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2023

30

Nov

150 Year Old Nicole Kidman Pretends to Be a Teen of the Day

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Nicole Kidman is the celebrity human trafficked to America via Tom Cruise is probably in her 150th year of life, at least based on her corpse-like appearance, which I am sure none of you jerk off to, but that I am sure some of you have jerked off to at least once. I mean the 90s were slim pickings for celebrity nudity and she did have a decent set of tits while showing off her big fiery bush….but that’s not the point.

The point is that she’s doing instagram like an angry pantsless teenager who isn’t 150 years old and it is making me uncomfortable, not just because she’s doing the tribute to the devil, which you’d expect since Hollywood is built on evil, but that’s part of it…

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2021

19

Aug

Nicole Kidman See Through of the Day

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I do not have any evidence that Nicole Kidman is human. I know she dated Tom Cruise and those Scientologists may have rigged her with their Alien Technology like they did with Katie Holmes, who we still ASSUME is Katie Holmes, but at their level of fame, who fucking knows what goes on behind the scenes.

I will assume that whether she’s human or android…sophisticated AI to trick you fools….her source of energy is not food, but rather baby blood from aborted fetus…

I am pretty sure there was a celebrity on Ellen bragging about going down to Mexico for “STEM CELL” facials, where they get smothered in abortion blood..but I may have just made that up…BUT I do know that stem cell facials exist and that women use it without thinking they are rubbing abortion or placenta on their face…ANYTHING for creepy fucking beauty…

Anyway, Nicole Kidman must be 100. I feel like Days of Thunder was from 40 years ago…like I was 10 years old when she got her start yet here she is still willing to be jerked off to….

Maybe Stepford Wives was a documentary, I don’t know…but we’ve been graced or hashtag blessed all these years with Kidman’s tits, why stop a good thing now….not that her breasts are all that good…but they are good for 100 year old alien wizard demon she likely is…and that counts for something…

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2018

28

Dec

Nicole Kidman’s Bikini Robot of the Day

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Tom Cruise’s first robot alien wife Nicole Kidman is still full operational. Amazing what that rich person technology can do. Even if he had to trade her in after a few years…you know to upgrade…

I am sure she has had a few replacement parts….because she still looks decent in a bikini….even though she terrifies and continues to terrify me….I can recognize good engineering….

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2017

28

Aug

Nicole Kidman Photoshoot Erotica is So Uncomfortable of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures of Nicole Kidman are from, I guess I never really locked in that Stellar Magazine subscription I always wanted, you know because I’m a degenerate who can’t afford things like fancy magazines that feature Nicole Kidman in them…especially not in an era of why kill the trees I will see all the weird slutty pics on the internet eventually..

Well, I can’t say I’d expect Nicole Kidman pictures to be anything but awkward, uncomfortable and weird…she is a robot that was created by scientology…before the technology was really there…

But I can say, it’s nice to see that they made her waterproof….

She must be 60 years old by now, she seems to have been around forever, but I guess that could just be some alien programming shit that is making me think that…who knows…

Good tits…though…better when she’s showing off that ginger bush….or transparent ginger nipples really…but I’ll take what I can get or what is given to me…that I feel compelled to post and say “what’s going on here”…

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2017

14

Jul

ROBOT NIPPLES OF THE DAY

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Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of magazines at 100 years old…reminding you that Robots Don’t AGE…they just eventually stop working and you sell the for parts…I’ll take the pussy…not that it was ever used, and most likely had a dick for Tom Cruise’s Needs…bringing up the important question “CAN TRANNIES HAVE BABIES”….sure…if they ADOPT like Nicole Kidman did…

Either way – GREAT ROBOT nipples…

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2013

13

Sep

Nicole Kidman Gets Knocked Down of the Day

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Robot created in Tom Cruise’s spaceship lab, Nicole Kidman got slammed by some hipster photographer on his hipster bike and she survived because she was built to handle an alien invasion…and the paparazzi got some HOT ASS PICS , I mean provided you’re like me and into robots because they can’t get pregnant, or like Tom Cruise because they speak to his Alien leaders, but more importantly they don’t fuck up his homosexuality when he has sex with them, because it’s not STRAIGHT if you marry and fuck a robot…even if it looks like it has a pussy…when really it just has double asshole…

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2013

02

Jul

Nicole Kidman Models Shoes for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Jimmy Choo’s fall campaign stars Nicole Kidman…the robot/alien ex-wife of Tom Cruise, who happens to own a carrot pie that he probably wasn’t too into eating, because it didn’t have testicles, but that I am totally down with eating, because I’ve never had sex with an official redhead thanks to years of being disgusted by them…and karma not allowing me to get up in one now that I’ve grown as a man and accepted all shades of pubic hair, even the pubic hair that contrasts heavily with the bright pink of the vagina lips that contrasts heavily with the pasty, almost invisible skin.

I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about the shoes, something I assume at least one of you has a fetish for, a fetish so consuming you have a pair on right now….because that’s jus the kid of crowd I attract…

I blame THIS NICOLE KIDMAN PHOTOSHOOT …for the boners Nicole Kidman now gives me…

Here’s the campaign.

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2013

23

Jan

Nicole Kidman’s Awesome Panty Shot in The Paperboy of the Day

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I haven’t seen The Paperboy, but I hear it has some steamy Nicole Kidman scenes in it, including but not limited to peeing or being peed on and that sounds like a lot of fun because I have a thing for Nicole Kidman….but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…but am dying to….even when they have hands like this that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face…

I came across these crotch shots and figured I’d put them up….even if I have nothing to say about them…cuz I’m too busy watching the pantyhose being ripped the fuck off…HOT….like a rushed masturbation or fuck…


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2012

23

Aug

Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Look like Nicole Kidman for V Magazine of the Day

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I have no idea how these pics are of Nicole Kidman, I figure there must be another Nicole Kidman out there, cuz the Nicole Kidman I know is some washed up, relatively monster looking bitch who was once trapped by Tom Cruise….She has never been hot, never turned me on even in nude scenes in movies when I hadn’t jerked off that day…week…month or even year….

I am thinking it is a typo, or the magazine is lying….or maybe she got teleported back from her space travels looking sexy as fuck…you know with that whole Scientology, she knows too much, let’s replace her with a hot version of her…..cuz this version has absolutely no similarities to her….even if her own mother saw this shit, she’d have no idea who this was…V Magazine is just that good…and so are these pics…I am so torn, I feel so lied to…I don’t get this..at all…I keep looking back…and feel so confused, scared, and alone…is the world what I think it is…or have I been wrong about everything….I think I should go kill myself now…..looking at Nicole Kidman’s nipples…

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2012

18

Jul

Nicole Kidman’s Sex Scene in Hemingway & Gellhorn of the Day

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Nicole Kidman, who I like to refer to as the original Tom Cruise escapee, because I guess her contract was up, but based on her face and all the work she’s had done to it, her mind never fully recovered from the Scientology and fronting that her man wasn’t a homo, despite all their adopted kids, is in Hemingway & Gellhorn and she fucks in it, and this is the clip, that I didn’t watch, because I’ve seen Nicole Kidman naked at her prime, and even that wasn’t all that awesome, so I can only assume, this is not that awesome either, but I’ll post it anyway like it was my job, even though I don’t have a job…..

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