Nicole Kidman is the celebrity human trafficked to America via Tom Cruise is probably in her 150th year of life, at least based on her corpse-like appearance, which I am sure none of you jerk off to, but that I am sure some of you have jerked off to at least once. I mean the 90s were slim pickings for celebrity nudity and she did have a decent set of tits while showing off her big fiery bush….but that’s not the point.

The point is that she’s doing instagram like an angry pantsless teenager who isn’t 150 years old and it is making me uncomfortable, not just because she’s doing the tribute to the devil, which you’d expect since Hollywood is built on evil, but that’s part of it…

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