Her name is Jodie Marsh, she was a UK Glamour model when UK Glamour models thought they mattered, and I assume they still think they matter, but clearly they don’t matter, but they do have big silly fake novelty tits…we call them clown tits…and cheesy fucking tattoos and horrible leathery tanned skins…that screams she either was a man, or a stripper, but was neither….but for some reason, I am all about this…I think it’s hilarious, like she obviously knows she’s not hot, and is just a caricature of something hot, and that in and of itself makes her amazing…

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Jodie Marsh….a fake titty stripper trash who should be a gutter porn star, the kind who takes 50 cocks at a time, but who is instead just some trash who gets half naked for money long enough for it to make her a name that can go to luxurious places…when she’s not being a monster professional body builder with a dick-clit….

I don’t know what this is, but I am glad she happened, and I would make her my new year’s resolution, because she’s perfect.

Happy New Year.

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Her name is Jodie Marsh and she was once a pretty famous and successful Glamour model, which is UK code for hooker with daddy issues, stupid tits, and a willingness to get naked because the cheesy club she works at doesn’t get her rich boyfriends, but being a “published” model and I use that lightly is a stamp of approval that gets her into the VIP room to do her hooking proper…

Well, since it’s Flashback friday, I felt it was important to remember what cheesy, trashy, was…in the mid 2000s, and see what it has become today…

Surprisingly, not a porn star, possibly a hooker, but into fitness and posting these videos of her doing some dance routine for what I assume is a competition…

I’m more into her selfies..

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Jodie Marsh is or was a UK Glamour model, which is code for trashy chick who should be a stripper or pornstar, but is above that, obviously…

I guess she likes to be celebrated for being a chick who gets naked for some low level fame…and twitter…

And not for 10 dollars a song, or 1000 dollars an hour.

She has morals…and the rich guys she probably fucks who buy her shit do it out of love not because she’s a hooker…

She’s also a fitness model, or competitive fitness chick, and has managed to merge the two things into her gym workout that is pretty fucking solid…if more gyms made this required dress code, I’m talking to you Planet Fitness…we’d all be in shape…

HERE SHE IS IN ZOO IF YOU CARE CLICK HERE

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Jodie Marsh is showing off her tits for Twitter because that’s her only move, it’s her only play, and no one else is bothering taking pics of her, so she might as well do it herself in this DIY era….and I’d prefer her selfies to have more steroid ridden dick clit…she needs to step her glamour model game up..

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Glamour Model turned Bodybuilder turned Glamour Model Jodie Marsh…has a pretty fun instagram, if you’re like me and appreciate a Ronald McDonald clown lookin bitch, with clown tits, crying for attention cuz either she had no dad, or she had a dad who touched her in her naughty places, or she had a dad who was too busy to give her attention….leading to what you see here…a broken girl, with a fucking dream, I like to watch play out.

Seriously, she makes me want to join the gym.

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