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2012

27

Jul

Jodie Marsh Hot Topless Pics of the Day

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The best thing about the UK is not the Olympics that are starting today and that I will watch for the gymnastics cuz I like the outfits the girls wear, cuz even if they all look like little 13 year old elves with big shoulders, ready to move pianos, they got cameltoe while they flip, bend and twist….

The best thing about the UK is the Glamour Models…this gang of fucking sluts with big tits who would probably have never bothered stripping despite their big tits but would have instead been party sluts with drug dealer boyfriends…but are now party sluts with pro Soccer playing boyfriends….living the good life…just for getting topless….Millionaires for being half naked….an important reminder to busty girls that they should drop out of college….cuz all they need are their tits to get a head….real or not…just use them and you can make more money than any accountant…doctor…or lawyer….maybe it is a flaw in society, or maybe it’s amazing…

Jodie Marsh was also seen on the beach in a bikini – and the paparzzi were there so click the link to seee those pics…


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2011

14

Oct

Jodie Marsh Ab Flash of the Day

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Jodie Marsh is amazing….She’s some UK Glamour model who isn’t actually Glamorous cuz none of them are…they’re better described as trailer trash bitches getting paid way more than they would as strippers to get topless….because for some reason…the only hot bitches in the UK are poverty….maybe cuz they are the ones who fake tan, fake tit, fake hair…who knows…but I know this Jodie Marsh turned to bodybuilding….cuz an addictive personality is better spend weight lifting than drugs, drink or religion…and her rocking abs, as disgusting as they are, that alienate her pervert big titty fan base, make me laugh….maybe it’s cuz I fucked a muscular girl with abs a few years ago and it was the gayest experience of my life…or maybe cuz they are abnormal and scary….but whatever it is…they’re good.

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2011

03

Oct

Jodie Marsh, Bodybuilder of the Day

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Jodie Marsh was some UK Glamor Model no one really cared about, except maybe to stare at her tits, or her pictures in shitty magazines while they took shits, who I guess was touched or raped as a child, because that’s why she developed some kind of feeling of inadequacy that led her into this quest to get approval through modeling half naked….a feeling of inadequacy or insecureity that got worse when she was being teased for being a little sloppy and a little pudge , so she took it upon herself to make a fucking change and that change was to go overboard at the gym and find happiness in morphing into a fucking genderless, testosterone filled, girl who was likely raped as a child, instead of a sex object and the whole thing is as weird as it is disgusting. Enjoy.

So now she doesn’t just HANG WITH MONSTERS IN HER PANTIES , she is the fucking monster and she’s winning awards for the shit…..as weird as she is, this is probably her biggest accomplishiment…..

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2009

27

Nov

Jodie Marsh is Made of Shiny Fake Tan Colored Plastic of the Day

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Jodie Marsh is in the Holiday Spirit with Christmas less than a month away or some shit, just look at her Rudolph Red Nose, or maybe that’s just got something to do with the extensive plastic surgery this bitch has got.

I really don’t understand what the fuck happened in the UK, but for some reason all the trashy bitches who are famous for being topless have actual careers and even weirder, these girls are called “glamor models” even though the only people who find them glamorous are poor uneducated trash living in their caravans and toothless strippers still working the pole for factory workers who could only dream about living this “galmor model” life.

I don’t understand who told them that this style of dressing is hot, or that cheap botched plastic surgery is hot, and that lookin like an orange piece of scarred up plastic that is melting under the heat of the bright lights, is something to aspire to be, because it will lead to getting more work, in some kind of lookin’ like a sex doll way.

Maybe I’m the weird one who likes my girls young, natural and wholeseome lookin. Maybe this artificial, jacked up version of a real women is where the world is going, but I think the only person who would want to get with this is in the fucking closest, because nothing about her is feminine, it’s all hard and scary lookin, like some kind of monster coming to suffocate me with her big fake tits, not that I would complain because tits are tits, but I can still think she looks like shit, like she ruined herself..even though I’d still pay 50 bucks to cum all over that mangled face of hers….but maybe that’s just because I will cum on any face willing to be come on, but more importantly because I have a Christmas Fetish and always wanted to invite Rudolph to join my special reindeer game thanks to the other Reideer who wouldn’t let them join in their reindeer games, pretty much demoralizing him, making him nice and easy and ready to get molested….if you know what I mean.

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2008

28

Nov

Jodie Marsh and Some Weird Monster of the Day

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Here is a picture of Jodie Marsh with some Save Tango midget painted orange, I have no idea what this is all about and I am really not about to go find out, because that would involve doing work, but I do it is a British thing and British people are fucking weird.

I also know that it is involves people painting themselves orange, and there is no doubt in my mind that when the people painting themselves orange are midgets, that they are actually getting paid to get exploited to do the shit, so they stand out and slutty lesbian attention whores make an effort to get a picture taken with them, not because it’s not everyday you see a midget with a painted face like some kind of clown, not that they have many other career options, they are fucking midgets, but because when you’re Jodie Marsh, it’s hard to find someone more orange than she is….

If I had a midget, I’d exploit him too. I’d constantly make him give me stand up blowjobs and treat him like my whore, pretty much all the time, from the minute I let him out of his cage, my dick would be in his mouth, and it wouldn’t be gay, because everyone knows midgets aren’t human. That’s like calling an old farmer gay for fucking the male sheep. Everyone knows that’s not true…

Okay, enough of this stupidity, now go look at Jodie Marsh’s stupidity…

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2008

13

Nov

Jodie Marsh Dyking Out of the Day

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I just realized I am late for something – so I decided to throw up some pictures to tide you over….who cares what I have to say anyway…which is too bad because I could really rip into this Jodie Marsh slut, but I got responsibilities man…..

