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2012
07
Aug
Jessica Malafouris for Sander Dekker for Purple of the Day
When fashion magazines are putting out photoshoots like this, it is hard to not pretend your soiled sweat pants, shit stained underwear and T-shirt you’re working on a world record for most play out of an unwashed t-shirt, isn’t a fashion statement, and isn’t a hipster move, cuz getting naked, skinny, fat tit, hipster girls, naked and showing off hipster bush for you, for no money, for false promises of model fame is better than most things….if anything it is amazing…and it really solidifies the importance of pretending you’re a fashionisto on a mission…instead of just a dirt bag blogger who likes half naked chicks I’ve never heard of….
Good hustle. Shot by SANDER DEKKER …..
Posted in:Jessica Malafouris|NSFW
2012
07
Aug
Mariana Almeida Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day
Terry Richardson has used his celebrity to milk some girl who wants her own celebrity and who is willing to get topless and show off her great big tits, because shit….this famous fashion photographer wants pics of her when he can have pics of anyone….in what is probably one the better scams in fashion….and the whole reason why I am making this site a fashion site…cuz let’s face it….willing, free, topless girls…are amazing…
Hot tits. Shot by Terry Ricardson
Posted in:Mariana Almeida|NSFW
2012
06
Aug
Maja Simonsen Topless for Purple Magazine of the Day
Some photographer name Viktor Vautier shot these pics of some hot hipster looking model named Maja Simonsen, who I know absolutely nothing about, except her measurements from her Agency’s site, which are in the Metric system, and make no fucking sense to me, but then again, I guess I also know what her tits look like, so I don’t really need to size and measure the fuckers up to fit them into my mouth, I can just eye the shit, and work around that, like a real expert….That said, she’s awesome….and here she is half naked for Purple Magazine making moves…
Posted in:Maja Simonsen|NSFW
2012
05
Aug
Leia Freitas Nude for H Extremo Mexico of the Day
Here is the Mexican Pussy of the Day cuz I’m half Mexican but like Halle Berry is with her black…conveniently fully Mexican when I need to be ….These are from July and it isn’t july but who keeps up with Mexican smut….I don’t even think Mexican’s bother with the shit…but when pussy like the Leia Freitas pops up, they probably should, cuz she’s hot, willing to get naked and even showing some slit…good fucking times…
Posted in:Leia Freitas|NSFW
2012
03
Aug
Allie Haze Topless for GQ Russia of the Day
Turns out that GQ Russia is a fucking porn magazine that gets pornstars posing naked as most porn mags do….and that makes it substantially better than all the other GQ magazines around the world that aren’t pornographic…even though porn is what the people want to fucking see…
She’s a Vivid contract girl and Vivid are my homies, so I am kind hurt they have not send her up to film a scene on my dick, according to her wikipedia she’s a lesbian, but my clit sized dick and fishy scent can double as a vagina if she’s medicated enough…
She’s playing the next Emmanuelle, which is apparently a big deal….but I just like that she doesn’t have fake tits, but more importantly, that the Russian have beat the Americans to bringing porn to the mainstream, like they beat the Americans at Space Travel and in most Olympics back when they were communist….
Good times…
Posted in:Allie Haze|NSFW
2012
02
Aug
Bregje Heinen Radiate Throwback Thursday Runway Nipple Pics of the Day
Bregje Heinen Radiate is new Victoria’s Secret import who they have abducted violently from her home country in order to make her famous by getting her half naked and paying her in American work Visas and threats to not kill her family…at least that’s how I assume this happens, why else would they go into international waters, outsourcing American jobs when at least 1 percent of the American population aren’t obese, inbred and ugly as fuck….
Either way, before Victoria’s Secret, she was a model, and she was on the runway, and she showed her tits, and I liked it, cuz she’s lovely, and I’d love to make her squirt all over my face, or at lease sniff her fingers after she inserted her tampon….cuz that’s my move.
Posted in:Bregje Heinen Radiate|NSFW
2012
01
Aug
Coco Tweets Her Wet T-Shirt of the Day
Coco is disgusting….but in her defense…I like bitches who aren’t disgusting, fat, slobby, dumpy, ex hooker looking trash that seems to have landed a john to finance her life and allow her to continue her whoring at a bigger and broader scale…living out a whore dream….when she should be living out a fucking aerobic routine to scale her shit back….even if thickness is what she aspires cuz along the way…guys made her think that all guys like a fat bitch…without realizing not everyone is of african decent and fat doesn’t trigger some genetic code that tells our dicks “she can breast feed a baby through famine and drought”…..some of us are cushy, spoiled, North American who like our bitches to have toned stomachs and chicken legs….
But then again….she does post wet t-shirt pics on the internet so she can’t be so bad….
To See Some Coco In a Thong on the Beach – Unfortunately
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2012
01
Aug
Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day
I have no idea who Monika Pietrasinska…I googled this bitch and found nothing…I just know that these weird topless pics of her modeling lingerie for one of those really classy lingerie companies you would assume low level pornstars buy because it is affordable and the perfect level of trashy to maintain their whore image….
Based on her last name, I have to assume she’s Eastern European…based on her fake tits, I am going to assume she is in the sex trade, whether high class escorting or stripping…based on this post….I think I may want to date her and live out a Disney caliber love story with her…via my penis.
Posted in:Monika Pietrasinska|NSFW
2012
01
Aug
Miranda Kerr Naked of the Day
Here are some pictures of a nude photoshoot the amazing Miranda Kerr posing nude because that’s what happens in a nude photoshoot….unless I am the one coordinating it….becuase if I am…it usually ends in unwanted pregnancy…but more importantly, unwanted conception…because girls don’t like sex with me…that’s why I gotta force em into it…literally…
The photographer is LAURENT DARMON and motherfucker delivered!
Posted in:Miranda Kerr|NSFW
2012
31
Jul
Iggy Igumenova for Terry Richardson Topless of the Day
Iggy Igumenova is some model who looks like a stripper and that makes me like her more…
She is Russian, and her fake tits are ridiculous….
I did a bit of research on her and apparently she was an aspiring model, because being from Russian, her only other way out was through the sex trade….something that she looks like she may be entertaining since her modeling isn’t all that amazing….because at some point, her all skinny and shit model look, turned into a fucking pornstar…at least she looks like one but but based on being shot by Terry Richardson topless…she’s probably still trying to take a stab at the fashion thing, before letting dicks stab her in video….
Posted in:Iggy Igumenova|NSFW