fucking vacation of these Glamour models, who are only different from you cuz they pose topless….

I have no idea when these pics are for or what they are for…but I now that information doesn’t matter cuz she’s topless…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

13

Jul

Sherlyn Chopra Tweets her Playboy Nude Shoot of the Day

While I was sleeping in, Indian “Model, Singer and Actress” Sherlyn Chopra, who used to be called Mona Chopra, and who I can only assume has a lot of fucking fans, cuz India’s got a billion people annd a good percentage of them must be into their hot local pussy….provided they can afford computers, I saw Slumdog Millionaire, I know how it works…but not well enough to get them to all worship me, cuz being coveted in India would lead to a lot of palaces, pussy and good times…

But enough about me, this Sherlyn bitch, who was in a lot of b-grade Bollywood movies, which is a funny concept, cuz I have seen some A-List Bollywood movies and they look like they are shot on VHS…..so B-grade must be some webcam shit with sound badly synced….

Not that it mattrs, because at 28, she’s decided it is time to make it in America, the tried, tested and true PLAYBOY way….only she was clever enough to tweet some nude pics to generate some buzz.

Indian, smart in ore than just call centers, medicine, engineering and making food that makes me shit myself.

Posted in:NSFW|Sherlyn Chopra

2012

12

Jul

Jessica Miller Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jessica Miller is some model who is showing her tits for fashion because that is what models do…especially when they are pushing 30 and from Las Vegas, well aware of what happens to the Showgirls who never showed their tits, or showed their tits in the wrong venue, who are now fat and married to a slot machine, probably a lot like her mother, who helped her do this legit fashion thing, and I made that whole story up, it is purely fantasy, except maybe for the fact that bitch is in a photoshoot showing her tits like a stripper getting paid, only hoping for exposure and that works out perfectly for me.

Posted in:Jessica Miller|NSFW

2012

12

Jul

Breastfeeding Picture of the Day

I have a thing for bitches who breast feed in public, cuz they are usually on some feminist mission to prove some kind of point that breast feeding is natural and should be a human right, while I get to see titties for fucking free, and more importantly, milk filled titties that I normally would never see cuz they are suburban wives who don’t talk to my kind….It is the kind of shit that I sing love songs to myself while tending to my erection through my pocket, the natural process of life from mother to child is so erotic, so long as she keeps her vagina in her pants and I don’t have to deal with that stiched up mess…..

Someone sent this into me, and it made my day, so I decided to share it with you, cuz to some of us, these feminist hippie bitches on a mission to get breast feeding pics legal on Facebook in werd coilitions, are the only tits you get to see whne you leave your house…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos

2012

11

Jul

Mariana Nude Modeling for Terry Richardson of the Day

Mariana is some no name hipster chick who was probably picked up by old, creepy, perverted Terry Richardson at some bar, and freaked the fuck out at the brush with “fame”, sucked in by the fact that he offered to shoot her, you know feeding her ego knowing that this is the guy who shoots top models, asking her, leading to her cheating on her boyfriend of 3 years to get up on his dick and get naked for his camera, showing off her rockin’ no name tits we’d otherwise never be able to see, if it wasn’t for Terry Richardson’s celebrity and the fact that he’s trying to keep it real…and as lame as he is and as boring as his pics are…this kind of thing works for me.

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

11

Jul

Lene Nystrom (Singer From Aqua) Fake Titties in a Magazine of the Day

This is hot tip came in last night, but I was too busy trying to rip my eyes out of my head after seeing a horrible movie I can’t believe ever got made, then drinking my pain away, because I am easily affected by things like this…it must be my autism…

Her name is Lene Nystrøm and she’s the singer from Aqua, the worst band to pollute my brain in the early 2000s and she’s in a Danish mag that only hits stores thursday and she’s going to be naked in it…because that’s what you do when you’ve fallen off….and the dude who sent it in was supposed to send in the other nudes but he hasn’t yet….but you can get a taste of her bush and implants….which may be something you’ve been waiting for since jerking off to Barbie Girl…

Posted in:Lene Nystrom|NSFW

2012

10

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless in Page 3 From 2008 – 2011 of the Day

The thing I like about these UK Glamour Models is that they aren’t all that hot, you know their faces are whatever, but their tits are spectacular and they have no problem showing them off, cuz they are finally getting the male attention they always wanted and felt they deserved….

The other thing I like about these UK Glamour Models, other than being topless, is that their fans are fucking weird, and do things like compile catalogs of their topless work that I can rip off and share with you, because you are probably one of those people who is into this kind of nerd pervert virgin shit…and I am the kind of person who likes stealing other people’s hard work cuz I’d never complile archives of this kind of bullshit…..

3 Years of Titty Pics that could have all been shot in one day…seems like a waste of money that they spread this out…but here are the titty pics anyway…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones