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Archive for the NSFW Category

2012

01

Aug

Coco Tweets Her Wet T-Shirt of the Day

Coco is disgusting….but in her defense…I like bitches who aren’t disgusting, fat, slobby, dumpy, ex hooker looking trash that seems to have landed a john to finance her life and allow her to continue her whoring at a bigger and broader scale…living out a whore dream….when she should be living out a fucking aerobic routine to scale her shit back….even if thickness is what she aspires cuz along the way…guys made her think that all guys like a fat bitch…without realizing not everyone is of african decent and fat doesn’t trigger some genetic code that tells our dicks “she can breast feed a baby through famine and drought”…..some of us are cushy, spoiled, North American who like our bitches to have toned stomachs and chicken legs….

But then again….she does post wet t-shirt pics on the internet so she can’t be so bad….

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Posted in:Coco|NSFW

2012

01

Aug

Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I have no idea who Monika Pietrasinska…I googled this bitch and found nothing…I just know that these weird topless pics of her modeling lingerie for one of those really classy lingerie companies you would assume low level pornstars buy because it is affordable and the perfect level of trashy to maintain their whore image….

Based on her last name, I have to assume she’s Eastern European…based on her fake tits, I am going to assume she is in the sex trade, whether high class escorting or stripping…based on this post….I think I may want to date her and live out a Disney caliber love story with her…via my penis.

Posted in:Monika Pietrasinska|NSFW

2012

01

Aug

Miranda Kerr Naked of the Day

Here are some pictures of a nude photoshoot the amazing Miranda Kerr posing nude because that’s what happens in a nude photoshoot….unless I am the one coordinating it….becuase if I am…it usually ends in unwanted pregnancy…but more importantly, unwanted conception…because girls don’t like sex with me…that’s why I gotta force em into it…literally…

The photographer is LAURENT DARMON and motherfucker delivered!

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|NSFW

2012

31

Jul

Iggy Igumenova for Terry Richardson Topless of the Day


Iggy Igumenova is some model who looks like a stripper and that makes me like her more…

She is Russian, and her fake tits are ridiculous….

I did a bit of research on her and apparently she was an aspiring model, because being from Russian, her only other way out was through the sex trade….something that she looks like she may be entertaining since her modeling isn’t all that amazing….because at some point, her all skinny and shit model look, turned into a fucking pornstar…at least she looks like one but but based on being shot by Terry Richardson topless…she’s probably still trying to take a stab at the fashion thing, before letting dicks stab her in video….

Posted in:Iggy Igumenova|NSFW

2012

31

Jul

Candice Swanepoel is Naked in Muse of the Day

I am 95 percent sure I’ve posted these pics before – but I don’t really pay attention to myself…I figure no one else pays attention to me….so why should I…and really who gives a fuck if these came out months ago… this is Candice Swanepoel fully fucking naked and I dig it….it’s the second coming of her nudes for Muse of the fucking day….because sometimes it is nice to reflect on things we have masturbated and drive those fuckers intot he fucking ground as hard as we can….seriously…I still jerk off to National Geographics from the 70s…cuz those tribal African titties are just right….while this white rich African titties are better than right…she’s amazing….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW

2012

31

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Nipple from 2005 of the Day

A 7 year old nipple is still a nipple…but an 8 year old’s nipple should be considered one…that would be sex offending…you sick fuck…

Here is some Rosie Huntington-Whitely titty in 2004 back when she was a model, before leveraging being a model into fucking rich guys with Hollywood connections, leading to an acting career of her own….which isn’t a bad thing, because she’s hot and staring a hot bitch acting badly works better than all the chicks who act badly who aren’t models….

And really any girl willing to show tit for money, fun, or free is someone I appreciate…even 8 years later….

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2012

27

Jul

Jodie Marsh Hot Topless Pics of the Day

The best thing about the UK is not the Olympics that are starting today and that I will watch for the gymnastics cuz I like the outfits the girls wear, cuz even if they all look like little 13 year old elves with big shoulders, ready to move pianos, they got cameltoe while they flip, bend and twist….

The best thing about the UK is the Glamour Models…this gang of fucking sluts with big tits who would probably have never bothered stripping despite their big tits but would have instead been party sluts with drug dealer boyfriends…but are now party sluts with pro Soccer playing boyfriends….living the good life…just for getting topless….Millionaires for being half naked….an important reminder to busty girls that they should drop out of college….cuz all they need are their tits to get a head….real or not…just use them and you can make more money than any accountant…doctor…or lawyer….maybe it is a flaw in society, or maybe it’s amazing…

Jodie Marsh was also seen on the beach in a bikini – and the paparzzi were there so click the link to seee those pics…


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Posted in:Jodie Marsh|NSFW

2012

26

Jul

Some Chick Naked Stella Topless for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson uses his star power to get decent looking hipster chicks topless in his studio probably before he makes them suck his dick as payment for allowing them to be in his presence…and that is the key to having any level of fame, success, fortune, especially when that fame, success and fortune is directly related to fashion, photography and top models and publications, cuz every cunt wants to be famous, and this fuckers camera is part of the machine, making them willing to work hard for his attention and even harder for his camera so that maybe it will help launch their career.

I fully believe in and endorse casting couches….

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

26

Jul

Lizzy Jagger in Interview Russia of the Day

Lizzzy Jagger is Jerry Hall’s oldest daughter with Mick Jagger and she’s not all that hot…if anything she’s a bit of a latch on who is clearly influenced by her younger sister Georgia May, who has established herself as a model, like their mother…as well as by her dad’s bandmate’s daughters she probably grew up with who are all also models with model moms…you know trying to keep the fuck up, even if she didn’t really get the looks in the family and probably should have studied medicine or something, cuz let’s face it she is gonna inherit a lot of money, her trust fund is probably insane, and the only reason she models is ego, jealousy but the truth is she’s only getting booked cuz of who she is, and even then she’s landing weak shoots like Interview Russia…but at least she’s showing tit….it makes her a little more credible…and worth looking at….

Posted in:Lizzy Jagger|NSFW

2012

26

Jul

Sophie Vlaming Titties for Vogue Greece of the Day

Sophiee Vlaming is some Dutch Tulip sniffing model who’s two lips should be sniffed by me, every day before she leaves the house to make sure she’s fresh and lovely, and every night when she gets home, to make sure she hasn’t cheated on me like some kind of whore….you know the good kind of girl you want to keep in a cage in the basement and keep for yourself cuz you’re passionate like that…and know that real romance is locking her in for life…..

She always shows her tits for fashion, she’s making a name for herself, and I want to get her pregnant….with mouth, hands and penis…She’s amazing….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Vlaming