Update: She’s an attention craving whore who got famous for having tits and being a shitty glamor model in the UK, the only way to stay relevant was to take it up a notch, and since lesbianism is the new thing, it was only natural to go that route, unfortunately her lesbian lover, looks like a lesbian and like Katy Perry, ruins all fantasies that Jodie Marsh fans may have. This bitch seriously looks like a cowboy who opens beer bottles with her teeth while rippin off dicks and raisin them to the gods knowing she’s done her lesbian duty in hating cock….

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2008

24

Oct

Jodie Marsh’s Lesbian Haircut of the Day

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Last week I was at a party and a girl was sitting at the bar next to me, she had this stupid shaved side of her head that I hadn’t really seen since the 80s at punk shows and I was kinda surprised it made a comeback since shit was heavily lesbionic. I sat there staring at it for a while, because the girl was one of those fashionista bottle whore types, and not a ratty street kid like you’d expect to see with half her head shaved and over the course of 20 minutes she was next to me, her friend kept coming up to her and telling her how much they loved her hair, when I decided to chime in and say something along the lines of the fact that no penis will ever go near her again….ever, and she just blew me off and by the end of the night, I saw that I was totally wrong, because she was dancing on a table for a bunch of men, which goes to show you that, despite ripping away all things potentially sexy about you, by raping your head, guys will still stick it to you, because you have a vagina.

That said, when I saw these pictures of UK slut Jodie Marsh with the letter N dyed into her hair, like a bad hip hop video, I thought the same thing, but then I realized she’s still got insane tits, so who really cares about whatever fuckin’ statement she’s trying to make, because all I want to do is sneak into her bedroom and steal a pair of her dirty panties to try to figure out the secret ingredient in her Big Mac’s special sauce and I am going to have to with 6 month old stale semen, because I’m pretty sure this chick is a dyke now, or at least that’s what her hair and the company she keeps is telling me. It’s also telling me to stop this post now because no one gives a fuck about her.

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2008

07

Oct

Jodie Marsh Flashes Her Panties of the Day

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Jodie Marsh is one of those Glamor Models from the UK that everyone writes about, despite not actually being anything worth writing about, but worth jerking off to for some people who are into that kind of big breasted, photoshoot thing, because they have big tits and look better in lingerie than your wife despite there being ample fucking porn out there to get you off instead, but I can’t tell you what to do to yourself or your penis.

The good news is that these Glamor Models don’t take their jobs too seriously and realize that they are just one dick in pussy on camera away from being pornstars, but have found a way to make it to that level of class or lack of class without having to go all the fucking way and degrating themselves. It’s all pretty funny, especially as they wobble out of bars like the drunken whores they are, to check out a random dudes dick and flash her panties, I don’t have the uncensored picture of the dude she’s checking out, mainly because I don’t really give a fuck, but I like to think that it’s damage control, because I don’t need to feel more responsible for furthering the confusion that is your sexuality when you get a boner from it, not knowing whether she’s turning you on, or the scenario is turning you on, or maybe even the cock is turning you on. We all know it’s the cock dude and I’m no therapist here, so I’ll just leave the shit boxed out.

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2008

03

Oct

Jodie Marsh in a Dominatrix Outfit Showing Some Tit of the Day

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So I ask this girl on facebook chat, who never shuts up, if she ever sucks asshole when sucking dick. It’s a pretty fucking standard question and according to my friend who goes out and parties a lot and hustles lots of random girls, getting your asshole licked has made it’s way into the mainstream and is a pretty fucking standard thing. I remember a time when a girl tried to lick my asshole in the 90s and I freaked the fuck out because I didn’t get what she was doing, but now it is up there with playing with balls or using hand and that’s crazy to me, I blame the gays, so I ask around to see if my friend is telling me the truth. Her response:

you ever eat an ice cream cone while douching?

I hate when people try to be funny by saying totally retarded shit. It’s like let’s think of the most random acts that we think of that would be funny, put them together and we get a fuckin’ comeback. I didn’t ask for her to act the fuck up, I asked a real question and I expected a real answer and that is why someone in her home town better gag this bitch with their dick she deserves it, even though she is probably a lesbian, because only lesbians try to be funny.

Speaking of gagging, here’s some pics of Jodie Marsh’s tits in some dominatrix type outfit, because no gag reflex is what got her where she is today, even though we haven’t quite figured out where she is today, but we do see a lot of pictures of her, so it must be somewhere.

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2008

28

Aug

Only God Can Judge Jodie Marsh and Her Tits of the Day

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I don’t know what I am more scared of having unprotected sex with, self proclaimed sluts who have tattoos on their arm that read “my crazy life, only god can judge me” and who wear ridiculous outfits out to events showing off their retarded big tits that made them lots of money, or everyday single girls who bang more men in a year that Jodie Marsh has in a lifetime. It’s like we all like to judge the exhibitionist tacky girls, but we sweep the Sex in the City, one night stand queens who dress classy and have careers but like having as many men as possible because sex is fun under the rug. It’s like the girl you think you want to bring home to your mom, has seen more cock than a Rooster farmer because shit fills her miserable void and the girl who looks like she definitely has herpes just likes male attention but never actually puts out because putting out is beneath her when all her life all guys wanted was to get in her pussy. It really doesn’t matter, but what does matter is that I don’t agree with her tattoo that she got to feel better about her slutty antics, because I am judging her right now and her and her big tits can’t stop me.

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